“They can’t hide like that, it’s un-American,” said Richard despondently, his heart not in his own bitter joke.
“So, the way I see it, Crazy and Lover are fools like us, they’ve never been any nearer than bidding, never held a chaldron in their hands, never even been in the same room with one…” Perkus began this monologue absently, to no one of us in particular. Richard and I had fallen back, distraught and disenchanted, from the screen, while Georgina staggered back into our midst, breathing heavily, moistening her lips with her tongue, and Sandy Bull put down his banjo and picked up his guitar again. Losing the auction felt like soul-death, or at least a soul-shriveling, like the endorphin debt incurred by an all-night binge on Ecstasy, a trauma for which all among us but Perkus had been grievously unready. “They never win, so far as I can tell. Who knows, they may have my attitude, that the rapture is contained merely in bidding. One of those anonymous heavyweights always blows them out of-what did you call it, Abneg? — the soup, at the last second. Collectors with money to burn, they’re surely stacking up warehouses full of the things, like at the end of Citizen Kane. And their computers are probably a lot faster than mine, it’s a terrific advantage. I’ve heard it’s possible to set up subroutines that fire off a bid at the last second, mechanically ensuring that no one else can top it.”
I understood that Perkus was applying a balm, filling the doomy silence, offering us at once a whole menu of the rationalizations he’d concocted for staunching failure at these auctions. Perkus really was the expert here. Even his arcane eye seemed now to glance at wisdom that lay outside the boundaries of these rooms. I wondered how many chaldrons he’d communed with and lost.
“We should break into their fucking palaces and steal their treasure,” snarled Richard Abneg. He seemed to have reverted to a squatter’s paranoia, some feudalist rage predating accommodation to his role at the mayor’s hand.
“The prices really have shot up,” I said, stupidly showing off my slender familiarity in front of Richard and Georgina.
“It’s exponential,” agreed Perkus. “Who knows how many people are only just learning about these things?”
I gulped back revelation of my guilty fear: that we’d been bidding against Maud and Thatcher Woodrow, or Sharon Spencer, or others of their acquaintances with bottomless funds, all the result of my daft teasing insolence in mentioning Perkus and his chaldrons, during that lunch at Daniel. Countering that uncomfortable suspicion was the sense that the vision the chaldrons had opened to our eyes, however hopeless to define generally, was in part a glimpse of a world in which the Woodrows and Spencers, their empire of inherited privilege, of provenances and exclusions, was exposed as ersatz, fever-stricken, unsustainable. The object seemed to explode in our hearts with a wholeness that disproved Manhattan’s ancient powers, though those towered everywhere around us. A chaldron was fundamentally a thing beyond, or beside, money. Yet we’d done nothing but hurl cash at it, as if pitchforking hay into a furnace. Everything disproved everything else. The Hawkman might have been the one to vomit up the contradictions, but she’d done it for all of us. I felt ill.
I wasn’t alone. We all wavered in the apartment as if aboard a seasick vessel. Perkus drew out four clean glasses and filled them with tap water, which we sipped thankfully. He switched the music, stuck in a Rolling Stones CD, Some Girls. Mick Jagger’s cartoon raunch was another balm, beguiling us into a version of our worldly selves we could live with, the song “Miss You” calling up synesthetic recollection of discotheques, harmless sniffs of cocaine, skinny asses in gold lamé, stuff to make us grateful the chaldron hadn’t translated us out of our discrete and horny bodies just yet. Perhaps a teasing glimpse of that possibility was enough, perhaps Perkus was right that we wished to be window-shoppers, not buyers, not yet, of the purifying apparition. Richard clutched Georgina to him and they danced again, with charming formality, as if suddenly aware they’d come bursting into this scene in a tuxedo and party dress. Then, keeping with the black-and-white motif, Perkus tore open a package of Mallomars, unveiling rows of nestling breast-like cookies, and we fell on them like grateful scavengers, even Georgina (though I did now spot a small pink crumb of vomit on her pale cheek), collapsing their marshmallowy tops to gunk in our back molars, causing our heads to swim with sugar.
We returned from the kitchen to the meager comforts of Perkus’s living room, but his computer screen had defaulted to its saver, the branch-stranded raccoons, and none of us were troubled that one twitch of his cursor, or two, could feasibly unshade the light of a chaldron again. We were resplendent enough in the memory of the last one. And now, restored from the ordeal of losing the auction by pop songs and chocolate cookies, could afford to realize we were substantially in the black for the whole of the experience. We knew so much more than we had an hour before, never mind that it was nearly impossible to agree upon, or even to say clearly, what it was we knew.
“Perhaps you will understand when I say I felt undressed.” Georgina gulped in embarrassment having blurted this, and for an instant I feared she’d flee the room again. Instead, divertingly, she whirled from Richard, putting her long arms in the air. It seemed in another moment she might whirl her dress off over her head.
Wishing in my genteel way to give sanction and cover to Georgina’s observation, I found myself testifying, speaking in tongues. “For something so warm… it casts a sort of… brusque… watery… shadow… over so much else… that I took for granted…”
“Despite sounding like a retarded Wallace Stevens I actually get you,” said Richard. “That thing’s the ultimate bullshit detector-”
“Sure, and what it detects is that your city’s a sucker, Abneg.” Perkus spoke with startling insistence, but his tone wasn’t needling. “Your city’s a fake, a bad dream.” This was somehow the case, the chaldron interrogated Manhattan, made it seem an enactment. An object, the chaldron testified to zones, realms, elsewheres. Likely we’d lost the auction because one couldn’t be imported here, to this debauched and insupportable city. The winners had been rescuing the chaldron, ferrying it back to the better place.
“You think I’m going to get defensive, you guessed wrong,” said Richard, watching the Hawkman sway to the Stones’ “Just My Imagination.” “I wouldn’t defend anything right now, except, you know, your right to say it, and that with my life, Comrade Tooth.”
“What… are we going to… do?” I said, gullible enough for anything. Was a chaldron a beacon of revolution, was that what Richard signaled in calling Perkus Comrade? One if by land, two if by sea?
“Make coffee,” said Perkus.
“We’re going to get our hands on one of those goddamn things, that’s what we’re going to do,” said Richard.
Georgina Hawkmanaji had wound down, and curled her long body like a greyhound’s on the heaped-up coats and furs on Perkus’s sofa. She tucked her knees up between her arms, bracelets clicking together, her head slipping to one side as she began to snooze, revealing the curve of her neck, the pulse there. Richard and I were nicely energized, though, even before Perkus put mugs of fresh coffee in our hands. The evening, though filled with wild purpose, was slanting toward the shape of our old all-nighters, those corrosive binges that were only weeks behind us yet seemed a forsaken oasis, one island in time now revealed as a stop on our way to another. Perkus industriously rolled joints of Ice and changed the music again, Van Morrison’s Veedon Fleece, something Georgina could nap to and a transitional bridge (we didn’t need to ask to be certain of this) back to the limbic strummings of Sandy Bull.