Next to his divorce eight years before, nothing had been quite so miserable.
The flight to St. Louis had been a routine if bumpy affair.
A storm system over southern Ohio had forced a fifty-mile diversion over Kentucky. By the time Delaney’s plane entered St. Louis ATC coverage, the three previous airplanes in the Presidential entourage had already been unloaded.
It was dark and raining even harder when Delaney finally landed the four-prop beast on an auxiliary airstrip at the airport. The unloading of the backup limos—always a laborious process—began soon afterwards. A team of Secret Service agents had to inspect each limo before it was unstrapped from its tethers in the back of the airplane. After this, each limo was rolled down the plane’s cargo ramp, then inspected yet again. During all this inspection, Delaney and his four-man crew were required to stay in the C-130’s cramped cockpit, thumbs- in-asses, until the all-clear was given. With the rain and the gathering darkness, this time-intensive drill stretched into two hours, nearly as long as the flight from Andrews Air Force Base had taken in the first place.
By the time the crew was finally released, Delaney was hungry, thirsty, and feeling like he’d just dug ditches for fifteen hours. It was all he could do to drag himself up to the airport’s messy food shop and order a massive cup of black coffee.
“Hey, Slick,” he heard a voice behind him say. “Brazil called. They’re running out of beans.”
Delaney spun around to see a face he hadn’t set eyes on since the last days of the Gulf War.
“Jazz? Jazz Norton?” he whispered. “You’ve got to be shitting me….”
It was Jazz. He’d been waiting at the other end of the coffee shop for the last six hours.
They shook hands heartily. Delaney had flown with Norton during Desert Storm.
Norton signaled for a cup of coffee. “How you been, Slick?” he asked.
Delaney didn’t reply. He just kept staring at Norton. His old friend was wearing a black nylon jacket, white Western-style shirt, brand-new jeans and boots, and a baseball cap. He couldn’t recall seeing Norton dressed quite that way before.
“Jessuzz, man,” Delaney asked him. “Are you still in the service?”
“Yeah, still am,” Norton mumbled.
The coffee arrived and they found an isolated table in the corner of the shop.
Delaney was still a bit in shock.
“What are you doing here, Jazz?” he asked. “Is this just a happy accident?”
Norton chose to ignore the question. “You’re still flying around with the President, I see,” he said instead.
Delaney took a gulp of his coffee. “Almost a year and a half,” he answered. “With another year and a half to go.”
“Must be nice duty,” Norton said, dumping five teaspoons of sugar into his own coffee.
“Best I’ve ever, done,” Delaney said. “Warm bed every night. Lots of travel. See a lot of interesting shit. Meet a lot of interesting people. I’ve become fascinated with the Presidents. Reading a lot about them. You know—who they were, what they did…”
“You hate it that much?” Norton interrupted him.
“Do I ever,” Delaney replied without missing a beat. “I’d rather go to downtown Baghdad every night than be someone’s chauffeur’s chauffeur.”
Norton stopped in mid-sip.
“Be careful what you wish for, old buddy,” he said.
Delaney studied his old friend again. It was as if he hadn’t aged a day in the last nine years.
“So, Jazz, what’s up?” he pressed Norton. “My gut tells me this isn’t just a co-inky-dinky that you’re here.”
“Well, I can tell you,” Norton replied. “But then I’ll have to kill you.”
Delaney just shook his head. The clothes were giving Norton away.
“Man, I can’t believe this,” he said finally. “You’ve gone Spook? Really ?”
Norton just shrugged and sipped his coffee again.
“But you always hated those guys, Jazz,” Delaney said. “I’ve seen you sleep through intelligence briefings.”
“Things change,” Norton replied.
Delaney could only shake his head. “Jazz Norton— philosopher and Spook. This is too much….”
Norton leaned a bit closer over the table and lowered his voice a bit.
“OK, here’s the straight jack,” he said. “I got privy to your desire to drop out of this Presidential car caravan stuff. I passed that information on to some new acquaintances of mine.”
“Other Spooks?”
“Yep.”
“What kind? From where?”
Norton just shook his head. “You’ve never heard of them.”
“Hmmm, CIA, huh?” Delaney said. “OK, go on.”
“Well, when I first met them they wanted to know if I was into changing my surroundings,” Norton said. “Like immediately, and in a very radical manner.”
“Cool…”
“Don’t be too hasty,” Norton cautioned him. “I heard them out, and they gave me an hour to think about it. I did, and then went back and told them no. Then they said too bad, and sprung a letter from your boss himself.”
Delaney had to think a moment.
“My boss? You mean the President?” Delaney asked.
“Yep,” Norton replied. “It was a Presidential Action Letter and it had my name all over it.”
“What did it say?”
“It said my commander in chief was ordering me to join this… well, little enterprise that’s been cooked up. And that I really had no choice in the matter.”
“Christ, Jazz,” Delaney said. “This sounds deep.”
Norton grinned a moment. “Let’s just say that some people in the Agency are never at a loss for dreaming up wacky stuff.”
He paused a moment.
“But truth is, something’s come up and for whatever reason they picked me to be involved.”
Delaney took just his second sip of his coffee since they’d sat down. It was already cold.
“So, Jazz, you’ve had a big career change,” he said. “What’s that have to do with me?”
“Well,” Norton said. “When I climbed on board I got to pick who I wanted to go down the yellow brick road with….”
“And you picked me?” Delaney asked with a kind of half-gasp. “Why?”
Norton sat back and relaxed a bit.
“During Desert Storm, you were the best in our outfit,” he told Delaney matter-of-factly.
“That’s bullshit,” Delaney shot back. “You were the top man. You were the squadron gunslinger, for Christ’s sake. We followed you in—not the other way around.”
“OK,” Norton replied. “I was good at getting to the target and getting the weapons onto it. But you were better at getting us the hell home.”
Delaney started to protest—but stopped. It was true, he couldn’t argue. Whenever the unit went out and things got hairy—be it bad weather, nighttime, Gomer flak, or all three—they all turned to him and he always led the way home. Truth was, he didn’t know how he did it most of the time. He’d just pointed his jet south, followed his nose, and brought the pack home, which, despite all their navigation and homing equipment, was still a difficult thing to do at times.
“OK,” Delaney said at last. “I’m a hound dog. So what?”
Norton leaned in closer again.
“So my new friends say we might need someone who’s good at getting home again.”
“You are using that as the royal ‘we,’ I hope?”
“Not necessarily,” Norton replied.
Delaney sat back and thought a moment. “Man, you’re giving me the creeps. Are you saying you want me to get mixed up in whatever bad spy novel you’ve found yourself in?”