"I live over the hill," declared Nathaniel, "with the Websters."
He sat down, beat his tail upon the ground, scattering leaves. He looked extremely happy.
Grant suddenly snapped his fingers.
"Bruce Webster! Now I know. Should have thought of it before. Glad to meet you, Nathaniel."
"Who are you?" asked Nathaniel.
"Me? I'm Richard Grant, enumerator."
"What's an enum… enumer-"
"An enumerator is someone who counts people," Grant explained. "I'm taking a census."
"There are lots of words," said Nathaniel, "that I can't say."
He got up, walked over to the spring, and lapped noisily. Finished, he plunked himself down beside the man.
"Want to shoot the squirrel?" he asked.
"Want me to?"
"Sure thing," said Nathaniel.
But the squirrel was gone. Together they circled the tree, searching its almost bare branches. There was no bushy tail sticking out from behind the boll, no beady eyes staring down
at them. While they had talked, the squirrel had made his getaway.
Nathaniel looked a bit crestfallen, but he made the best of it.
"Why don't you spend the night with us?" he invited.
"Then, come morning, we could go hunting. Spend all day at it."
Grant chuckled. "I wouldn't want to trouble you. I am used to camping out."
Nathaniel insisted. "Bruce would be glad to see you. And Grandpa wouldn't mind. He don't know half what goes on, anyway."
"Who's Grandpa?"
"His real name is Thomas," said Nathaniel, "but we all call him Grandpa. He is Bruce's father. Awful old now. Just sits all day and thinks about a thing that happened long ago."
Grant nodded. "I know about that, Nathaniel. Juwain."
"Yeah, that's it," agreed Nathaniel. "What does it mean?"
Grant shook his head. "Wish I could tell you, Nathaniel. Wish I knew."
He hoisted the pack to his shoulder, stooped and scratched the dog behind the ear. Nathaniel grimaced with delight.
"Thanks," he said, and started up the path.
Grant followed.
***
Thomas Webster sat in his wheel chair on the lawn and stared out across the evening hills.
I'll be eighty-six to-morrow, he was thinking. Eighty-six. That's a hell of a long time for a man to live. Maybe too long.
Especially when he can't walk any more and his eyes are going bad.
Elsie will have a silly cake for me with lots of candles on it and the robots all will bring me a gift and those dogs of Bruce's will come in and wish me happy returns of the day and wag their tails at me. And there will be a few televisor calls — although not many, perhaps. And I'll pound my chest and say I'm going to live to be a hundred and everyone will grin behind their hands and say "listen to the old fool".
Eighty— six years and there were two things I meant to do. One of them I did and the other one I didn't.
A cawing crow skimmed over a distant ridge and slanted down into the valley shadow. From far away, down by the river, came the quacking of a flock of mallards.
Soon the stars would be coming out. Came out early this time of year. He liked to look at them. The stars! He patted the arms of the chair with fierce pride. The stars, by Lord, were his meat. An obsession? Perhaps — but at least something to wipe out that stigma of long ago, a shield to keep the family from the gossip of historic busybodies. And Bruce was helping too. Those dogs of his A step sounded in the grass behind him.
"Your whisky, sir," said Jenkins.
Thomas Webster stared at the robot, took the glass off the tray.
"Thank you, Jenkins," he said.
He twirled the glass between his fingers. "How long, Jenkins, have you been lugging drinks to this family?"
"Your father, sir," said Jenkins. "And his father before him."
"Any news?" asked the old man.
Jenkins shook his head. "No news."
Thomas Webster sipped the drink. "That means, then, that they're well beyond the solar system. Too far out even for the Pluto station to relay. Halfway or better to Alpha Centauri. If only I live long enough-"
"You will, sir," Jenkins told him. "I feel it in my bones."
"You," declared the old man, "haven't any bones."
He sipped the drink slowly, tasting it with expert tongue.
Watered too much again. But it wouldn't do to say anything. No use flying off the handle at Jenkins. That doctor! Telling Jenkins to water it a bit more. Depriving a man of proper drinking in his final years "What's that down there" he asked, pointing to the path that straggled up the hill.
Jenkins turned to look.
"It appears, sir," he said, "that Nathaniel's bringing someone home."
***
The dogs had trooped in to say good night, had left again.
Bruce Webster grinned after them.
"Great gang," he said.
He turned to Grant. "I imagine Nathaniel gave you quite a start this afternoon."
Grant lifted the brandy glass, squinted through it at the light.
"He did," he said. "Just for a minute. And then I remembered things I'd read about what you're doing here. It isn't in my line, of course, but your work has been popularized, written up in more or less non-technical language."
"Your line?" asked Webster. "I thought-"
Grant laughed. "I see what you mean. A census taker. An enumerator. All of that, I grant you."
Webster was puzzled, just a bit embarrassed. "I hope, Mr. Grant, that I haven't-"
"Not at all," Grant told him. "I'm used to being regarded as someone who writes down names and ages and then goes on to the next group of human beings. That was the old idea of a census, of course. A nose counting, nothing more. A matter of statistics. After all, the last census was taken more than three hundred years ago. And times have changed."
"You interest me," said Webster. "You make this nose counting of yours sound almost sinister."
"It isn't sinister," protested Grant. "It's logical. It's an evaluation of the human population. Not just how many of them there are, but what are they really like, what are they thinking and doing?"
Webster slouched lower in his chair, stretching his feet out towards the fire upon the hearth. "Don't tell me, Mr. Grant, that you intend to psycho-analyse me?"
Grant drained the brandy glass, set it on the table. "I don't need to," he said. "The World Committee knows all it needs to know about the folks like you. But it is the others — the ridge runners, you call them here. Up north they're jackpine savages. Farther south they're something else. A hidden population — an almost forgotten population. The ones who took to the woods. The ones who scampered off when the World Committee loosened the strings of government."
Webster grunted. "The governmental strings had to be loosened," he declared. "History will prove that to anyone. Even before the World Committee came into being the governmental set-up of the world was burdened by ox-cart survivals. There was no more reason for the township government three hundred years ago than there is for a national government today."
"You're absolutely right," Grant told him, "and yet when the grip of government was loosened, its hold upon the life of each man was loosened. The man who wanted to slip away and live outside his government, losing its benefits and escaping its obligations, found it an easy thing to do. The World Committee didn't mind. It had more things to worry over than the irresponsibles and malcontents. And there were plenty of them. The farmers, for instance, who lost their way of life with the coming of hydroponics. Many of them found it hard to fit into industrial life. So what? So they slipped away. They reverted to a primitive life. They raised a few crops, they hunted game, they trapped, they cut wood, did a little stealing now and then. Deprived of a livelihood, they went back to the soil, all the way back, and the soil took care of them."