“I’m certainly glad you brought that along!” she said. “Hey, Chet -look at this!”
“The centaur came over and looked. “The salve!” he said. “Yes, that could be quite useful.”
Dor relaxed. For a moment he had thought-but of course she had been talking about the salve.
Soon Irene had him stripped. “Your skin’s abraded all over!” she scolded. “It’s a wonder you didn’t faint down there!”
“Guess I’ll do it now,” Dor said, and did.
Dor woke fairly well refreshed. Evidently Grundy had located a suitable balm, for the scraped skin was largely healed. His head was pillowed on something soft; after a moment he realized it was Irene’s lap. Irene was asleep with her back against an ash tree, and a fine coating of ashes now powdered her hair. She was lovely in that unconscious pose.
He seemed to be wearing new clothing, too. They must have located a flannel plant, or maybe Irene had grown one from seed. As he considered that, he heard a faint bleat in the distance and was sure; newly shorn flannel plants did protest for a while. He decided not to dwell on how she might have measured or fitted him for the clothing she had made. Obviously she was not entirely naive about such things. In fact, Irene was shaping up as a pretty competent girl. Dor sat up. Immediately Irene woke. “Well, someone had to keep you from thrashing about in the sand until you healed,” she said, embarrassed.
He had liked her better without the explanation. “Thank you. I’m better now.”
Chet and Smash had gathered red and blue berries from colorberry bushes and tapped a winekeg tree for liquid. They got pleasantly high on breakfast while they discussed the exigencies of the day. “I don’t think we had better try to walk by that wyverns’ nest,” Chet said. “But our most feasible alternative carries a penalty.”
“The curse,” Grundy said.
“Beware the air,” Smash agreed.
Dor scratched his head. “What are you talking about?”
“The salve,” Chet explained. “To walk on clouds.”
“I don’t want to perform some dastardly deed,” Irene said. “But I don’t want to get chewed up by wyverns either.”
Now a shape loomed on the ocean horizon. “What’s that?” Dor asked the sea.
“A big sea serpent,” the water answered. “She comes by here every morning to clean off the beaches.”
Now Dor noticed how clean this beach was. The sand gleamed as whitely as bone.
“I think our decision has just been made for us,” Chet said. “Let’s risk the curse and walk the vapors.”
“But the clouds are way out of reach,” Irene protested.
“Light a fire,” Grundy said. “We can walk up the smoke.”
“That ought to work,” Chet agreed.
Hurriedly they gathered dry wood from the interior of the island while Irene grew a flame-vine. Soon the vine was blazing, and they set the wood about it, forming a bonfire. Several fine bons puffed into the sky, looking like burning bones; then smoke billowed up, roiling its way slantwise to the west. It seemed thick enough; but was it high enough?
The sea monster was looming close, attracted by the fire. “Let’s move it!” Grundy cried. “Where’s the salve?”
Dor produced the salve, and the golem smeared it on his little feet.
Then he made a running leap for the smoke-and flipped over and rolled on the ground. “Lift me up to the top of it,” he cried, unhurt. “I need to get it firmly under me, I think.”
Smash lifted him up. Yes, the ogre was definitely taller than he had been at the start of their trip.
Now the golem found his footing. “Hey-it’s hot!” he cried, dancing. He ran up the column-but the smoke was moving, making his footing uncertain, and in a moment he stumbled, fell-and plummeted through the smoke toward the ground.
Smash caught him before he struck. The golem disappeared entirely inside the ogre’s brute hand. “Small fall,” Smash commented.
“How about putting it on his hands, too?” Irene asked.
Dor did so, dabbing it on the golem with the tip of his little finger.
They put Grundy up again. This time when the golem stumbled, he was able to catch himself by grabbing handfuls of smoke. “Come on up,” he cried. “The vapor’s fine!”
The sea monster was almost upon them. The others put salve on their hands and feet and scrambled onto the smoke. Chet, with four feet, balanced on the shifting surface fairly handily, but Smash, Irene, and Dor had trouble. Finally they scrambled on hands and feet, getting from the hot lower smoke to the cooler higher smoke.
This was less dense, but the footing remained adequate.
The surface was spongy, to Dor’s sensation, like a soft balloon that was constantly changing its shape. The smoke seemed solid to their soles and palms, but it remained gaseous in nature, with its own whorls and eddies. They could not stand still on it. Dor had to keep shifting his weight to maintain balance. It was a challenge-and became fun.
Now the sea monster arrived. She sniffed the beach, then followed her nose up to the smoke and the creatures on it. The wind was extending the smoke on an almost level course at this elevation, not quite beyond reach of the monster. The creature spied Irene up there, did a double take, then snapped at the girl-who screamed and jumped off the smoke.
For an instant Dor saw her there in midair, as if she were frozen, her shriek descending with her. He knew he could not reach her or help her. The fool girl!
Then a loop of rope snagged her and drew her back to the smoke.
Chet had saved his rope, the one used to draw Dor up from the hole, and now had used it to rescue Irene from her folly. Dor’s heart dropped back into place.
The sea monster, deprived of her morsel, emitted an angry honk and lunged again. But this time Irene had the wit to scramble away, and the huge snout bit into the smoke and passed through it harmlessly. The teeth made an audible clash as they closed on nothing.
However, the passage of the monster’s head through the smoke disturbed the column, and Dor and Smash were caught on the side nearer the fire. They could not rejoin the others until the column mended itself.
Now the monster concentrated on the two of them, since they were closest to the ground. They could not move off the smoke, so she had a good shot at them. Her huge ugly snout oriented on Dor and lunged forward.
Dor had had enough of monsters. He danced aside and whipped out his magic sword. The weapon moved dazzlingly in his hand, slicing through the soft tissue of the monster’s left nostril. The creature honked with pain and rage.
“Oooo, that’s not ladylike!” Grundy called from upsmoke.
“Depends on the lady,” Irene remarked.
Now the sea monster opened her ponderous and mottled jaws and advanced agape. Dor had to retreat, for the mouth was too big for him to handle; it could take him in with one chomp. The monsters of the ocean grew larger than those of the lakes!
But, stepping back, he stumbled over a fresh roil of smoke and sat down hard-on nothing solid. His seat passed right through, and he had to snatch madly with both hands to save himself. He was caught as if in a tub, supported only by his feet and hands.
The monster hissed in glee and moved in to take him in, bottomfirst. But Smash stepped into her mouth, hamfists bashing into the giant teeth with loud clashing sounds, knocking chips from them.
Startled, the monster paused, mouth still open. The ogre stomped on her tongue and jumped back to the smoke.
By the time Dor had regained his feet, the monster had retreated, and Smash was bellowing some rhyming imprecation at her. But the monster was not one of the shy little creatures of the inland lakes that gobbled careless swimmers; she was a denizen of the larger puddle. She had been balked, not defeated; she was really angry now.
The monster honked. “I have not yet begun to bite!” Grundy translated. She cast about for some better way to get at the smokeborn morsels-and spied the fire on the beach.