Hexes. He could brew up something that would have the Dardanians dropping like flies. Mysterious plagues. Biological warfare!
Damn, that wouldn't do either. He had never been very good at working those kinds of spells. Besides, as amoral as he liked to think he was, there were certain ethical considerations that he couldn't quite get around.
Moreover, he had been charged with a purely military task. Inky's instructions allowed him to employ only those supernatural aids which were divinatory or clairvoyant in nature. Intelligence-gathering. In that, he had been successful. Knowing the exact positions of enemy forces had enabled the Arkadians to take and hold these strategically important flood-plains, sodden and swampy though they were.
Which left most of the high ground to the enemy, true. But they were already up there.
He took another swig of sweet Dardanian wine. Good stuff, if a little heavy. Got you drunk anyway, and that was all that counted.
Tactical magic was out. He'd already tried to sneak in some strategic ploys, since the big show on the high altar. In fact, he'd tried the lightning-summoning bit again, bringing a fierce thunderstorm down on Troas. Lightning strikes had started a good number of fires. But the upshot was that Troas still stood. The fires had been a major nuisance, but nothing more.
And afterward, he'd lain semicomatose for almost a week. The spell had taken a lot out of him.
On the non-supernatural front, the undermining had been his idea, and this gambit had shown great possibilities until the Troadeans had copped to what was going on and had flooded the mine, using water from their hot springs. Two hundred men had lost their lives in that debacle.
Remembering, Trent shuddered. Being parboiled alive like that, like a lobster. Ugh.
And he could have easily been caught in there himself. A miracle he hadn't. What would Sheila have-?
He chuckled. He must really love that woman. Yes, he did. He must get back to her. Her red hair was so lovely, her skin so fair, freckled here and there. Breasts large and full for such a slim woman…
"Trent?"
"Huh?" Telamon was standing in front of him. "Must have dozed off…"
"Sorry to wake you."
Trent sat up, feeling tired and logy. "Think nothing of it. Something up?"
"Not really. But I wanted you to know that I talked the king out of arresting you again."
Trent chuckled. "Kind of you. Why did you do it? Some wine?"
"No, thank you."
"Uh, pull up something and sit."
"Thank you very much."
Telamon piled some sheepskins together and sat crosslegged.
He said, "Why did I do it? Because I rather admire you. Like you, even."
"Same here." Trent took a swig of wine. "What was eating Anthaemion this time?"
"Nothing especially. He wants scapegoats and thinks your beard the longest."
Trent looked around. "You'd best guard your tongue, my friend."
"There is no one about, and you will not repeat my words."
"No. I won't. Go on."
Telamon shrugged. "There is no more. Eventually he will have you killed, or kill you himself. But he is afraid of you. You are a sorcerer. He keeps repeating rumors about you."
"Rumors? What rumors?"
"Those that circulate among the troops. One of them has it that you change yourself into an animal at night and prowl. One story says that you change yourself into a great bat and devour people."
Trent laughed. "I don't have the right accent."
"Can you do it?" Telamon asked.
"Do what?"
"Change yourself into an animal."
Trent snorted. "Any sorcerer worth his salt can do an animal tranformation. Not that I do that traditional stuff much. When I was a kid I once changed myself into an eagle. I soared. Soared. Kind of liked that." Trent was silent a moment, staring off, remembering. Then he looked at his visitor. "Anthaemion still expects me to win this war for him, doesn't he?"
"Yes, I am afraid so."
"Well, I can't."
"He thinks you are in fact against him."
"Yeah, he would think that."
"Are you?"
Trent smiled. "Are you sure you won't repeat my words?"
Telamon was disappointed. "I had numbered myself among your confidants. It seems I was presuming."
"Not at all. You want to know my opinion of Anthaemion? He's a major asshole."
Telamon could not suppress a smile.
"And I'll give you another opinion. I'm sick of this pack of morons you call an army. Thugs, every one of them. Pirates. I've seen biker gangs with more redeeming virtues."
"I'm sorry-?"
"Swaggering bullies. And as to their military prowess, none of them knows the first thing about discipline, about following orders. They are little better than a rabble, no matter how they strut and brag." Trent snorted. "Heroes. These jerks wouldn't know heroism if it came up and bit 'em on the backside."
Telamon brooded a moment before admitting, "I am afraid there is something in what you say."
"You bet your ass. Sorry, I'm not blaming you or including you in my sweeping generalizations. You're a man of some breeding and you have a head on your shoulders."
Telamon bent his head. "My humble thanks."
"But the rest…" Trent shook his head. He reached, rummaged among some debris, and finally came up with a wooden cup. He poured wine into it and let the skin drop. He drank.
"But we cannot stay here forever," Telamon said.
"I'd quit the whole business if I could," Trent said. "But, although I'm a potential deserter, I'm no traitor. When I sign on with an outfit, my loyalty is part of the bargain."
"I have assured the king of that very fact."
"It's true. I also gave my word to my brother. My word, the word of a prince, counts for something, you know. I take that stuff seriously."
Telamon's face registered momentary shock. Then he quickly rose and bowed solemnly.
Puzzled, Trent asked, "What's up?"
"I ask your forgiveness for sitting in your presence. I was not aware-"
"Oh, that. Sit down, pal. Here, I'm a courtier, and one out of favor. In my world, it's different."
"In your-? I do not understand."
"Sit down, please."
Reluctantly, Telamon reseated himself.
Trent went on. "It's hard to explain, but we-my brother and I-are from a place so far away that it's hard not to call it a different world altogether. Unimaginably far away."
"I see."
"In fact, it's… Forget it, we'll leave it at that."
"Your magic must be godlike."
"Well, shit." Trent took another swallow of wine. "It can be. If I put my mind to it I could… Ahhh, fuck the whole business."
"Sweet wine can make one bitter," Telamon said.
"I'm not bitter, I'm ticked off. At my brother, mainly. For stranding me here."
"One can imagine."
"So, it's up to me to find a way out of this mess." Trent poured himself more fortitude, sampled it. Then he looked at Telamon. "Have any ideas?"
"The glimmerings of one."
"Spill it. I'm fresh out of glimmerings."
Telamon brooded at some length, then said, "If we could employ stealth instead of brute force, perhaps…"
"Out with it. I'm all for stealth at this point."
"I had a dream the other night. I dreamt of a great horse-"
Trent looked pained. "Oh, no." Telamon frowned.
Trent said, "Does this idea of yours have something to do with hiding some guys inside a big wooden horse?"
Telamon was astounded. Awed as well, he shook his head. "Is there no hiding even dreams from a sorcerer?"