“Yeah. Ice is da bomb.”
Alex hits Leena hard enough to break the girl’s nose. Then she enters the house and shuts the door behind her.
“You ugly bitch!” Leena screams, hand pinching nostrils to stop the bleeding.
Alex takes Lance’s 9mm from her purse and puts a round through Leena’s flawless face, killing her before she hits the floor. Then Alex goes into the kitchen, prepares herself a ham sandwich and a glass of milk, and waits on the sofa for Dad to come home.
As Leena predicted, Lieutenant Lucky Andringa pulls into the garage at three minutes to six. When he steps into the house, Alex greets him with a bullet in the head, and another in the chest after he falls. Not very lucky at all. She takes his wallet, gun, and car keys, and marches into the garage.
The van is a new Toyota hybrid, meant to conserve gas and preserve the environment. Ironic, considering what it’s hauling. In the back there’s a custom storage trunk with ten locked compartments. Alex spends a few moments fussing with the keys, opening drawers and doors.
There’s everything Lance said there would be. Everything and more. Alex runs her fingertips over the PENO.
It gives her chills.
CHAPTER 11
“I WAS WONDERING when you’d call, Jackie. Did you buy a ham?”
“Haven’t had the chance. We need to meet. Where are you?”
“The Crimebago is mobile, sis. I can meet you anywhere.”
I winced. “Crimebago?”
“Crime plus Winnebago. Crim-e-bago. I was gonna have the name painted on the side, along with a chick in a garter belt riding a Harley, but since I’m using it for detecting, it’s better to keep things inconspicuous.”
As if a motor home was inconspicuous.
“Can you clone a cell phone?”
“Hell yeah, I can clone a cell phone.”
“Okay, meet me at the Washington Mutual bank on Diversey and Clark.”
“You got it, sis. I’ll-”
I hung up on him, crossed the street, and entered the WaMu, grateful they were open until six. The woman in line ahead of me had a pillowcase full of coins, and the teller fussed over her, both of them making predictions about the dollar value.
I finger-combed my wet hair back, probing the stitches on my scalp. They itched. I probably had an infection. Hopefully I wouldn’t die until I saw this through.
The change-counting machine spit out a receipt, and the teller gave the woman some cash, including a few coins, which went directly into the empty pillowcase. There was a metaphor for life somewhere in there, but I was too preoccupied to look for it.
“Can I help you?”
“I need to close an account.”
I gave the teller Latham’s bank card. After we became engaged, we added our names to each other’s bank account. I never touched his money, but Latham insisted on this as a precaution. Wills meant the IRS took a chunk, and probate took time. He said this was easier.
Practical Latham. I hadn’t given much thought about what I’d do with his money. I didn’t feel like I deserved any. I figured I’d split it among his relatives, maybe give some to charity. I didn’t have much of my own in the bank, but it was important I paid for his funeral out of my funds. The least I could do.
“Both the checking and the savings, Ms. Daniels?”
“Yes, please.”
The teller pressed some buttons.
“Are you sure you want to take all of it out?”
“Yes.” I paused, considered my reason. “I’m going hunting.”
Since Alex’s call this morning, I figured that would be the best use of Latham’s money.
“I need to speak to my supervisor to authorize a cashier’s check for this amount. Can you hold on for a moment, Ms. Daniels?”
“Sure. Out of curiosity, how much is the amount?”
“Four hundred and eighty thousand, six hundred and thirty-six dollars.”
I was sure I didn’t hear that right.
“Excuse me?”
She swiveled around the monitor so I could see. Latham had close to a half a million dollars in his accounts.
While Latham never seemed to hurt financially-he lived in a nice condo, had nice things-he never mentioned having this much money. I tried to recall any conversation we had that would explain this. And then I remembered one, from a few weeks ago.
“My CDs just matured. I think instead of letting them roll over, I’m going to try my hand at the stock market. What do you think?”
“You’re the accountant. I don’t know anything about investments. I’m just a lowly cop.”
“We could just take it all to Vegas, bet it on a single roulette spin.”
“You hate Las Vegas.”
“But wouldn’t that be exciting? A whole life’s work, doubled or lost in the blink of an eye.”
“I’d never do that. I can’t afford to lose the whole three hundred bucks.”
Then he’d told me he had three hundred in his wallet, and coyly asked if I’d like to double my net worth. We’d gone into the bedroom.
The last time we’d ever made love.
I couldn’t hold the tears back. I flat-out lost it in the middle of a WaMu, sobbing so hard it burned my tear ducts, crumpling to the floor and burying my face in my hands and hating myself so much that I barely even noticed as some strangers half carried me to a chair.
I cried until my mouth went dry.
A foghorn brought me back. I looked around, wondering if it was the bank alarm, hoping some ski-masked robbers had broken in so I could beg one to shoot me.
The horn blared again. Coming from the street.
The Crimebago.
And suddenly, I had a reason to live. I pushed the pain back, deep inside, and vowed not to let it out again. I’d deal with it later.
Someone offered me a box of tissues. I took a handful, filled them up with liquid self-pity, and tossed them in a can under a desk. Then I cleared my throat, stood up, and held my chin high.
My voice was steady when I said, “I’ll just take a five-thousand-dollar withdrawal. Cash.”
Another honk. I fished out my cell and called Harry.
“If you honk one more time, I’m going to impale you on the steering column.”
“Sounds fun.”
“I’ll be out in a minute.”
“See if they have any extra pens. I don’t have any pens.”
I hung up and waited at the counter while a teller counted out a never-ending stack of hundreds. First using the automatic bill counter, then by hand.
“Anything else, Ms. Daniels?”
The pen on the counter had one of those chains on it, so I sheepishly asked, “Does your bank have any pens?”
She handed me one with the bank phone number printed on it. I crammed the money into my purse, thanked her, and walked out to greet Harry McGlade.
The Crimebago was obscenely huge, the size and shape of a bus, white with blue and red stripes. There were six windows on the side facing me. I rapped on the center one attached to the trailer door.
The door swung out and a grinning, leering McGlade offered me a hand up. I chose to grip the door frame instead.
“Welcome aboard, Jackie. Did you grab me a fistful of pens?”
I handed him the pen.
“Only one? Weren’t they free?”
Unsurprisingly, the interior smelled like the same aftershave Harry apparently bathed in, so strong it made my nostril hairs curl. Also, for reasons only known to McGlade, the air-conditioning was on, making every pore on my body pucker into gooseflesh.
“So, you like it?”
“It’s freezing.”
“Yeah, I’m having some climate control problems. I’ve got the oven on to offset that. You want a tour?”
“I need you to clone a cell phone first.”
“That can wait.”
“It can’t wait.”
“It has to. Cloning a phone ain’t easy. I’ve got a reader that can copy the SIM and put it on a new card, but it takes a few hours. What do you need it for?”