The Chinese Alchemist
by Lyn Hamilton
Prologue
I used to believe that brigands lurked in the bamboo forests at the edge of our garden, and that a ghost haunted the well. It was Auntie Chang who told me about the brigands. I expect she said that to frighten me, to make sure I did not stray far from home. It may be, though, that she especially didn’t want me to go to that part of our property. The brigands didn’t worry me. When I grew up, I planned to be a brave soldier in the service of the emperor, just like Number Two Brother. Brigands would have cause to fear me.
The ghost was a different matter. She was an ugly woman with disheveled hair and eyes that burned through you. I knew that because Auntie Chang had seen the ghost, and was very frightened. She said it is someone whose hun had escaped the body, and that the ghost could not rest until the proper rites were performed, and the corpse’s mouth sealed with jade so the hun could not escape.
Sometimes I dreamed that Number One Sister had joined the makes as the wind blows through it was Number One Sister sending me a message. Number One Sister, you see, had simply vanished from my life. One day she was there, the next morning she was gone.
If Number One Sister was not with the brigands, then she had run away to the Gay Quarter to become a dancer. I thought that would be exciting, too. I decided that when I was older and able to make my way about the city as I pleased, I’d look for her there. She would be wearing gowns of the finest silk in the latest fashion, with jade and pearls and kingfisher feathers, and all the men would cheer as she danced and sang. She sang and danced very well; that I knew, having watched her when she thought she was alone. When I found her, I would cheer, too.
I missed my sister. She was the only one who would play in the gardens with me, and she also let me watch while she put her hair up in elaborate tall bindings. Her favorite styles were flower bindings, where she wove most favored peonies into her hair. When she was married, she told me, she would be able to go into the streets with her hair made up so. She was also the only member of the family who would play with me in the snow, the rest of them preferring to huddle behind screens to cut the drafts or hold their hands to braziers for warmth. I was grateful for these moments with my sister. Number One Brother was too busy studying for his civil service examinations to pay any attention to me. He was angry when I interrupted him. He told me his future depended on success in the examinations. I didn’t know why he would say that when he could be a brigand instead. Number Two Brother simply ignored me.
The drums of the Imperial Palace are now sounding. Soon the drums of the city will do the same, and the doors of the wards will shut for the night. It was on one such night that Number One Sister did not return until dawn. Our father waited by the gates all the night long, afraid that she would be found outside and beaten by the Gold Bird Guard, twenty blows of the rod for remaining outside our ward during the night.
It was shortly after that event that Number One Sister disappeared for good. I did not understand why she didn’t say good-bye.
One
THE FIRST SIGN THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING amiss came in the form of a phone call from someone suggesting he was ready to install fire detection equipment in my home. I said there must be some mistake, even though he had quite correctly asked for Lara McClintoch. He disagreed. He had my name, address, and phone number. I said I already had smoke detectors, thank you very much. The next day, another man called to say he wanted to book a time to pour the new concrete in my basement. I have rather lovely Mexican tiles, all in good repair, in my basement. Both men spoke with a foreign accent I couldn’t pinpoint, and sounded as if they had socks in their mouths. Within a few hours of casually, or perhaps not so casually, mentioning these calls to my partner, Rob Luczka, a sergeant in the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, I found myself living in a hotel.
It seems that Rob, of whom I am inordinately fond, had seriously annoyed members of a gang that was terrorizing the merchants of Chinatown. These thugs called themselves Golden Lotus, which just goes to prove you should never judge an organization by its name. I suppose that is his job, annoying bad guys. Still, I had never thought it would have much to do with me, other than the fact that I occasionally worry myself sick about him when he’s off on some assignment.
“Why exactly am I here?” I said in a tone I seem to acquire when I’m unnerved. I was finding it a tad stressful, all that slapping stuff into a suitcase and running around the house to see that everything was turned off so that my smoke detectors would not have to be put to good use through some fault of my own, as opposed to malfeasance on the part of men with socks in their mouths.
“You are here because some very nasty people have figured out that you are a person of some importance to me,” he said. “They probably know that because I live right next door and spend a lot of time going out my gate and in yours for sleepovers. Now if you’d let me knock down the wall between our two houses so I would not have to brave rain, snow, sleet, and hostile neighborhood dogs to pay a visit, they might not have known that.”
“If this is a ploy to get me to move in with you, it isn’t exactly working.”
“No? They were trying to tell you they are going to burn your house down with you in it. Either that or kill you by some other means and bury you in your own basement.”
“Burn my house down!” I said. “They can’t do that. Our cottages were built in 1887 and are protected under the Ontario Heritage Act!”
“The Heritage Act! I wonder why the brains at headquarters didn’t think of that. These lowlifes extort, rob, and kill on a whim, and so far we haven’t been able to stop them. But then, just like that, you come up with the Heritage Act.”
I looked at him for a moment. Rob, unlike me, is hardly ever sarcastic. “You’re really worried about this, aren’t you?” I said.
“I wouldn’t want you to think I cared,” he said, looking away.
“I’d never think that. Jennifer is safe, isn’t she?”
“I don’t think these guys from Golden Lotus would go to Taiwan to find her, no. That at least is working in our favor.” Jennifer, Rob’s daughter, was teaching English in Taiwan for a year. We worried about her, of course, but right now Taiwan sounded better than Toronto where her personal safety was concerned.
“Good. Everything will be fine. Now, what’s my name again?”
“Charlyn Krahn,” he said. “We’re Herb and Charlyn Krahn. Please try to remember to sign all chits that way.”
“Are the Krahns paying for this?” I said.
“They are, indeed. Nice of them. I even have a credit card with Herb’s name on it, compliments of my employer.”
“So what happens now? This is a short version of the witness protection program, right? Which is to say, how long do we get to lounge about in this hotel? I can go to work, even if you can’t?”
“It is the considered opinion of my superiors that, no, as an undercover officer I am to stay out of sight, and yes, you can go into the shop. Someone will be keeping an eye on the place and if there’s any sign of trouble, then we’ll reassess. I know you don’t want to leave the redoubtable Clive in charge for too long.”
Clive Swain is my ex-husband and my partner in an antiques business called McClintoch Swain. And no, I don’t like to leave Clive alone in the shop for too long. I usually return from my buying trips to find the store completely rearranged, and not always, which is to say almost never, to my liking. “As for how long, it shouldn’t take long. My brothers in the force will take care of these people,” Rob said.