“Say,” said Arbogast Smith. “What’s this all about, anyway?”
“We don’t want to know,” Mo said quickly. “It’s something that happened somewhere else, maybe a long time ago. We got nothing to do with it.”
“Now you’re being smart,” the stocky one said, and took from his coat pocket a Smith & Wesson Police Special.38 caliber revolver. “Real smart,” he said.
The bald-headed one, taking from his pocket a nine-millimeter Luger, said, “You will both enter the closet. You will entertain one another with conundrums for seventeen minutes, a number I assure you has no particular significance, and then you may, if you wish, contact the authorities.”
Arbogast Smith and Mo Mowgli entered the closet. The stocky one shut the door. “Now what?” he said.
The bald-headed one bent over and peered at the shoes to be seen under the doors of stalls 1, 2, and 8. He pointed the Luger at Stall 8, saying, “Patent leather. That will be our man, I wager.”
The three walked down to Stall Number 8. The stocky one pushed open the door. “You’re right. There he is.”
Within, Fingers Fogelheimer stood cowering against the back wall. “Don’t!” he cried, clutching the attaché case containing his manuscript to his chest. “I tried to explain to the mob, I tried—”
“We are not from the mob, as you phrase it,” the bald-headed one said coldly.
Fingers Fogelheimer blinked. “You’re not?”
“We are from Literature,” the elegant one said.
The three guns roared.
2
When the guns roared, Herbert Q. Luminous heard a scream from the next stall, and at first he didn’t stop to realize that the scream had come from the throat of a woman.
He had been deep in despairing doubt, wondering what on earth was keeping Floozey from keeping their appointment and joining him here so the two of them could hit out for Acapulco and the good life together. Of course, he had no way of knowing that Floozey, who also bore a passing resemblance to Milton “Mad Dog” Mendelsohn, had also passed through Merrick, Long Island, this morning, and was now, as a result, in the cell next to Roland Redwing, her fingerprints having been established as belonging to Ruth Helen Deutscher, wanted for the mass murder of twenty-seven Doberman pinschers in Plattsburgh, New York, on January 17, 1946. (It was in all the true detective magazines.)
However, when the scream from next door was repeated, Herbert did at last come awake to the fact that it was a female screaming, and he wondered: Floozey? In the next stall?
Leaping to his feet, he rushed out of the stall only to see Carolina Weiss rushing out of the stall next door. Not Floozey after all, but someone else, a woman he’d never seen before. “Oh, excuse me,” he said. “I thought you were somebody else.”
“I’ve been so terrified,” Carolina said. She knew she was babbling, but she couldn’t help it. “Sitting in there all day, and then those shots—”
“Say,” Herbert said. “What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this, anyway?”
“Oh, I don’t know anymore!” Carolina wailed. “I came here this morning, and ...” And she found herself telling this calm-eyed stranger everything that had happened to her, from the day she fell on the mattresses up to this very moment.
What was there about self-revelation that was so contagious? Herbert found that he too wanted to Tell All, to get this secret life off his chest at last, and as soon as Carolina was done with her story he rapidly sketched in his.
Carolina, watching him as she listened, thought, He’s a man. He’s all man. And when Herbert was done talking she said, “Your friend hasn’t showed up. My friend hasn’t showed up. But here I am with all this money in my valpack.”
“And here I am,” Herbert said, “with all this money in my satchel.”
“Plus,” Carolina said, “I’ve got some oddball mothballs I’ll show you later.”
“You know what we could do,” Herbert said.
“Yes,” she said breathlessly.
“Yes,” he said breathlessly.
“Acapulco,” she said breathlessly.
“You bet your bird,” he said breathlessly.
In the meantime, Arbogast Smith and Mo Mowgli had rushed from the storage closet to survey the carnage in Stall Number 8. Paper was everywhere. “It’s been written on,” Mo said, “but I think we could still use it here. Waste not, want not.”
Arbogast Smith turned to the couple just leaving, carrying a valpack and a satchel. “You two better stick around to be witnesses,” he said.
“We don’t have time to be witnesses!” cried Herbert. “We’re about to become participants!” And they raced off heedlessly into the rain drenching an already-drenched city.
9:00 P.M
Fred Dingbat was tired. It had been a long day, one hell of a long day, ever since six o’clock this morning, threading this mighty Crosstown bus through the ever-changing maze of the city. And the rain had poured down out of the sky, which was above, drenching an already-drenched city. And a million life stories had played out another portion of their tales all around him, in the seething metropolis: New York.
But now it was nearing its close, the long day, one of the longest days of Fred Dingbat’s life. Supervisor Cracky had been by a little while ago to promise him this was the last circuit he would have to make, that at Twelfth Avenue his replacement was awaiting him at last. And Fred could go home, back to the wife and children, back to all his own private personal problems, back to the memory of those frozen moments in Korea, when ...
But no. He wasn’t going to think about that anymore. Not ever.
The Bryant Park Comfort Station. Looking out the rain-flecked windshield of his behemoth of the buslines, Fred saw that the Comfort Station was closed for the night. Mo Mowgli was standing there at the bus stop, in the rain, waiting.
Fred stopped. The bus door opened. Mo plodded aboard. “Evening, Fred.”
“Evening, Mo.”
Mo sat down in his usual seat. “I’m tired,” he admitted.
“Heard you had some excitement today,” Fred commented.
“A day like any other day,” Mo said wearily. “And I was there.”
They rode in companionable silence, these two, both vital parts in the mighty machine that makes up western civilization, both humble in their station and yet proud of their purpose in the greater scheme of things.
At Ninth Avenue, Mo left the bus, stepping down into the rain drenching an already-drenched city.
“Night, Mo,” Fred said.
“Night, Fred,” Mo said.
Fred drove on. There were no passengers in the bus, except for one gent sleeping toward the rear. He’d been there for quite a while, sleeping, and Fred hadn’t wanted to disturb him. A stocky swarthy man in a London Fog raincoat with a pencil moustache, he was one of half a dozen similar men who had come aboard as one man a couple of hours ago, whence all but this one had since departed.
A heavy sleeper, thought Fred. Funny how the stopping and starting of the bus didn’t wake him. Well, Fred would wake him at the end of this run, the last run of the day, when he got to Twelfth Avenue.
Fred looked out the rain-swept windshield of the mighty omnibus. Far ahead he could see his replacement standing on the sidewalk, waiting for him. Fred looked up. The rain was stopping, at long last.
It would be a nice day, tomorrow.