“I’ve killed master vampires before, none of them with a stake.”
“How then?”
I smiled. “No, Mr. Inger, if you want lessons in vampire slaying, you’re going to have to go elsewhere. Just by answering your questions, I could be charged as an accessory to murder.”
“Would you tell us if we had a better plan?” Inger said.
I thought about that for a minute. Jean-Claude dead, really dead. It would certainly make my life easier, but… but.
“I don’t know,” I said.
“Why not?”
“Because I think he’ll kill you. I don’t give humans over to the monsters, Mr. Inger, not even people who hate me.”
“We don’t hate you Ms. Blake.”
I motioned with the coffee mug towards Ruebens. “Maybe you don’t, but he does.”
Ruebens just glared at me. At least he didn’t try to deny it.
“If we come up with a better plan, can we talk to you again?” Inger asked.
I stared at Ruebens’s angry little eyes. “Sure, why not?”
Inger stood and offered me his hand. “Thank you, Ms. Blake. You have been most helpful.”
His hand enveloped mine. He was a large man, but he didn’t try using his size to make me feel small. I appreciated that.
“The next time we meet, Anita Blake, you will be more cooperative.” Ruebens said.
“That sounded like a threat, Jerry.”
Ruebens smiled, a most unpleasant smile. “Humans First believes the means justifies the end, Anita.”
I opened my royal purple suit jacket. Inside was a shoulder holster complete with a Browning Hi-Power 9mm. The purple skirt’s thin black belt was just sturdy enough to be looped through the shoulder holster. Executive terrorist chic.
“When it comes to survival, Jerry, I believe that, too.”
“We have not offered you violence,” Inger said.
“No, but ol’ Jerry here is thinking about it. I just want him and the rest of your little group to believe I’m serious. Mess with me, and people are going to die.”
“There are dozens of us,” Ruebens said, “and only one of you.”
“Yeah, but who’s going to be first in line?” I said.
“Enough of this, Jeremy, Ms. Blake. We didn’t come here to threaten you. We came for your help. We will come up with a better plan and talk to you again.”
“Don’t bring him,” I said.
“Of course,” Inger said. “Come along, Jeremy.” He opened the door. The soft clack of computer keys came from the outer office. “Good-bye Ms. Blake.”
“Good-bye, Mr. Inger, it’s been really unpleasant.”
Ruebens stopped in the doorway and hissed at me, “You are an abomination before God.”
“Jesus loves you, too,” I said, smiling. He slammed the door behind them. Childish.
I sat on the edge of my desk and waited to make sure they had left before going outside. I didn’t think they’d try anything in the parking lot, but I really didn’t want to start shooting people. Oh, I would if I had to, but it was better to avoid it. I had hoped flashing the gun would make Ruebens back off. It had just seemed to enrage him. I rotated my neck, trying to ease some of the tension away. It didn’t work.
I could go home, shower, and get eight hours uninterrupted sleep. Glorious. My beeper went off. I jumped like I’d been stung. Nervous, me?
I hit the button, and the number that flashed made me groan. It was the police. To be exact, it was the Regional Preternatural Investigation Team. The Spook Squad. They were responsible for all preternatural crime in Missouri. I was their civilian expert on monsters. Bert liked the retainer I got, but better yet, the good publicity.
The beeper went off again. Same number. “Shit,” I said it softly. “I heard you the first time, Dolph.” I thought about pretending that I’d already gone home, turned off the beeper, and was now unavailable, but I didn’t. If Detective Sergeant Rudolf Storr called me at half-past dawn, he needed my expertise. Damn.
I called the number and through a series of relays finally got Dolph’s voice. He sounded tinny and faraway. His wife had gotten him a car phone for his birthday. We must have been near the limit of its range. It still beat the heck out of talking to him on the police radio. That always sounded like an alien language.
“Hi, Dolph, what’s up?”
“Murder.”
“What sort of murder?”
“The kind that needs your expertise,” he said.
“It’s too damn early in the morning to play twenty questions. Just tell me what’s happened.”
“You got up on the wrong side of bed this morning, didn’t you?”
“I haven’t been to bed yet.”
“I sympathize, but get your butt out here. It looks like we have a vampire victim on our hands.”
I took a deep breath and let it out slowly. “Shit.”
“You could say that.”
“Give me the address,” I said.
He did. It was over the river and through the woods, way to hell and gone in Arnold. My office was just off Olive Boulevard. I had a forty-five-minute drive ahead of me, one way. Yippee.
“I’ll be there as soon as I can.”
“We’ll be waiting,” Dolph said, then hung up.
I didn’t bother to say good-bye to the dial tone. A vampire victim. I’d never seen a lone kill. They were like potato chips; once the vamp tasted them, he couldn’t stop at just one. The trick was, how many people would die before we caught this one?
I didn’t want to think about it. I didn’t want to drive to Arnold. I didn’t want to stare at dead bodies before breakfast. I wanted to go home. But somehow I didn’t think Dolph would understand. Police have very little sense of humor when they’re working on a murder case. Come to think of it, neither did I.
Chapter 2
The man’s body lay on its back, pale and naked in the weak morning sunlight. Even limp with death his body was good, a lot of weights, maybe jogging. His longish yellow hair mixed with the still-green lawn. The smooth skin of his neck was punctured twice with neat fang marks. The right arm was pierced at the bend of the elbow, where a doctor draws blood. The skin of the left wrist was shredded, like an animal had gnawed it. White bone gleamed in the fragile light.
I had measured the bite marks with my trusty tape measure. They were different sizes. At least three different vamps, but I would have bet everything I owned that it was five different vampires. A master and his pack, or flock, or whatever the hell you call a group of vampires.
The grass was wet from early morning mist. The moisture soaked through the knees of the coveralls I had put on to protect my suit. Black Nikes and surgical gloves completed my crime-scene kit. I used to wear white Nikes, but they showed blood too easily.
I said a silent apology for what I had to do, then spread the corpse’s legs apart. The legs moved easily, no rigor. I was betting that he hadn’t been dead eight hours, not enough time for rigor mortis to set in. Semen had dried on his shriveled privates. One last joy before dying. The vamps hadn’t cleaned him off. On the inside of his thigh, close to the groin, were more fang marks. They weren’t as savage as the wrist wound, but they weren’t neat either.
There was no blood on the skin around the wounds, not even the wrist wound. Had they cleaned the blood off? Wherever he was killed, there was a lot of blood. They’d never be able to clean it all up. If we could find where he died, we’d have all sorts of clues. But in the neatly clipped lawn in the middle of a very ordinary neighborhood, there were no clues. I was betting on that. They’d dumped the body in a place as sterile and unhelpful as the dark side of the moon.
Mist floated over the small residential neighborhood like waiting ghosts. The mist was so low to the ground that it was like walking through sheets of drizzling rain. Tiny beads of moisture clung to the body where the mist had condensed. Beads collected in my hair like silver pearls.
I stood in the front yard of a small, lime-green house with white trim. A chain-link fence peeked around one side encircling a roomy backyard. It was October, and the grass was still green. The top of a sugar maple loomed over the house. Its leaves were that brilliant orangey-yellow that is peculiar to sugar maples, as if their leaves were carved from flame. The mist helped the illusion, and the colors seemed to bleed on the wet air.