And how to whittle a friend’s ego to matchsticks.
“A man responsible for the success of many beyond their wildest dreams.”
Their wildest dreams included killing him.
“Who asked nothing for himself.”
But others’ total surrender.
“And whom we shall all miss and mourn deeply.”
Even as we celebrate our freedom.
“And whom we will never forget.”
Until we can get out of this hot-plate town and home to business-as-usual....
Electra paused to gauge her audience’s numbness level. She eyed Temple, who looked at her watch, the door and shook her head. Electra forged on. “And now, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to discuss the healing power of crystals for those troubled by grief.”
A stifled groan came from someone among the congregation. It acted as a secret signal. Both of the chapel’s outer doors whisked open. Light flooded in like a blare of trumpets as Molina and three uniformed officers entered the back of the chapel.
Temple rushed over. “Have you got it?”
Molina flourished a handful of limp fax paper. Temple reached for it. Molina wasn’t about to let go.
“Why don’t you just tell me what’s going on?” the detective suggested sweetly, with rock salt under the sugar.
“Because if I’m wrong, you won’t end up looking like a fool again.”
The slick papers strained between their hands. Then Molina let go and Temple had sole custody. Hurriedly she glanced through them. Aha! The one she was sure would be there!
Heads had turned to note the new arrivals, so Temple beckoned the emissaries of the law aside.
“Everybody who’s involved in the case is here,” she told Molina in a stage whisper. Temple nodded to Midnight Louie, who had leaped onto a pew to sit beside a well-stuffed gentleman in a top hat. “Even my missing, er, associate, who discovered the body in the first place.”
“Everyone except the catnapper,” Molina said.
“Even the catnapper.”
“Good. I wouldn’t want to miss booking anybody on a major charge like that,” the detective said sourly. “Can we get on with it? I’m tired and I want to go back to headquarters and do paperwork.”
Temple nodded at Electra, who finished up with a rhetorical flourish about surviving personalities, channeling, loving thy neighbor and the benefits of brown rice.
Temple’s footsteps sounded ominous on the aisle’s white tile flooring as she approached the front. Whispers rose among the living members of the congregation. One of these nice people had tried to kabob and throttle her just last night. Molina and one officer followed her. The other two policemen stationed themselves at the chapel’s two exits.
Electra faded to the sidelines as discreetly as a woman of her size and personality could manage. Temple reached the front and turned. “I have some final words to say about Chester Royal,” she said. “I’m sure that none of you want to leave Las Vegas with his murder unsolved.”
This statement, expectedly, brought no response.
“A sign bearing four letters was found upon the body. Only the murderer, the police and myself, who was the first person upon the scene, would know that.”
Temple produced Exhibit A from Electra’s lectern, a placard she had prepared that morning, and held it up.
“You all know the meaning of this term ‘stet,’ with the possible exception of Mr. Jaspar.” He nodded gratefully. “Let it stand.” She paused. “Someone did not want to let Chester Royal stand. Someone struck him down. That’s what editors say when they delete type, they ‘strike it out’ when they turn it into dead matter. And another thing some of you may not know. The murder weapon was an old-fashioned steel knitting needle.”
Temple lifted an example off the podium. This time gasps greeted her display.
“It was used by someone who knew where and how to thrust it, someone with medical knowledge. Almost all of you had the access to that knowledge, through your association with Chester Royal, if nothing else.”
“Wait a minute,” said Raymond Avenour. “If this is a round-’em-up and declare-’em-guilty session, I respectfully withdraw. I know nothing of medicine, and little of Chester Royal personally. I’m here representing my publishing house, period, not to attend an amateur detective melodrama.”
“I am an amateur,” Temple agreed, “but a very real police detective is present to take matters in hand if necessary. And I have genuine evidence to present.”
“A mock-up of a sign and a knitting needle you bought in the five-and-dime?” Claudia Esterbrook said scathingly. “Get real.”
“I borrowed this needle,” Temple said, “from our esteemed... officiator. And whether this is the needle that killed Chester Royal doesn’t matter. It was always a symbolic weapon anyway.”
“Symbolic?” That was Molina, sounding disgusted.
Temple nodded. “I assumed, rather sexistly, that the use of a knitting needle indicated a woman perpetrator. No matter that anyone could easily smuggle it past the guards onto the convention floor. Never mind that, properly directed under the ribs and up into the vital organs, it could be swiftly fatal. Discount the fact that the bleeding would be internal and therefore discreet, or that the eccentric choice of weapon would baffle the police.”
Molina started to say something, but Temple pushed on.
“Some of you may not have known that Chester Royal was a practicing physician long before he was a nonfiction writer, a packager, an editor and the publisher of an imprint.”
The right faces showed apparent surprise... Lorna Fennick’s, Claudia Esterbrook’s, Mavis Davis’s—all the women in the case except Rowena Novak, who sat as if carved from headstone granite. She knew, she had always known.
“How did you know, Mr. Hunter? And you did, didn’t you?”
“Lanyard,” he corrected with oily grace and a condescending smile. “From my many medical masquerades. Chester showed a knowledge far beyond the enthusiast’s. I can smell doctors; I make quite a game at cocktail parties out of correctly identifying their specialties.”
“And Chester Royal, how did he react to your amazing ability?”
“He was not amused.” Hunter glanced rather fondly at Lorna Fennick, who had come to sit beside him. “Lorna was his assistant then, and quite innocently ran across his medical degree stuffed in a drawer. Chester was furious.”
Temple turned to Lorna with new insight. “So he fired you because you knew too much.”
Lorna nodded reluctantly. “I was ready to leave anyway. I’d had enough of his manipulations. He hated me because I managed not only to stay on at the parent company, but achieve a responsible position there.”
Temple saw another light. “And you tipped Lanyard Hunter off to Royal’s Achilles’ heel!”
“I didn’t ‘tip him off,’ Temple. I complained bitterly to him about Chester’s unfair treatment. We were seeing each other, though Chester didn’t know it. Lanyard had just submitted an autobio on his medical charade. Chester said he wanted to buy it, in the meantime trying to convince Lanyard to suppress it and try fiction instead.”
Hunter nodded. “When Lorna told me how angry Chester had been at her discovery of the medical degree, I knew he had something to hide.”
“So that’s how you became a favored author—you blackmailed him.”
“Nothing so obvious. He knew that I knew and walked more softly, that’s all. I didn’t know anything, other than that he feared something in his past. That was enough to give me an edge; like anyone in an author-eat-author world, I used it.”
On the other side of the aisle, Owen Tharp snorted derisively. “You ever consider simply writing well as a method of career advancement?”
“Why?” Hunter shot back. “That never mattered that much to Royal, or he wouldn’t have put out so many of your books.”