I didn’t know what the drugs were doing to them, if it was something that’d be permanent. Were they as good as dead? Or was there a chance we’d all be back at Cousins in a few days, humming and hawing over whether or not we should get dessert?
I could see them both lying there, staring into nothing, their blank eyes shining in the dark.
I started to cry.
“Don’t cry,” someone said. A man’s voice; I didn’t recognize it.
I looked out to the hallway, but I didn’t see anyone there.
“Who are you?” I asked.
“I’m a friend,” he said.
“You expect me to buy that? Some creepy guy’s watching me sleep and I’m supposed to be happy about it?”
“You don’t remember me. Florida Marlins t-shirt. Ugly ass pants.”
“What? But you’re supposed to be a zombie.”
“I just play one on TV,” he said. “My friends call me Pouchon.”
“So you guys are just faking it? Is this some kind of prank?”
“I’m faking it. The other guys probably aren’t.”
“Probably?”
“How the hell should I know? They certainly act like zombies.”
“So you’re saying you’re immune to those toxins or whatever?”
“I guess so.”
“So they kidnapped you, too?”
Pouchon chuckled. “Not really,” he said.
“What?”
“I really am on some sort of work release program. Sugarbush Correctional Centre. Private prison equals business opportunity.”
“You’re a convict?”
“I accidentally killed a man over a decade ago. They got me for first-degree and decided I shouldn’t get out pretty much ever.”
“So they sent you here?”
“It’s a good deal for the corporation. They still have me on the books so they still get paid, plus a nice little cut of the profits from this place.”
“Profits? But this is a horse barn.”
“There are other activities.”
“Like marijuana or meth or something?” I asked.
He chuckled again. “Nah. Counterfeit teddy bears.”
It felt good to laugh.
“That’s not a joke,” he said. “There’s big money in teddy bears. And free zombie labor is a lot cheaper than trying to keep Chinese factory workers from killing themselves. All that suicide netting ain’t cheap.”
“But why have you come here? How did you get in here?”
“I have a keycard. Cadance loses hers about once a month, and they don’t bother deactivating the old codes. I guess they don’t think a zombie would have had the brains to use them.”
“So what do you want from me?”
“I don’t want anything from you. I want to help you escape.”
“Why?”
“I’m not a bad person, girl. I don’t want you to rot in here.”
“What about my friends? Can you help them?”
He paused. “I don’t think I can. I don’t think there’s any way for them to come back from that. If you’d seen what I have… what happens when the macoutes need to feed…”
“Something doesn’t add up,” I said. “If you’ve had that keycard for however long, why haven’t you escaped already? Why are you still here?”
“You’re a smart girl. I’m a convicted felon. If I show up in town with some crazy story about zombies and phony plushes no one’s gonna believe me. But they’ll believe you. I need you to come with me, to tell them what happened here.”
“I can’t leave without my friends.”
“You need to.”
“We need to bring them with us. End of discussion.”
“There’s no way we can sneak two zombified teenagers out of here.”
“Why not?”
“Our best bet is to get out of here and get help for them.”
“What if these assholes kill them? Once we escape they’ll want to cover their tracks.”
“That’s a fair point,” Pouchon said. “Tonight might be our best chance, actually. It’s Saturday night. The big man’s out of town until sometime tomorrow, and Kathleen Shannard never drops in on Sunday mornings.
“What’s so special about that woman?”
“Just be glad you won’t get to meet her.”
“What about her?” I asked.
“I was locked up for nine years with the worst criminals in Vermont… that’s scarier than it sounds.”
“I’ll bet.”
“Those guys are nothing compared to Kathleen Shannard.”
“She sounds lovely. But… the plan?”
“Gary’s probably gone home for the night, since like the rest of humanity he hates being around those girls longer than he has to. If we can immobilize those two twits we should be able to get help before anyone else realizes what’s happened.”
“Immobilize?”
“Don’t worry… I’m not a murderer. Uh… anymore. We’ll restrain them. Give them a taste of their own medicine.”
“We’re not drugging them.”
“Figure of speech. Now let me find something for that padlock.”
We made our way to the house, armed with the best weapons we could find in the tack room. Pouchon had a shavings fork and a small knife, while I carried a stack of leather reins and a roll of black electrical tape.
The house was dark aside from one small lamp light coming from upstairs.
“The kitchen door,” Pouchon said. “They always leave it open with just the screen.”
“You pay close attention,” I said.
“Sometimes they put us to work out here, too. Maybe it’s a test, to see if we’re really as docile as we look.”
“Test didn’t work, I see.”
“I’ve been waiting for this chance for a long time.”
We snuck into the dark kitchen. Pouchon had us pause for a moment to adjust from the lack of moonlight inside.
We climbed up the stairs slowly; Pouchon seemed to know just where to step to minimize the creaking. I followed his footsteps as closely as I could.
We split up, Pouchon grabbing a couple of reins and heading left towards the bedroom that had light peeking under the door. I headed to the right. I opened the bedroom door and saw Cadance, asleep in her bed with a stuffed My Little Pony clutched in her arms.
I took the leather straps and walked into the bedroom. I was at least six inches taller a good thirty pounds heavier, but I was worried that my nerves would make me hesitate.
It was hard to think of the teenage girl with the pink horsey as a monster, but she’d held me down while they’d drugged me. She’d wanted to see me turned into a brainless monster.
She deserved it.
I put the electrical tape on the dresser and snuck up beside the bed. I grabbed Cadance by the neck and awkwardly flipped her onto her front. I had her wrists bound before she’d even figured out what was happening. I bound her ankles next, and pulled them up to meet her hands.
I’d hogtied Cadance in less than thirty seconds. I’d missed out on a career in rodeo.
I heard a woman’s scream from the other room. It was loud but muffled. It frightened me despite me being in on the plan.
She kept screaming, for almost a minute. She was in pain.
Pouchon wasn’t doing what I’d thought he’d be doing. He’d lied.
“Oh, god,” Cadance said. “My sister…”
“She must be putting up one hell of a fight,” I said. “Don’t worry… he doesn’t want to hurt her.”
“Why are you doing this to us?”
“I’m saving my friends. You did this to yourself.”
“Come on… this wasn’t my fault. You can’t do this.”
“And so why us, then?” I asked. “What did we do to deserve this?”
“We needed you. That’s… that’s all it was.”
“Why?”
“You already know why. We needed new workers to replace the macoutes.”