“Yvette?” I growl. “Not Yvette.”
“A ‘pale cat with attractive dark feathering’ on the railing. Sounds like a shaded silver Persian. You heard the bird. Eyewitness testimony and he even talks so humans can understand him.”
“Yvette, did you see the pretty lady seven nights ago?” I ask in my turn.
“What is time to me? I did take the moving box four floors up, where someone did pick me up and got their naked oilyhands all over my recently laved fur. I was able to leap away, like mist. These humans are so clumsy. I remember that mindless mimic of the air, that morsel on wings, crying “Pretty bird!” As if I were chopped liver! I escaped back into my room to restore my garb to proper order. What wrong is there in that?”
I cannot speak.
The Divine Yvette is the feline femme fatale who apparently lured the ill-fated Vassar into her penultimate act of mercy that became an inadvertent dive.
It was an utter accident, of course. On both their parts. But I cannot deny that Vassar acted from the nobler intent, my admired Yvette from the baser one.
Still, one can understand that an oft-pawed beauty might naturally rebuff even an attempted rescue.
I glance at Miss Louise, who is sitting by offering the sour demeanor of Judge Judy to the proceedings.
“The human female only tried to rescue you,” I tell her. But the Divine Yvette is as blind in her fashion as her self-absorbed mistress.
“I did not need it,” the Divine One says pointedly. She flounces back to her door, where she begins to paw with her declawed right mitt, making a nerve-grinding shwshshs shwshshs shwshshs sound.
I sit bemused. Then I hear a thump behind me.
Miss Midnight Louise is now balanced on the railing board, looking down.
“Off!” I order.
“There it is.”
“What?”
“Miss Vassar’s cell phone. It had to have fallen with her, but it caught in the fork of that potted Norfolk pine tree on the level below.”
I jump up beside her. Two can play at this game, which some would call “chicken.”
Sure enough, I spot a small oblong of dull silver metal, a cell phone in a pine tree. If that cell phone could talk …
but of course it cannot. And of course the police will never discover it up here.
“Get down from there, Louise. We have seen our job and done it.”
She obeys me, leaving me momentarily speechless. Behind me I hear Miss Savannah Ashleigh’s door open. “You naughty kitten!” she admonishes the Divine One.
“How did you slip out?”
The door closes, and I realize I have neglected to turn to capture a last glimpse of that vanishing plume of fur, of summer and smoke.
Miss Midnight Louise is shaking her head as if a flea, or two, were cohabitating in her ear. Perhaps witnessing the Divine One’s sublime indifference to her own role in a recent death has shaken my partner, for she says to me out of the blue, “I did not mean to kill her, Pop. Just to distract her from taking out Mr. Max.”
“You are discussing a woman nicknamed Kitty the Cutter. Not only that, in this instance she was a rogue driver. Innocents could have been killed. And do you think she would have hesitated to run you over if you had gotten between her and Mr. Max’s car? You were the backseat driver on that ‘cycle. She was out of control. You did what you had to do.”
“Still … I have never killed anything that big before. And humans are supposed to be the superior breed.”
“Every breed is superior in its own mind. There are inferior humans just as there are inferior cats, hard as that is to believe. But none of that matters when it comes down to an issue of life and death. Mr. Max”—here I swallow my territorial pride for the first time in my nine lives—“is a dear friend of my Miss Temple, and I should hate to have my roommate in mourning for the next millennium if anything untoward should happen to him. You did the right thing. You did what I would have done.”
“Gee, thanks.” She gives me the skeptical green-eyed slit. “I have never before considered ‘what you would have done,’ to be any standard worth aspiring to.”
Before the terrible import of those convictions quite clear the hurdle of my overworked brain, Miss Louise gives me a quick lick on the chops.
“But I may have to reconsider my standards,” she says. “Such is life and death, I see, on the mean streets of Las Vegas. Thanks for the buggy ride, Daddy-o Dearest.”
I shudder to think what Miss Louise’s memoirs will have to say about me. I had better get started on my own, pronto.
Chapter 46
Callback
The phone rang. His phone rang.
Matt stared at Kinsella. Max had killed Kitty? Was it possible?
Yes. They were old enemies.
“Better answer,” Kinsella suggested, seizing the Bushmill’s bottle by the neck for a refill.
As if Matt, a Polish beer man according to Kinsella, would hog Irish whiskey.
He got up and went to the bedroom phone, the only one he owned. Yet. He could smell a cell phone in his future, but at least now he still had a very unportable model and could use it as an excuse to escape the unthinkable. Was he entertaining a confessed murderer in his living room? Wouldn’t Carmen Molina be enchanted to know that?
“Hello.”
“Matt. Am I calling too early for out there?” asked Frank Bucek’s vibrant ex-teacher voice.
“No. We’re awake and at ‘em out here.”
“That three-hour time difference is annoying. I have toremember not to call at the crack of dawn when it’s midmorning here in Virginia.”
Not just Virginia. Quantico. FBI headquarters. Matt wondered what the place had got its name from. “I have something,” Frank announced.
He’d always boomed out sermons and homilies in the priesthood, hadn’t allowed any mumbling among the altar boys. Nothing retiring about Father Frankenfurter.
“On … the woman.”
“On your persecutor. Kathleen O’Connor. No ‘Kathy,’ for her, at least not with the IRA.”
“I asked you to look into her months ago, and you didn’t find anything.”
“Ah, Matt, me boyo. That was before nine-eleven and the IRA began playing ball-o with the English and American authorities. Can you believe it? The enormity of the World Trade Center attack gave the IRA pause. They’d been in peace negotiations anyway, then said publicly that the scale of the attack on the U.S. was so extreme that they would never bomb Britain again.”
“They’re terrorists.”
“Yes. Who believed them? And of course they have their hard-nosed elements who will never give in or never give up mayhem. But, by and large, begorra, they’ve been as sincere as you can expect of reformed terrorists. And … they’re cooperating with the authorities, so this time I finally got some information on the bane of your block, Kathleen O’Connor.”
“She’s dead.”
“What?”
“I just identified the body. A motorcycle accident.”
“And it was her, for certain?”
“I saw her face. It was scraped and bruised, but hers, no mistake. I identified her on the coroner’s examining table.”
“Ouch. I don’t like those places. They make you not quite believe in immortal souls, seeing all those mortal remains so still and shattered and such dead meat. So you’re sure.”
“Yes, but I’d still like to know more about her.”
“I don’t know much more. They admitted to knowing of her, but said that she had long ago become a rogue agent.”
“How do you become a rogue IRA terrorist?”
“You don’t take orders, for one. The biggest no-no. That’s true of any para-governmental agency.”
“ ‘Para-governmental agency’? We’ve got them too?”
“We’ve got everything we need in a modern, dangerous world. And sometimes it isn’t enough. Anyway, Kathleen went off on her own years ago. Would send money home. They tagged her as working South America, the Irish-Latino community there, which is almost as big as the German-Latino community, aka the Hitler has-beens. She sent them money periodically. They didn’t ask where it came from or where she was.”