“How can you fail to see your hostility toward me? I mean, Montgomery Clift? Please.”
Hostility? I’d been thinking I’d just uncovered Perkus’s. Would I always be just one insight away? Insight was an onion, I doubted there was anything but layers.
“I’ve been trying to help you,” Perkus said. “And this is the way you repay me. Well, you’re a hopeless case anyhow. I wash my hands.”
Perkus helping me! At least I understood that everything was inside out and upside down. Rather than argue with him like a couple going through a breakup on the street, I elected to silently agree. I was a hopeless case.
“Do you ever look in the mirror, Chase?”
“Sure,” was my idiot reply.
“How convenient that you’d mention Montgomery Clift to her. You resemble Clift, you know. Before the accident.”
Perkus somehow managed to make this seem a warning, or even a threat. In his view every Clift, I suppose, was scheduled for a face-rearranging encounter with a windshield or dashboard. There being no happy medium between innocence and jaw-smashing, ruinous disenchantment. Now I felt my own hostility around me like a burred skin. Also I tried on my despair. For Perkus, I was cast permanently as fool. Maybe I was one, I’d had to consider it before. Yet I’d always preferred to think I was a harmless fool, at least. Who knows, maybe I’d been lasciviously poaching on my friend’s burger waitress. I might be that irresponsible, it seemed to me now. In point of fact I was reeling, rudderless, without a compass, high on phantom chocolate and infidelity, ignoring the phone, voice mail piling up, in deranged avoidance of the Janice cancer crisis. I ought to be stifling tears at a press conference somewhere, giving evidence of my loving support in this crisis. Perkus was surely right to be mad. I must be acting out.
We stood at his entrance, in a penumbra of stubbed butts from the previous night’s sidewalk smokers. A single half-full martini glass stood perched on the curb. Inside, a tuner was refurbishing Brandy’s piano, the plinked notes groaning sharper as he tightened its bolts. I offered Perkus the card on which Lindsay had scribbled her digits. He didn’t budge hands from pockets, only glared. He wouldn’t even go for his key until I was safely away, and so we hovered in stalemate, me in a coat and scarf, Perkus shivering in his suit jacket, its two buttons pathetically done up, covering nothing. The white sack containing my burger-Biller’s burger-rustled in the crook of his arm.
“See you later,” Perkus said at last.
I nodded at that sack, making small talk. “So how is old Biller, in this cold?”
“He’s fine.”
“He could always build a bonfire out of your books,” I joked.
“Actually, I think Biller got a bed in a rooming house,” said Perkus, with a dryness evidently restraining sarcasm. “He’s not selling books on the street anymore, he got a job on the Internet.”
“I’ve seen him at his computer. He looked like a real wizard.”
“When was that?” he said, scowling. Our fight wasn’t over. I was still under suspicion of all sorts of skulduggery-rustling waitresses might be the least of it.
“Some night,” I said, not wanting to specify. “Outside, in your little alley.”
I saw I’d only fueled his suspicions. Yet I also saw him shiver. Though I wore a coat, I too felt the wind ripping at me. Actually, I felt horrendous, like I wanted to lie down.
“Don’t you have anywhere to be, Chase?”
“Not for a couple of hours.” I might as well have begged for an invitation inside.
“Then go home,” he said acidly.
“Of course, sure, hey, uh, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?”
“Nothing, out of respect for Sacheen Littlefeather.” He abruptly pulled out his keys and went through the door, taking my cheeseburger with him.
CHAPTER
Eleven
Some member of the Danzigs’ staff arranged a limousine to pick me up at my apartment. The driver needed to have my doorman ring me twice, as I’d fallen into a toxic slumber with the early nightfall, my rooms dim as midnight, and I’d lapsed back to sleep between the ringings, then staggered out into the lobby, through the frigid margin of outdoors, and into the backseat of the feverishly overheated limousine. There I wiped my running nose on my coat sleeve and watched the snail trail of smear saturate into the coat’s black wool, wondering how long it had been since the coat had been dry-cleaned and what layers of filth its dark elegance might be bearing around, feeling myself a skeleton or ghost, a being of no substance draped in a grimy cloak. By the time I found myself delivered to the lobby of Le Parker Meridien, I felt bullied, bruited about by staff and handlers, like David Bowie in The Man Who Fell to Earth, an incomprehensible film Perkus had weeks before insisted I watch, a treatise on luxuriant self-pity that now felt terrifically relevant. I said I thought I was expected at Seppi’s, the French restaurant off the hotel lobby, but the concierge told me I was expected at Norma’s instead.
“Isn’t Norma’s just a breakfast place?”
“It’s open for you tonight, sir.”
Ironically, I hadn’t shaved or showered, failing to do for billionaires what Perkus had done on account of a hamburger waitress whom he couldn’t even bring himself to speak with-that is, primp. Or maybe it wasn’t ironic, since Perkus, in his feeble and conflicted way, was trying to make an impression, while I was just collecting my due, going through my regular paces. I saw everything in light of Perkus’s contempt, helplessly heard my self-loathing narrated in his scorning tones.
So the Danzigs had paid to have the place to themselves, impressive, I suppose, except it had probably cost a tenth of what they’d spent to secure my presence. The windows of Norma’s were shuttered, a dim light glowing from within. Escorted inside, I found Rossmoor and Arjuna already seated at a large round table in the restaurant’s center, spotlit like the set of a one-act. Each nodded and smiled as I approached, and neither rose.
“Mr. Insteadman,” said Rossmoor Danzig. “Truly an uncommon pleasure.” Rossmoor, leaning into the table’s light to reach for my hand with a chubby paw that extended from what appeared to be a maroon pinstriped pajama top, at first seemed a giant cherub, a scruffy grimacing infant in gigantic black-framed glasses and mad-flowing hair. Massive as his head was, his hair and glasses made it look small. Like me, the cherub needed a shave. Taking that flabby hand in mine, I felt woozy, dislocated, still stuck in my nap and even further behind, in my sidewalk conflagration with Perkus, his burger-girl’s phone number still nestled in my pocket, my tongue thick with afterthoughts. I’d need to collect myself, find some way to summon my charm to the occasion-a measure of charm, if not fifty grand’s worth.
“The feeling is mutual,” I said robotically. “You’ve… ensured we’ll… have the time tour selves.”
“I don’t like eating at restaurants that are open,” he said. “We’ve got a four-star chef in our basement, we never need visit a restaurant at all. But there’s a specialty here I thought might amuse you.” Rossmoor Danzig pronounced this word spesh-ee-ality. “I really do hope it will. It amuses me very much.”
Rossmoor Danzig wasn’t young, much less a homunculoid infant. He was old, his skin parchment, wrinkled and powdery, his magnified orbs eggy in their scrotal sockets, yet his barge of hair seemed naturally, even obscenely, thick and dark, barely salted, the stubble on his chin also mostly dark. He did wear, as I got a closer look, pajamas, top and bottom. They were beautiful pajamas, but still. Figures flitted at my vision’s edges, outside our table’s golden circle: waitstaff working after hours, slaves of weird opportunity. I wondered what they made of us. I had to remind myself it wasn’t midnight or three in the morning, but an ordinary dinner hour. All around outside this derelict brunch place Manhattanites dined, and waiters worked. Due to my haze and the winter light I was marooned in time. I couldn’t keep from wishing we were at Seppi’s instead, or some other restaurant teeming with ordinary happenings. Trapped alone with the Danzigs, I felt claustrophobically remote from life’s mainland, like, yes, a polar bear adrift on an ice floe. (I couldn’t quit rehearsing my blown encounter with Perkus. I wanted a retake on our afternoon, a chance to say I understood everything he felt.)