“A awginis’, yuh mean! Awginis’—Sure! We got one in our choich. He plays a awgin.”
“Yea?”
“Dey looks like pianers, on’y dey w’istles — up on top, see? Got long pipes an’ t’ings. Didtcha know dat?”
“I didn’t know fuh sure — on’y in Jewish.”
“Yea, dat’s wot it is. Anyhow, who wuz talkin’ about choich?”
“Nobody!” With apologetic haste, “Spigeddeh yuh said.”
“Yea!” offendedly.
“D’yuh go skatin’ in de windertime, too?”
“Naw, wadda gink!” Leo struck at the lure. “How c’n yuh go skatin’ in de winter time wit’ snow on’ de groun’? Yuh skate on slyin’ ponds den. Dja ever make one a whole block long?” He expanded again. “We did — me and Patsy McCardy an’ Buster Tuttle — it went all de way from Elevent’ to Stevens Street.”
“Gee!” David relaxed again.
“An’ Lily Aglorini tries to slide on it an’ bang!” The crab shell cut a red arc. “Right on her can! Wow! She went a whole block wit’ her legs stickin’ up innee air.”
— Guts like a chicken, open. And he’s holding them. Whiskers he’s got, or no?
“An’ den de hawse falls on it and de cop trows ashes on it. But didn’ me and Patsy kid de shoit off her ’cause she wuz wearin’ red drawers.”
— Don’t look any more, that’s all!
But Leo had flicked his gaze over his shoulder. “Oh!” He asked in resentful surprise. “Is zat all yuh tryin’ to look at?”
“No I wuzn’ tryin’! Hones’!—”
“Yes, yuh wuz, don’ tell me,” disgustedly. “At’s twicet now yuh wuzn’ even listenin’!”
“I didn’t mean—” He hung his head.
“Well, go on!” The crab crunched under exasperated teeth. “Take a good look at it, will yuh!”
“Kin I?”
“Dat’s w’at its fuh! Course yuh c’n!”
He slid apologetically from the chair, walked over. “Oh, now I see.” He gazed up at it intently. “It ain’ w’at I t’ought.” The man was bearded, but instead of holding his bowels in his hand, he was pointing at his breast in which the red heart was exposed and luminous.
“Wadjuh t’ink it wuz?”
“Couldn’ see good,” evasively.
“Dintcha ever see dat befaw?”
“No.”
“’At’s Jesus an’ de Sacred Heart.”
“Oh! What makes it?”
“Makes wot?”
“He’s all light inside.”
“Well ’at’s ’cause he’s so holy.”
“Oh,” David suddenly understood. “Like him, too!” He stared in facination at the picture. “De man my rabbi told me about — he had it!”
“Had w’a’?” Leo drew abreast of him to look up.
“Dot light over dere!”
“Couldnda had dat,” Leo asserted dogmatically. “Dat’s Christchin light — it’s way bigger. Bigger den Jew light.”
David had turned around to face Leo, but now he stopped, stared at the opposite wall. Directly above his chair all this time the same bearded figure had been hanging. Only this time David recognized him. He was made of flesh-tinted porcelain, and with what looked like a baby’s diaper around his loins, hung from a glazed black cross. “Dat’s him?”
“Sure! Yuh seen him befaw, dintcha?”
“Some place, yea. But I didn’ know he wuz righd over me.” With a feeling of dread he eyed the crucifix. “Oncet I seen him in a ’Talian funeral store. He’s a’ways wit’ nails, ain’t he?”
“Yea.” Leo took another slice of bread.
“But I didn’ know dat wuz a — You ain’ gonna git mad, will yuh if I ast you?”
“Naw!” And a second crab. “Ast me!”
“W’y is dat dish on his head busted over dere?” He pointed to the crucifix. “An it ain’ busted over — hea.” He pointed now to the picture.
“Ha! Ha!” he guffawed through a mouthful of food. “Aintcha de sap, dough! Dat ain’ a dish; dat’s a halo! Dintcha ever see a halo? It’s made ouda light! An dat ain’ a dish, neider,” pointing to the figure on the cross, “dat’s his crown o’ t’orns — sharper’n pins wot de Jews stuck on him.”
“Jews?” David repeated, horrified and incredulous.
“Sure. Jews is de Chris’-killers. Dey put ’im up dere.”
“No?”
“Sure, youse!”
“Gee! W’en?”
“Long ago. T’ousan’s o’ years.”
“Oh!” There was a little comfort in remoteness. “I didn’ know.” A hundred other questions clamored at his tongue, but fearful of further revelations, he stifled them. “Gee! He’s light inside and out, ain’ he?” was all he dared offer.
Without bothering to answer, Leo licked his fingers and reached for the candy. “Ummm! Ammonds! Oh boy, bet I could put about ten o’ dese in me mout’ at oncet. D’ yuh ged ’em ev’ytime yuh go dere?”
“I don’ go dere.”
“Yuh don’? Cheez, I’d go dere ev’y day if me a’nt owned a canny staw!”
“It’s too far.” He was answering because he knew Leo expected an answer, but within him, something strange was happening, something that swelled against his sides and bosom, that made his palms damp and clinging, his speech muffled and reluctant as in drowsiness.
“Wot of it?” Leo sucked the fragments from his teeth. “Grab a hitch on a wagon w’y dontcha?”
“Didn’t see none.” He wondered how Leo had failed to hear the pounding of his heart.
“Didn’t see none!” he snorted incredulously. “On Avenue D — dat’s w’ea yuh went — dintcha?”
“Yea.” The strangeness was grown almost as palpable as phlegm to his breathing. Terrific desire seemed to sicken him. He must ask! He must ask!
“Well, wudja go dis time fuh?”
“Skates. I taught maybe—” his voice trailed off.
“Didn’ she have ’em?”
“No.” He found himself resenting the thorny brightness of Leo’s voice — a brightness that kept pricking him always out of a passionate yet monstrous lethargy.
“Make ’er buy ’em faw ye den. Dat’s wud I’d do. She’d gid ’em cheaper ’n’ you—”
“Leo!”
“W’a?”
“C-can you gibme—” A slow finger rose and pointed “G-gib me — one o’— one o’—” He couldn’t finish.
“One o’ wa-a-a?” Leo clapped hand to chest in sharp surprise.
“Yea.” He felt giddy.
“Me scappiler? Cheesis, yuh mus’ be nuts! W’at de hell d’ye wan’ ’at for?”
“I jos’ wan’ id.”
“Are you tryin’ to git funny er sumpt’n.” Suspiciously.
“No!” He shook his head vehemently. “No!”
“Well, yer a Jew, aintcha?”
“Yea, bud I—”
“Well, youse can’t wear ’em — dontcha know dat? Dey’re fer Cat’licks.”
“Oh!”
“Ain’t got one anyhow — nutt’n ’cep’ a busted rosary, me ol’ lady foun’ in a ressarint.”
“Wot’s dot — rosary—” eagerly. “Can I have?”
“G’wan, will yuh! Are yuh bugs or sumpt’n?”
“I c’n giv yuh a lodda cakes an’ canny — even my penny — See?” He displayed it.
“Naw! It ain’t mine an’ it costs way more’n dat. Cheez! If I’d aknown you wuz such a pain inna can I wouldna let yuh come up hea.”
“I didn’ know.” He could feel his lips quivering.
“Aw yuh never know!” There was a harsh silence.
“Yuh wan’ me tuh go donn?” His voice was desolate.
“Aw yuh c’n stay hea.” Leo growled. “But stop bein’ a pain inna prat, willyuh?”
“Awrigh’,” humbly, “I won’ ask no more.”
“Is yer a’nt stingy too?” Leo irritably ignored the apology.
“No.” He thrust desire and disappointment from him and gave all his attention to Leo. “She gi’s me anyt’ing.”