The crowd stirred expectantly. A girl began to giggle hysterically. Tom gripped the shirt tightly and opened his loot bag.
"Just a moment!" Billy Painter pushed his way through. He was wearing a badge now, an old Earth coin he had polished and pinned to his belt. The expression on his face was unmistakably official.
"What were you doing with that shirt, Tom?" Billy asked.
"Why… I was just looking at it."
"Just looking at it, huh?" Billy turned away, his hands clasped behind his back. Suddenly he whirled and extended a rigid forefinger. "I don't think you were just looking at it, Tom. I think you were planning on stealing it!"
Tom didn't answer. The tell-tale sack hung limply from one hand, the shirt from the other.
"As police chief," Billy went on, "I've got a duty to protect these people. You're a suspicious character. I think I'd better lock you up for further questioning."
Tom hung his head. He hadn't expected this, but it was just as well.
Once he was in jail, it would be all over. And when Billy released him, he could get back to fishing.
Suddenly the mayor bounded through the crowd, his shirt flapping wildly around his waist.
"Billy, what are you doing?"
"Doing my duty, Mayor. Tom here is acting plenty suspicious. The book says —"
"I know what the book says," the mayor told him. "I gave you the book. You can't go arresting Tom. Not yet."
"But there's no other criminal in the village," Billy complained.
"I can't help that," the mayor said.
Billy's lips tightened. "The book talks about preventive police work. I'm supposed to stop crime before it happens."
The mayor raised his hands and dropped them wearily. "Billy, don't you understand? This village needs a criminal record. You have to help, too."
Billy shrugged his shoulders. "All right, Mayor. I was just trying to do my job." He turned to go. Then he whirled again on Tom. "I'll still get you. Remember — Crime Does Not Pay." He stalked off.
"He's overambitious, Tom," the mayor explained. "Forget it. Go ahead and steal something. Let's get this job over with."
Tom started to edge away toward the green forest outside the village.
"What's wrong, Tom?" the mayor asked worriedly.
"I'm not in the mood any more," Tom said. "Maybe tomorrow night —"
"No, right now," the mayor insisted. "You can't go on putting it off. Come on, we'll all help you."
"Sure we will," Max Weaver said. "Steal the shirt, Tom. It's your size anyhow."
"How about a nice water jug, Tom?"
"Look at these skeegee nuts over here."
Tom looked from bench to bench. As he reached for Weaver's shirt, a knife slipped from his belt and dropped to the ground. The crowd clucked sympathetically.
Tom replaced it, perspiring, knowing he looked like a butterfingers. He reached out, took the shirt and stuffed it into the loot bag. The crowd cheered.
Tom smiled faintly, feeling a bit better. "I think I'm getting the hang of it."
"Sure you are."
"We knew you could do it."
"Take something else, boy."
Tom walked down the market and helped himself to a length of rope, a handful of skeegee nuts and a grass hat.
"I guess that's enough," he told the mayor.
"Enough for now," the mayor agreed. "This doesn't really count, you know. This was the same as people giving it to you. Practice, you might say."
"Oh," Tom said, disappointed.
"But you know what you're doing. The next time it'll be just as easy."
"I suppose it will."
"And don't forget that murder."
"Is it really necessary?" Tom asked.
"I wish it weren't," the mayor said. "But this colony has been here for over two hundred years and we haven't had a single murder. Not onel According to the records, all the other colonies had lots."
"I suppose we should have one," Tom admitted. "Ill take care of it." He headed for his cottage. The crowd gave a rousing cheer as he departed.
At home, Tom lighted a rush lamp and fixed himself supper. After eating, he sat for a long time in his big armchair. He was dissatisfied with himself. He had not really handled the stealing well. All day he had worried and hesitated. People had practically had to put things in his hands before he could take them.
A fine thief he was!
And there was no excuse for it. Stealing and murdering were like any other necessary jobs. Just because he had never done them before, just because he could see no sense to them, that was no reason to bungle them.
He walked to the door. It was a fine night, illuminated by a dozen nearby giant stars. The market was deserted again and the village lights were winking out.
This was the time to steal!
A thrill ran through him at the thought. He was proud of himself. That was how criminals planned and this was how stealing should be — skulking, late at night.
Quickly Tom checked his weapons, emptied his loot sack and walked out.
The last rash lights were extinguished. Tom moved noiselessly through the village. He came to Roger Waterman's house. Big Roger had left his spade propped against a wall. Tom picked it up. Down the block, Mrs. Weaver's water jug was in its usual place beside the front door. Tom took it. On his way home, he found a little wooden horse that some child had forgotten. It went with the rest.
He was pleasantly exhilarated, once the goods were safely home. He decided to make another haul.
This time he returned with a bronze plaque from the mayor's house, Marv Carpenter's best saw, and Jed Farmer's sickle.
"Not bad," he told himself. He was catching on. One more load would constitute a good night's work.
This time he found a hammer and chisel in Ron Stone's shed, and a reed basket at Alice Cook's house. He was about to take Jeff Hern's rake when he heard a faint noise. He flattened himself against a wall.
Billy Painter came prowling quietly along, his badge gleaming in the starlight. In one hand, he carried a short, heavy club; in the other, a pair of homemade handcuffs. In the dim light, his face was ominous. It was the face of a man who had pledged himself against crime, even though he wasn't really sure what it was.
Tom held his breath as Billy Painter passed within ten feet of him. Slowly Tom backed away.
The loot sack jingled.
"Who's there?" Billy yelled. When no one answered, he turned a slow circle, peering into the shadows. Tom was flattened against a wall again. He was fairly sure Billy wouldn't see him. Billy had weak eyes because of the fumes of the paint he mixed. All painters had weak eyes. It was one of the reasons they were moody.
"Is that you, Tom?" Billy asked, in a friendly tone. Tom was about to answer, when he noticed that Billy's club was raised in a striking position. He kept quiet.
"I'll get you yet!" Billy shouted.
"Well, get him in the morning!" Jeff Hern shouted from his bedroom window. "Some of us are trying to sleep."
Billy moved away. When he was gone, Tom hurried home and dumped his pile of loot on the floor with the rest. He surveyed his haul proudly. It gave him the sense of a job well done.
After a cool drink of glava, Tom went to bed, falling at once into a peaceful, dreamless sleep.
Next morning, Tom sauntered out to see how the little red schoolhouse was progressing. The Carpenter boys were hard at work on it, helped by several villagers.
"How's it coming?" Tom called out cheerfully.
"Fair," Mary Carpenter said. "It'd come along better if I had my saw."
"Your saw?" Tom repeated blankly.
After a moment, he remembered that he had stolen it last night. It hadn't seemed to belong to anyone then. The saw and all the rest had been objects to be stolen. He had never given a thought to the fact that they might be used or needed.