Life must be simple when you have no conscience and enough power to just say you want something and have people bust their butts to get it for you.
Morley spoke for the first time. "The gods must be holding a barn dance." The thunder had gotten unruly.
Chodo made a sign. Sadler took two sacks from beneath the kingpin's chair. He tossed me one and handed a bigger one to Morley. Morley's two thousand, I supposed. Sadler said, "You've been avoiding the waterbug races, I hear."
A thug came in and whispered to Crask. He looked excited.
Morley told Sadler, "I've been trying."
Sadler looked at the sack and smiled, confident Dotes couldn't resist betting now, confident that money would find its way home.
Crask said, "Sadler, problems. Out front." He took off. Everybody but Chodo and a bodyguard went with him.
Chodo said, "I'll keep in touch, Mr. Garrett. Let me know when you find the woman. Crask will take you home once he's dealt with whatever is brewing out there."
I nodded, turned away, dismissed.
He had such confidence in Sadler and Crask. But confidence was one of the attributes that took him to the pinnacle of TunFaire's underworld.
Morley didn't move. He'd received some sign that Chodo wanted to talk privately.
I headed to the front door, bemused. I'd made an alliance with the man I disliked most in this world.
I hoped I wouldn't regret it.
29
I stepped out of Chodo's house into weirdness like nothing I'd ever seen.
Crask, Sadler, a dozen goons and a herd of thunder lizards had gathered out front. They gawked at the heavens.
The storm kicking up the racket didn't cover more than a few acres of sky. And it was headed straight for Chodo's place. I'd never seen a storm so close to the ground.
Lights bobbed inside that thunderhead, three the color of candle flames, the fourth a malignant red. When the cloud arrived, the yellow lights dropped toward the crowd on the lawn. When they got closer I saw that they were three guys walking on air, all of them in old-time armor.
The mind works funny. I didn't boggle over them walking on air; I wondered what museum they'd robbed to get their iron suits.
A couple of thugs headed for the house. Their eyes were huge when they stampeded past me. Crask and Sadler decided their move made practical sense and ordered everybody inside. They weren't equipped to face men in armor, let alone guys who pranced on moonbeams.
They pushed by without a word. Inside, Crask and Sadler started yelling about crossbows and pikes and whatnot. If they had the weapons they'd know how to use them. They'd served their five in the Cantard, too.
Nobody invited me to the party.
My feelings weren't hurt.
The first floating guy touched down. The light around him faded. He took a step toward me, raising a hand.
The thunder lizards hit him. They took him apart in two blinks of an eye. Lucky for him he was wearing plate. Without armor they would've killed him quick.
The other two changed their minds about coming down. I don't know what they'd thought they were headed into, but they weren't here to become monster snacks. They hung there trying to decide what to do. The lizards started snapping at their heels. The guys decided to go up a little.
They started whipping lightning bolts around. The thunder lizards were too dumb to hightail it but Garrett knows when he's overmatched.
As I turned away I noticed the red light was missing from the thunderhead.
I got a bad feeling.
Crask, Sadler, and the boys went racing outside, carrying enough deadly equipment to mount a siege. I hadn't seen any of the big wizardries during my war, but I'd seen enough little ones to realize those flying guys could be in trouble.
They couldn't do three things at once. If they protected themselves from missiles and kept flailing around with thunderbolts, they were going to have to come down. Bingo. Instant monster munchies.
It was not my worry. I was headed for the pool.
The whole manor shook.
I hit the doorway and skidded to a halt.
Something was tearing its way into the pool room through the roof, going at it like the place was made of paper. A big, shiny, ugly, purplish-black face like that of a fangy gorilla glared through the hole. Then it started ripping the hole bigger.
Damn, it was huge!
Chodo's bodyguard headed for it. I don't know what he thought he was going to do. Maybe he just wanted to show the boss how brave he was.
I arrived beside Morley and Chodo. "Might be smart to get him out of here. That thing don't look sociable."
It dropped through the hole, and landed at the far end of the pool, fifty feet away. It was twelve feet tall, had six arms, and might have been the thing on those temple coins. It wavered as though I was seeing it through an intense heat shimmer. Or as though it didn't know if it wanted to be a six-armed gorilla or something even uglier.
Chodo's bodyguard stopped charging. I guess he had suffered a fit of sense.
Morley said, "I think you're right."
The thing jumped Chodo's man before he could turn around. Their struggle was a one-second contest. Pieces of thug flew. The ape thing munched on a leg and eyed the rest of us.
Chodo cursed. Morley got his chair moving. I dipped a hand into a pocket. This seemed like the time.
The thing roared and charged. I let fly with the ruby bottle Peridont had given me. It splattered on the monster's chest. I spun to race Morley and the kingpin.
The monster skidded to a halt, scratched itself, and woofed puzzledly before it let out a howl. I reached the doorway and turned.
Flesh dribbled down the thing's chest like wax on a candle. And it was evaporating, shedding a red mist. It screamed and clawed itself and threw gelatinous gobbets of itself that splattered on the marble floor, evaporated, left pitted stains. It went into convulsions, tumbled into the pool, thrashed the water into a scarlet lather.
Morley said, "I'd hate to be the one who has to clean that up."
Chodo croaked, "Now it's a life I owe you, Mr. Garrett."
And Morley said, "Garrett, I grow ever more fearful that someday I'll be with you and you won't have a trick up your sleeve."
"Me too, Morley. Me too."
"What the hell was that thing?"
"Tell me and we'll both know."
"Never mind," Chodo growled. "Talk later. Take me to the front door.''
He was right. We weren't out of anything yet. There was a brawl out front.
We arrived as it broke up. Most of the thunder lizards and half the thugs were out of action. But the effort put out by the airborne guys cost them, too. An athletic lizard caught one with a flying leap and dragged him down. The other, with about twenty missiles stuck in his armor, shot off like a comet going the wrong way.
Crask and Sadler noticed their boss. They came over as fast as they could limp.
Chodo told them, "Gentlemen, I'm angry." He didn't sound it. He's one of those guys who is at his nastiest when he seems his coolest. "There will be no more surprises."
The house and grounds shuddered. A scarlet fog belched through the spine of the house and dispersed in the breeze.
A diminished thunderhead went off with the last sky walker. And the sun peeked over the horizon, checking to see if it was safe to come out.
Chodo told his boys, "Find those people. Kill them." What a sweetheart. He looked at me and Morley. "Have someone drive these men home." He seemed blind to the fact that Crask and Sadler had been knocked around like shuttlecocks. "Here come Cage and Fletcher. Get their reports. Then move."
Two thugs were coming up the drive, their chins dragging on the ground.