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There are two types of people in the world: those who enjoy eating barbecued ribs and those who are turned off by gnawing on pig bones covered in goop.
The Twin Anchors Restaurant amp; Tavern has a long, storied history of serving the former. Pork ribs have been its bread and butter for eighty years, including the period during Prohibition when it was a speakeasy, providing patrons with Chicago-made moonshine in soda pop bottles. Decades ago, Frank Sinatra loved the joint, as did every notable Outfit member, and sometimes they found themselves at the same table with him, and sometimes Grandpa Enzo was at that table too. Remembering that it was Detective Smelt’s hangout of choice, plus her possible Outfit connections, led me back to the notebook, where I learned all of this and more. Apparently, Grandpa Enzo even bought a piece of the business from its owner, someone named Roberto, whose last name isn’t supplied. It doesn’t tell what happened next, only that my grandpa eventually sold his piece, and that was that.
The notebook mentions that the Twin Anchors has a Capone Door.
Hopefully I wouldn’t need it.
Hopefully Detective Smelt wouldn’t be the she-devil I suspected she was.
I pushed through the entrance without the gun, armed only with ghiaccio furioso and a determination to use it on her just as I had Uncle Buddy. It was a cozy place with a cheery bar and Sinatra murmuring from the jukebox, and although I’d never met the detective, I spotted her immediately at a round leather booth in the corner. She wasn’t a she-devil, but she was a ghost, or a zombie, and she looked up at me and smiled.
“Sara Jane,” she said in that unmistakable voice, a piercing combination of West Side Chicago and a phlegmatic lion.
“Elzy?” I said to my dead nanny, because, despite the black beehive that had been replaced by a henna buzz cut, and despite the retro-mod wardrobe that had been replaced by no-nonsense detective wear, she still wore the cat’s-eye glasses, and it was still her. I approached slowly, sensing movement bristling around me, her people ready to pounce if I did. “It’s not possible. I went to your funeral.”
“You went to the funeral of an empty casket,” she said. “Have a seat. You want a Coke or something?”
I sat heavily, staring, until I managed to say, “Do my parents know?”
“That I didn’t die? Of course not, that would have ruined it.”
“Ruined what?” I said.
“Me taking over the Outfit. That’s why I need the notebook,” Elzy said, sipping something brown with cherries in it.
I paused, watching her lick her lips with a pointed little tongue. “You know about the notebook?” I asked.
“I know about a lot of things I’m not supposed to know. But for heaven’s sake, be patient, we’ve got some catching up to do,” she said with a wink. “Personally, I’m an expert at being patient. I waited years for the opportunity to take over the Outfit, and then your grandpa Enzo provided it by dying. Or, I should say, your dad provided it, by being himself. Brains, tenacity, DNA-Anthony Rispoli had everything it took to eventually become boss of the whole Outfit. The problem is that he had too much.” She pointed a finger, saying, “He had you and your little brother. Oh, many were the conversations I eavesdropped upon, hearing him tell your mom how he didn’t want you and Lou to ever have anything to do with the Outfit, how he loved you far too much to allow it to poison your pristine little souls. Over time, I realized that when Enzo died someday, your dad would be caught in a moral quandary-do I continue on in the Outfit tradition, or do I take my family and disappear? — and that pause for reflection, that dropping of the guard, so to speak, would be my chance to pounce for the notebook.”
“In other words, you were waiting not only to exploit my dad’s conscience, but also his grief,” I said, hearing the acid in my voice.
Elzy nodded, smiling proudly. “In the old days, Outfit thieves pulled a nifty move called a ‘Rest in Peace.’ They’d scan obituaries for funeral times of the wealthy dead, and while the family wept at the graveside, they’d ransack their homes. So yeah, it’s something like that.” She sipped at her drink and then waved her hand, saying, “You like this place? Snug, isn’t it? Personally, I love it-I grew up here, did you know that?” I shook my head like a mummy, and she said, “My father owned it.”
“Roberto. .?” I said, recalling what I’d read in the notebook.
“His nickname was Bobo. .”
“Zanzara,” I said. “Your last name. Bobo Zanzara. . didn’t he work for my grandpa at the bakery?”
“Very good,” she said. “Yes indeed, in the kitchen, just like an indentured servant. It was quite a comedown from having been the owner of such a glorious front business like this one, but he had no choice. You see, Daddy had a dice problem, as in they refused to roll his way. He ran a successful gambling operation for the Outfit but was a terrible gambler himself, and he lost his piece of Twin Anchors back to the Outfit.”
“His piece,” I said. “My grandpa owned the other piece.”
“That’s where the story gets bitter,” she said with a mirthless smile, crinkling her nose. “Of course you know that your grandfather was counselor-at-large for the Outfit. He had power and he had money. . it would’ve been so easy for him to simply give his piece of Twin Anchors to Daddy. Your grandfather didn’t need it and wouldn’t have missed it, while Daddy needed it desperately.”
“But wouldn’t your father have just gambled it away, too?”
“That’s not the point!” she hissed. “Enzo Rispoli sold his piece to the Outfit and made a tidy profit, and then took my father into the bakery like. . like an employee!”
“Maybe my grandpa was just trying to help him,” I said.
“My father didn’t need help,” she said. “He was a proud son of Buondiavolo, born in the hills of Sicily, just like your people. . well maybe not just like your people. But he deserved power! He deserved respect! And what did he get? An apron and a cookie sheet.”
“It’s better than nothing, isn’t it?” I said. “At least it was an honest living.”
Elzy snorted, emptied her glass, and said, “Let’s cut the bullshit, sweetie. There was nothing honest going on behind closed kitchen doors at Rispoli amp; Sons Fancy Pastries. From Nunzio’s molasses business to Enzo holding court at Club Molasses to your dad being crowned counselor-at-large, your family was just one big multigenerational lie. And what do you have to show for it? Ninety years of a Rispoli family tradition of crime and that precious little notebook packed full of black secrets.”
Elzy’s speech was poisonous and targeted, but it didn’t hurt-by then I had already been wounded by the truth of my family. Instead, it gave me an insight, and I said, “It was Bobo, wasn’t it? He found out about the notebook.”
“Indeed he did,” Elzy said, grinning broadly.
“Your dad wasn’t just a lousy gambler. He was a disloyal sneak who spied on my grandpa at the bakery.”
Her eyes flashed, as if she hadn’t expected me to hit back so accurately. “Daddy suspected the notebook was hidden in Club Molasses and was caught trying to climb into the oven one night after hours by Enzo the Baker. And your sweet little grandfather, always the soul of charity, called on the Outfit to dole out punishment. Of course he couldn’t admit that the notebook existed, so he told them that Daddy had stolen a large sum of money from the bakery. The Outfit framed Daddy on a trumped-up charge of something or other, and in the blink of an eye, he was sent to prison for life. Except. .”
“My grandpa wouldn’t do that,” I said, not sure of my assertion in the least.
“His sentence lasted only a few weeks before he was stabbed by an inmate. Typical prison death, they said. Murder for hire, I said. Of course, in order to survive, I had to pretend to believe that the absurd frame-up that sent Daddy away was real, pretend to be ashamed of him, and pretend to know nothing about the notebook. Except that I did.” A fresh drink was delivered. Elzy sipped and said, “Daddy told me he’d overheard your grandpa telling your father when he was just a young man that the notebook contained a secret so powerful, whoever possessed it could control the Outfit.”