I could not return Chef Kishen’s gaze, which penetrated through me. Life is so precious, I said. I know, he said. Will any harm come to General Sahib? I asked him again. No, he assured me, no harm, not a single hair that belongs to him will be harmed.
By the end of the day Chef was gone.
Khatam.
Finished.
20
Everything is ready. The inspection of two battalions on the glacier is done. The snow-scooter ride is over. There was a fog on Siachen the previous night, I heard. Now the fog has gone, the peaks are visible, K2 is visible, the sun is bright, so bright it brings black dots in front of eyes. The sky is cobalt blue.
The General and the Defense Minister have started eating lunch. The two men are in the Officers’ tent. The colonel sends a boy to the kitchen. The Defense Minister would like to have a word with the cook. I look at Chef Kishen. He has done the cooking with his own hands. I look at his four assistants, then at Chef again. He surveys me with piercing eyes. I notice the determination in them, and that is why I decide to go ahead with the plan.
I go bundled to the Officers’ tent. There is sushi in front of them. I overhear the General explaining to the Minister the art of growing bonsai trees. I overhear the Minister’s question on ‘tent windows’. Gen Sahib’s response: ‘The Swiss have developed new technology, sir. As I mentioned before, from here we are able to see the men outside, but they can’t see us… Yes, yes, Kip, come in.’ I salute. ‘Shahbash, Kip! Good food!’ I tell Sahib that Chef Kishen did all the cooking. If anyone deserves praise – it is him. Not me. Briefly I survey the sushi on the table, and my mouth waters. Cuttlefish. Hamaguri. Sashimi-Salmon Rose. The General asks me to bring along Kishen.
I return to fetch him.
They are ready.
Chef Kishen’s four assistants salute him. They call him Commander. The Commander is in full military dress. His shoes are impeccably polished.
It is minus 49 outside. Useless tears in my eyes.
On the way Commander Kishen stops by the Soldiers’ tent, and stands before the red letter-box. From his pocket he pulls out two letters, one addressed to his children, and the other to his wife. He laughs a bit. Like a good man who is forced by circumstances to commit evil in a Bombay film.
They march to the Officers’ tent. I go with them.
Savdhan.
Vishram.
They march over the crunching snow, faces hidden, aprons whipping.
Left. Right. Left. Right.
Dayan. Bayan. Dayan. Bayan.
White plumes come out of our mouths.
We stop outside the Swiss tent.
I enter. The Commander and his assistants wait outside. Then: ‘Sir, Chef Kishen here,’ he says. ‘Permission to enter?’
‘Permission granted,’ says the General.
‘Sir, my junior staff members are with me. Permission to enter?’
‘Permission granted,’ says the General.
‘Kya naam hai terah?’ asks the Defense Minister.
‘Chef Kishen, sir.’
‘Oh the embassy-wallahs gave him this name. Kishen was trained there. The chap knows cooking very well, sir.’ The General turned to the Defense Minister.
‘Good food,’ says the Minister. ‘Shabash.’
‘Thank you, sir.’
‘Were you trained at the Japanese Embassy?’
‘Years ago, sir.’
‘I must say this is one of the finest sushis I have ever had. The fish melted in my mouth right away.’
‘Thank you, sir.’
‘Kishen, what food do you think is best for this glacier area?’
‘Sashimi, for officers, sir.’
‘Certainly.’
‘To make sashimi, sir, the cut is important. It is the cut, sir, that is most important. Knives are very important.’
‘You chaps know it all.’
‘Permission to display the knives, sir?’
‘Permission granted.’
The table is bright. Strong light filters through the tent window. The Commander’s assistants place the knives one by one on the square of light. The two sahibs examine the shiny knives.
When the knives are returned, the Commander gives a quick nod to his assistants. They rush towards the General and the Minister and tie them with ropes to the post and seal their lips with a tape. They do exactly the same thing to me. Everything is going according to the plan. I am to behave as if I am not with them.
The colonel (standing guard) outside senses something fishy inside the tent. He tries to enter, but is rebuffed. He tries again. ‘You asshole. If something happens to the General…’ One of the Commander’s four assistants says loudly that no harm would come to the General and the Minister and Chef Kirpal. We have three demands, he tells the colonel. Demand one: Gather the two battalions of troops outside the General’s tent. Demand two: Commander Kishen will address the troops, and the troops must listen to him in complete silence. Demand three: the media and press must be allowed to witness the address.
The colonel is a rational man. He agrees to the demands.
He sounds the emergency bugles. He assembles the entire two battalions below the General’s tent in twelve minutes. From inside the tent we can hear the sound of boots hitting snow and ice. I see a five-three-five troop formation.
Half an hour passes by. Still no sign of media.
‘Colonel, you asshole… don’t play games with us.’
‘Media is on its way,’ he says fast. ‘I have radioed them thrice.’
The Commander steps out. One assistant follows behind him. Inside we hear the metallic click of a rifle’s safety being released. But there is no fire. Three assistants keep an eye on three hostages inside the tent.
Soon a helicopter is hovering in the air. It lands. The flaps of the tent flutter. We hear the rotors come to a stop. TV and paper reporters and photographers have arrived. Sitting so close to me the General and the Minister look like two little rats. I try to free myself. My ropes are not as tight as theirs. Freeing myself is not part of the plan. I feel for once like changing the foolish plan.
Outside, Commander Kishen begins his address. The wind is howling like mad. He begins softly but soon raises his voice. The wind. He begins by thanking all the men who had died defending our country.
Thank you, soldiers of 8th Battalion, 7 Mountain Regiment; and 23rd Battalion, 15 Corps, says the Commander. The army is the soul of our country, he says. But that old tradition of camaraderie and humanity has died out in our regiments. We have officers who have opened big hotels and malls in Delhi and Gurgaon. We have officers who make money out of selling rations, make money out of recruitment. We have men who are involved in coffin scams. More dead Indians at the front means more profits for officers and their friends in Delhi. The question I ask today is: Are we dying for nothing? Did so many of our fellows die for nothing? One big nothing? We feed the army, we work hard, and those at the very top have failed us. I would like you to protest this. I would like you to think hard. Ask what are we doing on this glacier, on these Icefields? Ask why do we want to melt away this glacier? The kerosene and other poisons we discard on the glacier end up flowing in our holy rivers. For a long time we Indians have believed that the gods live up in the mountains. Why are we now wrecking the home of our gods? Why do we need Kashmir? Ask. Does Kashmir need us? We shit on the glacier, and the shit freezes and we have to break it with the rifles. And I say the same thing to the bastards on the other side. What are they dying for, the Pakistanis? This ice is no place for human beings. It has wasted the lives of our finest soldiers. We shit on…