Icons referred originally to the gilt-touched paintings of Russian Orthodox saints. Like many specific words, it had been adapted to apply to modern idols as well as holy figures: to rock stars and Hollywood legends. Even to a blue-collar boy from Tupelo, Mississippi. Just as the word “diva” had been plucked from the operatic world to revert to pop music stars.
Things always went from the sublime to the ridiculous, Temple reflected. Maybe even murder.
Temple nodded her thanks to Madame Olga for her time and her insight. She skittered across the tabletop, pushing papers away like leaves, and hopped down onto solid ground to push her toes back into her usual high heels.
She wasn’t sure she needed to feel taller anymore. Just grounded.
A Bottle of Red, a Bottle
of White Russian
He scared her.
She’d asked for this interview, but it scared her.
She wasn’t the police. She was a PR person with a license to snoop. She was messing in what could turn out to be an international incident, but she had a pressing need to know. For her job. For her peace of mind about what had happened on her watch.
So she was scared, not because he was a scary guy, he was just so totally different. He was a living legend. A Russian aristocrat who’d become a French citizen. The aristocrat and French parts were paramount.
Temple recognized that Ivan Volpe was a rare breed, someone a midwestern mutt like herself would ordinarily never have crossed paths with. Except in Las Vegas. She also recognized that he traded on his unique, blue-blood-drenched background to make himself into a high-flying standard of the Jet Set.
Madame Olga was an aristocrat of the stage. Temple could recognize that honor and deal with it. Danny Dove was a commercial version of Madame Olga. Their common tongue was “theater, dance, art,” and Temple spoke that, albeit humbly.
But “Count” Volpe. He flummoxed her.
She had been an essay contest finalist once, back in college, for one of those “one-year editorships” at a women’s fashion magazine. Several months of demanding editorial entries had culminated in a group of twelve finalists spending five days inside a Manhattan whirlwind learning experience. The two midwestern finalists were like token blacks: in for the appearance of equity, out for the reality.
She had met him before. The Ivan Volpe, a Russian émigré with an Italian last name. Her, a tiny girl in a little black cocktail dress (the magazine had corrected her self-description to “after-five” dress) introduced in a Manhattan penthouse to a tall, aristocratic Russian émigré, a consulting director, impoverished but possessed of major snob appeal, at a cocktail (Temple hoped that designation was chichi still) party catered totally by blacks in black tail serving platters featuring gross and relatively raw truncated parts of animal life.
“Do you speak Russian?” the anorexic magazine editor who’d introduced her to this blanc eminence had asked Temple over the beef tartare.
Heck, no! Why should she?
Probably because it was the current trendy major at the Eastern women’s colleges. Minnesotans like Temple majored in English. Duh.
“No!” Temple had dead panned in a Russian accent right out of Ninochtka (the thirties movie with Garbo; if you’re gonna steal, steal from the best). “I do not speak Rrrrussian.”
A dead pause.
When Volpe had laughed, long and hearty, the snooty editor had been required to produce an anemic snark.
Temple hadn’t won the competition, although she’d seen signs that her entries had been winners. A deadly dull girl from an Eastern “Sacred Seven” college and an über-wealthy and aristocratic family had won. And to think all this American aristocracy had started with that dinky scruffy ship called the Mayflower. Temple had never heard of any of her group of twelve again.
But here was Count Volpe, twelve years later: tall, straight, white-polled, intimidating.
“I do not speak Rrrrussian,” Temple declaimed in her best Garbo voice.
His white lashes blinked. He visibly scanned for the first recording of their meeting, and found it, though he was past ninety now. Then he laughed again.
“Ninochtka! Hah! Your hair used to be Communist red. I remember. Now you are White Russian blonde, but you are still spirited. They were all such bloody bores, weren’t they?”
Temple grinned.
“And look at you! A player on the Las Vegas scene. How can I help you? Dinner, of course. Later. I must discover how you have got here, along with that most . . . interesting hair. I, alas, must take whatever ‘gig’ my advanced age permits. Like reality TV. I have always been a showpiece. Blue blood is very rare in the modern world. I hope not to shed any more than I can spare. But this exhibition seems to require human sacrifice. I remember the last czar, can you believe it? I was an observant and prescient infant. And my memory has always been my meal ticket. Dinner. Will your hotel pay?”
Imagine!
She, Temple Barr, taking a Russian count out to dinner. On her expense account. An account for a count. For which she expected a full account of what was going on at the White Russian exhibition.
“I have become a professional consultant,” he explained as they awaited their cocktails in the Pluto Pavilion restaurant. Pluto was the farthest out planet in the solar system, and this restaurant was the New Millennium’s farthest out in menu and prices.
“Why not?” he asked rhetorically. “I am quotable, suitably distinguished, old but still mobile. I am camera ready. I have nothing to lose.”
“I guess your family lost it all in the revolution.”
“Yes. You Americans are just now getting a glimpse of how much can be lost so quickly. But I do not talk about the bad old days. I radiate their lost glamour. I bow and kiss hands. I assiduously ensure that I have not lost my heavy Russian accent and overlay it with a fine soupçon of French. In the old days, in Russia, my very, very young days, I had been born a prince of privilege. Here, at the beginning of another century, I have become a prince of media. The celebrity photographers rejoice to ‘shoot’ me arm in arm with Paris Hilton and her puppy dog. I would say ‘just shoot me,’ but I am too old to object to being still valuable in any arena, even that of mockery.”
Temple frowned as much as she was capable of, which wasn’t a lot. She was still too much of an optimist.
“When we met,” she pointed out, “you were playing that same role for the fashion magazine.”
“Of course. Trot out the old dog to do new tricks. I was being used as much as you were, my dear.”
“I really, really wanted to win and live in New York on their pittance of a salary and shock them all and become a famous writer or fashionista, but an original.”
“And so, what have you become?”
“You’ve seen it. A freelance public relations person. At least I work for myself.”
“Ummm” he said in a dubious British way. He had an international air, man without a country. “Then why are you probing the whyfores and whereabouts of our entire cast of culture vultures, as I believe we are called by the hoi polloi, during the time in which that rather vulgar fellow fell to his rather careless death?”
“It’s not enough to wait for the coroner and police to come to a conclusion. I need to know what might be behind the death so I can deal with the press. The opening is only days away. If the Czar Alexander scepter is stolen, it will ruin the exhibition and the hotel’s new museum. They won’t be able to book an exhibition of sweat socks after that.”