Once more Dor’s relief was overwhelming. They were skirting about as close to the brink of disaster as they could without falling in.
Once the rope started, it grew beautifully. Not only did it lengthen, it branched, becoming a full-fledged rope-vine. Soon Chet had enough to weave into a large basket. He smeared magic salve all over it and suspended it from the smoke column. Chet himself got into it, and Irene joined him, then Smash. It was a big basket, and strong; it had to be, to support both centaur and ogre. The two massive creatures clapped each other’s hands together in victory; they liked each other.
Now the second torch lost footing and started to fall. Dor charged back along the two columns, dived down, reached out, and grabbed it. But his balance on one column was precarious. He wind milled his arms, but could not quite regain equilibrium.
Then another loop of rope flung out. Dor was caught under the arms just as he slipped off the column.
Chet hauled him in as he fell, so that he described an are toward the water. The sea monster pursued him eagerly. Dor’s feet barely brushed the waves; then he swung up on the far side of the are.
“Sword!” Grundy cried, perched on smoke far above.
Dazedly, Dor transferred the torch to his left hand and drew his sword.
Now he swung back toward the grinning head of the monster.
Chet heaved, lifting Dor up a body length. As a result, instead of swinging into the opening mouth, he smacked into the upper lip, just below the flaring nostrils. Dor shoved his feet forward, mashing that lip against the upper teeth. Then he stabbed forward with the sword, spearing the tender left nostril. “How’s that feel, garlic-snoot?” he asked.
The snoot blasted out an angry gale of breath that was indeed redolent of garlic and worse. Creatures with the most objectionable qualities were often the ones with the most sensitive feelings about them. Dor was blown back out over the ocean, steam rising as Chet hauled him up.
But now the smoke supporting the rope and basket was dissipating. Soon they would all fall-and the monster was well aware of this fact. All the pinpricks and taps on teeth and snout she had suffered would be avenged. She hung back for the moment, avoiding Dor’s sword, awaiting the inevitable with hungry eagerness.
“The smoke!” Grundy cried.
Dor realized that the torch he held was pouring its smoke up slantingly. The breeze had diminished allowing a steeper angle. “Yes! Use this smoke to support the rope!” he ordered.
Chet, catching on, rocked the rope-basket and set it swinging. As the smoke angled up, the basket swung across to intersect it. But that caused Dor to swing also, moving his torch and its smoke.
“Grow a beanpole!” he told Irene.
“Gotcha,” Irene said. Soon another seed was sprouting: a bean in the form of a pole. Smash wedged this into the basket and bent it down so that Dor could reach the far tip. Dor grabbed it and hung on. Now the pole held him at an angle below the basket. Chet and Smash managed to rotate the whole contraption so that Dor was upwind from them. The smoke poured up and across, passing just under the basket, buoying it up, each wrinkle in the smoke snagging on the woven vines. The rising smoke simply carried the basket up with it.
The sea monster caught on that the situation had changed. It charged forward, snapping at Dor-but Dor was now just out of its reach. Slowly and uncertainly the whole party slid upward, buoyed by the smoke from the torch. The arrangement seemed too fantastic and tenuous to operate even with magic, but somehow it did.
The sea monster, seeing her hard-won meal escape, vented one terrible honk of outrage that caused the smoke to waver. This shook their entire apparatus. The sound reverberated about the welkin, startling pink, green, and blue birds from their island perches and sending sea urchins fleeing in childish tears.
“I can’t even translate that,” Grundy said, awed.
The honk had one other effect. It attracted the attention of the nest of wyverns. The empty nest flew up, a huge mass of sticks and vines and feathers and scales and bones. “What’s this noise?” it demanded.
Oh, no! Dor’s talent had to be responsible for this. He had been under such pressure, his magic was manifesting erratically. “The sea monster did it!” he cried, truthfully enough.
“That animated worm?” the nest demanded. “I’ll teach it to disturb my repose. I’ll squash it!” And it flew fiercely toward the monster.
The sea monster, justifiably astonished, ducked her head and dived under the water. Xanth was the place of many incredible things, but this was beyond incredibility. The nest, pursuing the monster, landed with a great splash, became waterlogged, and sank. “I’m all washed up!” it wailed despairingly as it disappeared.
Dor and the others stared. They had never imagined an event like this. “But where are the wyverns?” Chet asked.
“Probably out hunting,” Grundy answered. “We’d better be well away from here when they return and find their nest gone.”
They had by this devious route made their escape from the sea monster. As time passed, they left the monster far below. Dor began to relax again-and his torch guttered out. These plants did not burn forever, and this one had expended all its smoke.
“Smoke alert!” Dor cried, waving the defunct torch. They were now so high in the air that a fall would be disastrous even without an angry monster below.
“So close to the clouds!” Chet lamented, pointing to a looming cloudbank. They had almost made it.
“Grow the rope some more,” Grundy said. “Make it reach up to those clouds.”
Irene complied. A new vine grew up, anchored in the basket. It penetrated the lowest cloud.
“But it has no salve,” Chet said. “It can’t hold on there.”
“Give me the salve,” Grundy said. “I’ll climb up there.”
He did so. Nimbly he mounted the rope-vine. In moments he disappeared into the cloud, a blob of salve stuck to his back.
The supportive smoke column dissipated. The basket sagged, and Dor swung about below it, horrified. But it descended only a little; the rope-vine had been successfully anchored in the cloud, and they were safe.
There was no way the rest of them could climb that rope, though. They had to wait suspended until a vagary of the weather caused a new layer of clouds to form beneath them, hiding the ocean. The new clouds were traveling south, in contrast to the westward-moving higher ones.
When the positioning was right, they stepped out and trod the billowy white masses, jumping over the occasional gaps, until they were safely ensconced in a large cloudbank. In due course this cleared away from the higher clouds, letting the sky open. The winds at different levels of the sky were traveling in different directions, carrying their burdens with them; this wind was bearing south. Since the basket was firmly anchored to the higher cloudbank, they had to unload it quickly so they would not lose their remaining possessions.
They watched it depart with mixed emotions; it had served them well.
They sprouted a grapefruit tree and ate the grapes as they ripened.
It was sunny and warm here atop the clouds; since this wind was carrying them south, there was no need for the travelers to walk. Their difficult journey had become an easy one.
“Only one thing bothers me,” Chet murmured. “When we reach Centaur Isle-how do we get down?”
“Maybe we’ll think of something by then,” Dor said. He was tired again, mentally as well as physically; he was unable to concentrate on a problem of the future right now, however critical that problem might be.
They smeared salve on their bodies so they could lie down and rest. The cloud surface was resilient and cool, and the travelers were tired; soon they were sleeping.