The two necks joined the head in such a way that the head and face were tilted slightly back.
George Walt tended to look slightly over whomever they were talking to, and this added to the unique impression; it made them seem formidable, as if their attention could not really be engaged. The head was normal size, however, as were both bodies. The body to the left - Sal did not recall which of them it was - wore informal clothing, a cotton shirt and slacks, with sandals on the feet. The right hand body, however, was formally dressed in a single-breasted suit, tie and buttoned gray cape. And the hands of the right body were jammed deep into the trouser pockets, a stance which gave to it an aura of authority if not age; it seemed distinctly older than its twin.
'This is George,' the head said, pleasantly. 'How are you, Sal Heim ? Good to see you.' The left body extended its hand. Sal walked toward the two of them and gingerly shook hands. The right hand body, Walt, did not want to shake with him; its hands remained in its pockets.
'This is Walt,' the head said, less pleasantly, then. We wanted to discuss your candidate with you,
Heim. Sit down and have a drink. Here, what can we fix for you ?' Together, the two bodies managed to walk to the sideboard, where an elaborate bar could be seen. Walt's hands opened a bottle of Bourbon while George's expertly fixed an old fashioned, mixed sugar and water and bitters together in the bottom of a glass. Together, George Walt made the drink and carried it back to Sal.
'Thanks,' Sal Heim said, accepting the drink.
'This is Walt,' the common head said to him. 'We know that if Jim Briskin is elected he'll instruct his Attorney General to find ways to shut the satellite down. Isn't that a fact ?' The two eyes, together now, fixed themselves on him in an intense, astute gaze.
'I don't know where you heard that,' Sal said, evasively.
"This is Walt,' the head said. "There's a leak in your organization; that's where we heard it. You realize what this means. We'll have to throw our support behind Schwarz. And you know how many transmissions we make to Earth in a single day.'
Sal sighed. The Golden Door kept a perpetual stream of junk, honky-tonk stag-type shows, pouring down over a variety of channels, available to and widely watched by almost everyone in the country. The shows - especially the climactic orgy in which Thisbe herself, with her famous display of expanding and contracting muscles working in twenty directions simultaneously and in four colors, appeared - were a come-on for the activity of the satellite. But it would be duck soup to work in an anti-Briskin bias; the satellite's announcers were slick prose.
Downing his drink he rose and started toward the door. 'Go ahead and stick your stag shows on
Jim; we'll win the election anyhow and then you can be sure he'll shut you. In fact, I personally guarantee it right now.'
The head looked uneasy. 'Dirty p-pool,' it stammered.
Sal shrugged. 'I'm just protecting the interests of my client; you've been making threats toward him. You started it, both of you.'
'This is George,' the head said rapidly. 'Here's what I think we ought to have. Listen to this, Walt.
We want Jim Briskin to come up here to the Golden Door and be photographed publicly.' It added, in applause for itself, 'Good idea. Get it, Sal ? Briskin arrives here, covered by all the media, and visits one of the girls; it'll be good for his image because it'll show he's a normal guy -
and not some creep. So you benefit from this. And, while he's here, Briskin compliments us.' It added, 'A good final touch but optional. For instance, he says the national interest has - '
'He'll never do it,' Sal said. 'He'll lose the election first.'
The head said, plaintively, 'We'll give him any girl he wants; my lord, we have five thousand to choose from!'
'No luck,' Sal Heim said. 'Now if you were to make that offer to me I'd take you up on it in a second. But not Jim. He's - old-fashioned.' That was as good a way to put it as any. 'He's a
Puritan. You can call him a remnant of the twentieth century, if you want.'
'Or nineteenth,' the head said, venomously.
'Say anything you want,' Sal said, nodding. 'Jim won't care. He knows what he believes in; he thinks the satellite is undignified. The way it's all handled up here, boom, boom, boom -
mechanically, with no personal touch, no meeting of humans on a human basis. You run an autofac; I don't object and most people don't object, because it saves times. But Jim does, because he's sentimental.'
Two right arms gestured at Sal menacingly as the head said loudly, 'The hell with that! We're as sentimental up here as you can get! We play background music in every room - the girls always learn the customer's first name and they're required to call him by that and nothing else! How sentimental can you get, for chrissakes ? 'What do you want ?' In a higher-pitched voice it roared on, 'A marriage ceremony before and then a divorce procedure afterward, so it constitutes a legal marriage, is that it ? Or do you want us to teach the girls to sew mother hubbards and bloomers, and you pay to see their ankles, and that's it ? Listen, Sal.' Its voice dropped a tone, became ominous and deadly 'Listen, Sal Heim,' it repeated. 'We know our business; don't tell us our business and we won't tell you yours. Starting tonight our TV announcers are going to insert a plug for Schwarz in every telecast to Earth, right in the middle of the glorious chef-d'oeuvre youknow-
what where the girls... well, you know. Yes, I mean that part. And we're going to make a campaign out of this, really put it over. We're going to insure Bill Schwarz' reelection.' It added,
'And insure that Col fink's thorough, total defeat.'
Sal said nothing. The great carpeted office was silent.
'No response from you, Sal ? You're going to sit idly by ?'
'I came up here to visit a girl I like,' Sal said. 'Sparky Rivers, her name is. I'd like to see her now.'
He felt weary. 'She's different from all the others ... at least, all I've tried.' Rubbing his forehead he murmured, 'No, I'm too tired, now. I've changed my mind. I'll just leave.'
'If she's as good as you say,' the head said, 'it won't require any energy from you.' It laughed in appreciation of its wit. 'Send a fray named Sparky Rivers down here,' it instructed, pressing a button on its desk.
Sal Heim nodded dully. There was something to that. And after all, this was what he had come here for, this ancient, appreciated remedy.
'You're working too hard,' the head said acutely. 'What's the matter, Sal ? Are you losing ?
Obviously, you need our help. Very badly, in fact.'
'Help, schmelp,' Sal said. 'What I need is a six-week rest, and not up here. I ought to take an 'ab to Africa and hunt spiders or whatever the craze is right now.' With all his problems, he had lost touch.
Those big trench-digging spiders are out, now,' the head informed him. 'Now it's nocturnal moths, again.' Walt's right arm pointed at the wall and Sal saw, behind glass, three enormous iridescent cadavers, displayed under an ultraviolet lamp which brought out all their many colors.
'Caught them myself,' the head said, and then chided itself. 'No, you didn't; I did, You saw them but I popped them into the killing jar.'
Sal Heim sat silently waiting for Sparky Rivers, as the two inhabitants of the head argued with each other as to which of them had brought back the African moths.
The top-notch and expensive - and dark-skinned - private investigator, Tito Cravelli, operating out of N'York, handed the woman seated across from him the findings which his Altac 3-60
computer had derived from the data provided it. It was a good machine.
'Forty hospitals,' Tito said. 'Forty transplant operations within last year. Statistically, it's unlikely that the UN Vital Organ Fund Reserve would have had that many organs available in so limited a time, but it is possible. In other words, we've got nothing."