At that moment she touched his arm. Their neighbors at either side stared at him with polite, puzzled expressions.
“Darling,” she said.
“Yeah?”
“I think it is your cell phone.”
Well, duh. Logically nobody else here would have a snippet of Richard Hell and the Voidoids’ “Blank Generation” seeping from their tuxedo pocket. Richard knew the ringtone typified his strategy, a strategy also tipped by his beard and the hair overlapping his ears, to festoon himself with harmless signifiers of his past selves. The problem was that through endless repetition the song had become inaudible to him, providing only a mild affront in certain mixed companies, like this one. He should have set it to vibrate, but was grateful he hadn’t. Fuck it, he was important, the mayor’s fixer, not merely here as the Hawkman’s hirsute man-candy. Let their tablemates feel the urgency of his business, an urgency they’d never know in their own coddled existences, that was unless the sky truly fell on all of them. Still, Richard imagined, the Manhattan Reification Society and its constituency here would manage to shore up their bubble of bemusement, of obliviousness. Not-knowing being the supreme luxury. As for Richard, he bore the heavy duty of partly-knowing. So he flipped open the phone and stepped away from the table, raising up a faux-apologetic hand and scowling his seriousness to Georgina as he left.
He glanced, but didn’t recognize the number. “Abneg,” he said.
“Richard? It’s Chase Insteadman.”
The actor. The dupe. Richard was chagrined at how fond he’d let himself become. It felt unwise. “What’s up?”
“It’s about Perkus.” The actor then launched into an anxious jumbled monologue worthy of Perkus himself, something to do with Chinese medicine and the purchase of rare vases on the Internet, all in the cause, so far as Richard could tell, of saying that Perkus had suffered a bout of the usual headaches and madness, only much worse than usual. The actor was working to enlist Richard in something.
Richard retreated farther from the nearest table, under the overhang of the room’s mezzanine, into a dark corner behind a caterer’s table, near a long display full of penguins bunched on floes of ice.
“You think he’s going off the rails, huh?”
“That’s putting it lightly. I don’t think he’s been within sight of the rails in quite a while. I don’t know if he’s taking care of himself, Richard.”
“Well, I’ve known Perkus a lot longer than you. He’s always going off the rails, that’s his signature. He’ll be fine.”
“I’d personally appreciate it if you’d come by and see if you think this is the same sort of thing.”
“You sound like a man with a plan.”
“Is there a chance you’d meet me at Perkus’s tonight?”
Richard found himself almost interested, the actor’s panic was so tangible-tangible, that was, beneath his archaically dapper reserve. (Who did he think he was, William fucking Holden? He’d starred in a sitcom, for crissakes.)
To care for Perkus Tooth, as Richard would have to confess he did, was to worry. But Perkus was also a perpetual motion machine, on an uncorrectable course, and quite ferociously selfish, too. He’d built for himself a protective armature of text and recordings, an exoskeleton that, however maladaptive in a wider sense, got Perkus through his days as well as anything, say, the denizens of the Reification Society’s gala had come up with. Perkus had his little orbit: burgers, coffee and pot, free DVDs, acolytes like the actor. There wasn’t much Perkus needed in the way of help. That was, unless he lost his rent-stabilized apartment, or the planners of the Second Avenue subway issued an eminent domain seizure of Jackson Hole, and tore the restaurant down. At that, Richard might feel some need to intervene.
But the actor’s panic meant the actor identified with something in Perkus’s plight, whether he’d admitted it to himself or not. That was interesting. More so, at least, than the evening at hand.
“Sure, I’ll be there, just as soon as I can get away from this other thing,” Richard said. He liked leaving stuff vague, putting it all on a par, items on the agenda of Abneg.
“Great.”
Great, but the call was too short. Richard didn’t want to be returned yet to the gala table. Retreating farther into the shadows by the penguin display, nodding and winking to a member of the catering staff who eyed him suspiciously, Richard pulled up his e-mail on the phone and began scrolling for something that felt like important business. Nothing much. At least forty new Reply Alls on the tiger Listserv-now there was one ad hoc committee he should never have agreed to join! He twitched Delete until his thumb got tired, then quit. Then glanced up, conscious of some other figure beside him in the penguin gloom. The caterer? No. A woman, another shirking gala attendee punching buttons on a BlackBerry. None other than Claire Carter.
Fuck me. Richard felt a vertiginous return of the disquiet he’d had to shrug off earlier, his scorn at an affair full of those who liked to imagine they ran the city just because they took their tuxes from their own mothballs instead of Eisenstadt’s. Now Richard’s undertow of apprehension tugged the other way: What was she doing here? Was the Reification Society in some way important? Worth the time of the mayor’s real fixer?
“Hello, Richard.”
“Claire.”
“I wouldn’t have assumed this was your sort of cause.”
He shrugged. “I’m slumming. What about you?”
“I’m presenting the Dorffl-Huxley Medal.” Lit from beneath by the tiny screen of her phone, Claire Carter’s gaze appeared more than usually unearthly and impassive. She’d always struck him as ageless, but there was no mistaking that she was younger than he was, a member of the generation of automatons, her blond cowl of hair as immaculate and slick as a helmet. He’d never even bothered to wonder if he found her attractive before this moment. His erotic voyage into Georgina Hawkmanaji had sexualized his whole world, that could be the only explanation.
“How cool for you,” he said. “Since you rarely get to do that kind of stuff.” He meant it sarcastically. Claire Carter likely cut a ribbon or handed over a medal twice daily.
She ignored him, focusing on her own scroll of e-mails. Presumably she’d been blind-cc’ed on all the tiger stuff he’d just been looking at.
“I’m, ah, just going to get back to my table,” he said, needing to be acknowledged.
“Excuse me, Richard,” said Claire Carter, as if it were she who’d been rude. She was infuriatingly immune to his attempted slights. “I’m about to go on. Perhaps I’ll see you at the after party.”
“I doubt it.”
As he slipped into his spot at the table Georgina touched his wrist and smiled, conveying an imperial pride and curiosity that he should have been called away. The Hawkman obviously got her rocks off on Richard’s air of civic stewardship. He decided to push it. “I’ve gotta go,” he whispered.
“Oh, no, what’s the matter?”
Richard had been relying on implication to carry him, but found he couldn’t lie baldly now that it was required. Georgina seemed too ready to be afraid for him. “It’s a friend, actually. Probably nothing.”
“What friend?”
“Perkus Tooth.”
“He’s sick?”
“Maybe.”
“I’ll join you.”
He shook his head.
“Is there some secret about Perkus Tooth I’m not permitted to know?” Her voice had begun to rise.
“It’s not that.”
“Then I’d like to meet your friend.”
“Listen, I’ll go and see what’s up, and meet you at your place by the time this thing is over.” He slid his hand up her thigh, teasingly high into her softness, near the frontier of her wild private hairs. “You can meet him anytime, I’m not hiding him, for fuck’s sake.”