"Are you okay, Smitty?" Remo asked worriedly.
"Do you recall a popular story about Sam Beasley?" Smith asked in a dry croak.
"That he drew all his own cartoons?"
"He did," Chiun inserted. "Everyone knows this."
"No. That upon his death the company had his body frozen in ice and preserved against the day a cure could be found for his failing heart."
"Boy, I haven't heard that in a long time. That was a myth, wasn't it? People said he was entombed under Star Mountain."
Smith looked upward. "Unless I miss my guess, we are under what remains of Star Mountain."
Remo folded his lean arms. "So?"
"Remo, I am leaning against a cryogenic chamber designed to store a single human body in suspended animation," Smith said.
Remo's face acquired a strange expression. "Animation?"
Smith nodded. "The sign on the door says 'Reanimation,' " he pointed out.
Remo's eyes took on a look of deep horror. "You're not serious!"
"Remo, how many trucks did you see evacuating this installation?"
"For crying out loud!" Remo said plaintively. "This is Uncle Sam Beasley we're talking about!"
"How many?" Smith repeated.
"Six or seven."
"Hmmm. How many Ultima Hora soldiers were killed in Big Cypress?"
"Oh, twenty or so. Not a lot."
Smith frowned. He returned to the Animation Room, Remo and Chiun in tow, and splashed the drawings with his fading penlight.
"According to these," he said slowly, "a force of at least company strength is to be involved in the Zapata assault."
"That's what, a hundred men?"
"Exactly," said Smith, setting his briefcase on the tabletop model of Cuba. He flipped it open and lifted the receiver.
"Mr. President," he said after a brief pause. "This is Smith. I am afraid I have some bad news."
"Bad," groaned Remo in a sick voice. "This is terrible."
"I told you so," said the Master of Sinanju tartly.
But Remo Williams paid no heed. He was thinking that this wasn't over yet. He had wanted the guy who gave the orders to have Ultima Hora slaughtered. If Harold Smith was right, Remo was going to get his wish.
Smith completed his call and faced them stonily.
"The President agrees with my assessment of the situation."
Remo swallowed. "Which is?"
"You are to go to Guantanamo Naval Air Station. Immediately."
"Where's that?" Remo wanted to know.
"Cuba."
"You're sending us to a Cuban air base?"
"No, an American one."
"Since when do we have an air base on Cuba?" Remo demanded.
"Since 1903," Harold Smith said flatly.
Guantanamo Naval Air Station sprawled on the tail of the alligator shape that was the island of Cuba. It was surrounded by anti-submarine nets on the Guantanamo Bay side, and electrified fences, guard towers, and the largest mine field ever laid on the landward perimeters.
Hostile forces of the elite Cuban Frontier Brigade were picketed beyond the fence, always watching. Cuban aircraft buzzed this vast acreage daily. Other than by air or sea, the only way in or out was through a fenced-off corridor between the approximately fifty thousand antipersonnel mines.
On this, the second day of the Cuban crisis, no one was walking the narrow enclosure.
Navy Captain Bob Brown was explaining the crisis to his visitors as they stepped out of the C-130 cargo plane.
"Fidel's gone too far this time," he said bitterly. "I've skippered this place ten years now. It's never been this bad. Never!"
Remo looked past the airfield. "Gitmo"-as the captain had called it-was bigger than he'd imagined. It also looked pretty peaceful for a base that was, after all, in the middle of an enemy nation. He spotted a church steeple, nice homes-even the golden arches of a McDonald's.
"I don't see any trouble," said Remo, as they climbed into a waiting jeep. The captain drove.
"They blockaded our front gate!" he said savagely. "Nobody can go in or out. And we're on Water Condition Bravo."
"How bad is that?"
"How bad? I'll tell you how bad. The desalinization plant it on the fritz. There's been no water for the fairway for three weeks straight, and we're down to doing the wash on alternate days."
"Fairway?"
"We're blessed with an eighteen-holer. How do they expect us to defend democracy, if we can't break the monotony with a few rounds now and then?"
"Listen Captain-"
"Skipper. Call me Skipper. Everybody calls me Skipper."
"Let's get back to the security problem," Remo said.
"Problem? It's an unmitigated disaster! They've always allowed our Cuban help to pass through the front gate freely. The wash is not only backed up for lack of water, but we don't have anybody to do it." He plucked at his uniform. "Look at this. Wrinkled worse than my granny's face. And the fairway! The shade trees are dying. Ever try to play through eighteen holes without benefit of shade? It'll throw you off your game quicker than dysentery."
Remo was sitting beside the captain. He used his foot to press the captain's boot onto the brake. The jeep lurched to a halt. Remo grabbed the captain by the throat and squeezed.
"Listen," he bit out. "I'm only going to say this once. Never mind who we are. We represent the highest authorities. Got that? They sent us here to do a job. Out beyond the fence. Are you with me so far?"
Remo allowed the man a sip of air. It went whistling in past his larynx and came out a strangled grunt.
"I'll take that as a glimmer of understanding," said Remo. "Now, we don't have a lot of time. Take us to the entrance gate, and we'll leave you to your miserable existence."
Navy Captain Bob Brown went pale. His eyes seemed to retreat into his head. Remo encouraged him with a squeeze, then released him.
The captain got the jeep going. It went racing past a crushed-coral golf course dotted with wilting mango trees, toward a line of guard towers manned by sharpshooters. Beyond were purple mountains and scooting fluffy clouds.
Moments later, the jeep pulled up at the inner-perimeter fence. There were triangular red signs that warned:
DANGER/PELIGRO MINES/MINAS
"I take it this is the famous minefield," Remo said.
"Yes, sir."
"Don't 'sir' me. I'm a civilian." Remo spied a long thin dirt path through the field. Hurricane fences paralleled it.
"That the way out?" he asked.
"They've threatened to shoot anyone who sets foot on it," Captain Brown offered.
"They say anything about walking through the minefield?"
"No. But that's certain death."
"Only if you step on a mine," said Remo. He turned in his seat and said, "Coming, Little Father?"
The Master of Sinanju stepped from the vehicle. His face was tight.
"I do not like this assignment."
"You've been saying that all through the plane ride. Give it a rest."
Captain Brown looked interested. "You guys here to smoke Castro by any chance?"
"Hear hear," Chiun said.
"He wishes," Remo grumbled. "But orders are different this time out. We gotta protect him."
"From who?"
"Believe me, you'll sleep better if you don't know."
They started toward the minefield.
The captain called after them, "Hey, good luck! This base may have its down side, but there's no drugs, no guns, no juvenile delinquency, and no crime. I'd hate to be evaced to the States. It's not safe up there."
Chiun frowned. "I do not understand this lunacy." "What lunacy?" asked Remo, as they approached the minefield fence. "The lunacy of being sent to protect Castro, or the lunacy of the skipper back there?"
"Both lunacies. If this bearded tyrant rules this island, why does he suffer the presence of his enemies? And if he is so weak as to allow this, why does Emperor Smith not simply have us dispatch him?"