XLV.
A cat seeing a mouse with a piece of cheese, said:
"I would not eat that, if I were you, for I think it is poisoned. However, if you will allow me to examine it, I will tell you certainly whether it is or not."
While the mouse was thinking what it was best to do, the cat had fully made up her mind, and was kind enough to examine both the cheese and the mouse in a manner highly satisfactory to herself, but the mouse has never returned to give his opinion.
XLVI.
An improvident man, who had quarrelled with his wife concerning household expenses, took her and the children out on the lawn, intending to make an example of her. Putting himself in an attitude of aggression, and turning to his offspring, he said:
"You will observe, my darlings, that domestic offences are always punished with a loss of blood. Make a note of this and be wise."
He had no sooner spoken than a starving mosquito settled upon his nose, and began to assist in enforcing the lesson.
"My officious friend," said the man, "when I require illustrations from the fowls of the air, you may command my patronage. The deep interest you take in my affairs is, at present, a trifle annoying."
"I do not find it so," the mosquito would have replied had he been at leisure, "and am convinced that our respective points of view are so widely dissimilar as not to afford the faintest hope of reconciling our opinions upon collateral points. Let us be thankful that upon the main question of bloodletting we perfectly agree."
When the bird had concluded, the man's convictions were quite unaltered, but he was too weak to resume the discussion; and, although blood is thicker than water, the children were constrained to confess that the stranger had the best of it.
This fable teaches.
XLVII.
"I hate snakes who bestow their caresses with interested partiality or fastidious discrimination," boasted a boa constrictor. "My affection is unbounded; it embraces all animated nature. I am the universal shepherd; I gather all manner of living things into my folds. Entertainment here for man and beast!"
"I should be glad of one of your caresses," said a porcupine, meekly; "it has been some time since I got a loving embrace."
So saying, he nestled snugly and confidingly against the large-hearted serpent-who fled.
A comprehensive philanthropy may be devoid of prejudices, but it has its preferences all the same.
XLVIII.
During a distressing famine in China a starving man met a fat pig, who, seeing no chance of escape, walked confidently up to the superior animal, and said:
"Awful famine! isn't it?"
"Quite dreadful!" replied the man, eyeing him with an evident purpose: "almost impossible to obtain meat."
"Plenty of meat, such as it is, but no corn. Do you know, I have been compelled to eat so many of your people, I don't believe there is an ounce of pork in my composition."
"And I so many that I have lost all taste for pork."
"Terrible thing this cannibalism!"
"Depends upon which character you try it in; it is terrible to be eaten."
"You are very brutal!"
"You are very fat."
"You look as if you would take my life."
"You look as if you would sustain mine."
"Let us 'pull sticks,'" said the now desperate animal, "to see which of us shall die."
"Good!" assented the man: "I'll pull this one."
So saying, he drew a hedge-stake from the ground, and stained it with the brain of that unhappy porker.
MORAL.-An empty stomach has no ears.
XLIX.
A snake, a mile long, having drawn himself over a roc's egg, complained that in its present form he could get no benefit from it, and modestly desired the roc to aid him in some way.
"Certainly," assented the bird, "I think we can arrange it."
Saying which, she snatched up one of the smaller Persian provinces, and poising herself a few leagues above the suffering reptile, let it drop upon him to smash the egg.
This fable exhibits the folly of asking for aid without specifying the kind and amount of aid you require.
L.
An ox meeting a man on the highway, asked him for a pinch of snuff, whereupon the man fled back along the road in extreme terror.
"Don't be alarmed," said a horse whom he met; "the ox won't bite you."
The man gave one stare and dashed across the meadows.
"Well," said a sheep, "I wouldn't be afraid of a horse; he won't kick."
The man shot like a comet into the forest.
"Look where you're going there, or I'll thrash the life out of you!" screamed a bird into whose nest he had blundered.
Frantic with fear, the man leapt into the sea.
"By Jove! how you frightened me," said a small shark.
The man was dejected, and felt a sense of injury. He seated himself moodily on the bottom, braced up his chin with his knees, and thought for an hour. Then he beckoned to the fish who had made the last remark.
"See here, I say," said he, "I wish you would just tell me what in thunder this all means."
"Ever read any fables?" asked the shark.
"No-yes-well, the catechism, the marriage service, and-"
"Oh, bother!" said the fish, playfully, smiling clean back to the pectoral fins; "get out of this and bolt your Æsop!"
The man did get out and bolted.
[This fable teaches that its worthy author was drunk as a loon.-TRANSLATOR.]
LI.
A lion pursued by some villagers was asked by a fox why he did not escape on horseback.
"There is a fine strong steed just beyond this rock," said the fox. "All you have to do is to get on his back and stay there."
So the lion went up to the charger and asked him to give him a lift.
"Certainly," said the horse, "with great pleasure."
And setting one of his heels into the animal's stomach, he lifted him. about seven feet from the ground.
"Confound you!" roared the beast as he fell back.
"So did you," quietly remarked the steed.
LII.
A Mahout who had dismounted from his elephant, and was quietly standing on his head in the middle of the highway, was asked by the animal why he did not revert and move on.
"You are making a spectacle of yourself," said the beast.
"If I choose to stand upside down," replied the man, "I am very well aware that I incur the displeasure of those who adhere with slavish tenacity to the prejudices and traditions of society; but it seems to me that rebuke would come with a more consistent grace from one who does not wear a tail upon his nose."
This fable teaches that four straight lines may enclose a circle, but there will be corners to let.
LIII.
A dog meeting a strange cat, took her by the top of the back, and shook her for a considerable period with some earnestness. Then depositing her in a ditch, he remarked with gravity:
"There, my feline friend! I think that will teach you a wholesome lesson; and as punishment is intended to be reformatory, you ought to be grateful to me for deigning to administer it."
"I don't think of questioning your right to worry me," said the cat, getting her breath, "but I should like to know where you got your licence to preach at me. Also, if not inconsistent with the dignity of the court, I should wish to be informed of the nature of my offence; in order that I may the more clearly apprehend the character of the lesson imparted by its punishment."