When you really should be blaming the gray aliens, right? Jack thought.
"It's like her brain's gone five hundred years back in time," Zaleski said, shaking his head. "You should hear her go on about computers666 chips and other eschatological bullshit. Thinks they're tools of the Devil."
He grimaced as a guy in an "Area 51" cap and a blue jumpsuit studded with UFO badges strolled by. The front was open to reveal his T-shirt. It read: Abduct me now! I wanna go home!
"Asshole," Zaleski said under his breath. "Why the fuck did Roma invite jerks like him into SESOUP?
Can't figure it. They make me crazy. Trend-humping dilettantes. UFO fansfans, can you believe it? This is serious shit and they make a fucking hobby out of it." He growled. "Guess I can't blame them. They've got the government, Madison Avenue, and Hollywood messing with their heads."
"Hollywood?"
"Christ, yes. Those bastards were bought off a long time ago. Spielberg's the worst. I wonder what MJ-12 paid him to do Close Encounters of the Third Kind and ET. Those two films started the whole aliens-are-cute, aliens-are-our-friends bullshit. Men in Black was another, probably the most blatant example, and unquestionably financed by MJ-12 to make the MIBs look ridiculous. But that's their tactic: Take a fucking serious problem and defang it by making a joke out of it." He ground out his cigarette. "And where Hollywood leaves off, Madison Avenue takes up."
"The advertising industry's in on it too, huh?"
"From Day One. Just watch the fucking tube for an hour and you'll see flying saucers delivering Maytags or families of gray aliens driving around in Buicks. None of that's accidental. They've trivialized the grays. When the aliens finally reveal themselves, they'll be welcomed with open arms and given the keys to the whole fucking planet."
Jack spotted a pair of orthodox rabbis walking by. "Look," he said, shrinking back. "Men in black."
"Oh, you're a comedian," Zaleski said sourly, but Jack sensed him battling a smile. "You're no Jan Murray of course, but you're a real fucking comedian."
"Sorry," Jack said, not sorry at all. "Couldn't resist." And then he remembered the two men in the black sedan on the Castelemans' street last night. He hadn't got a good look at them, but they'd appeared to be dressed in black.
"Seriously, though," Jack said. "Have you ever actually seen one of these men in black?"
"No, and I'd like to keep it that way, thank you very much. They're supposed to be mean SOBs."
"What do they look like?"
"Like men in black suits, ties, and hats, with white shirts, and black sunglasses. They wear their sunglasses all the time."
"Even at night?"
"Word is they're human-alien hybrids, supposedly with very pale skin, and eyes that are very sensitive to light. Usually tool around in black sedans ... with the headlights off."
Jack felt a prickle at the base of his spine. Zaleski was describing last night's car and its passengers to a T. And what about that black sedan out in Monroe? He didn't believe for a moment in human-alien hybrids, but he couldn't discount the very real possibility that he was being watched ... and followed. How else would they cross paths in Monroe and Elmhurst? No one but Oscar Schaffer knew about the Queens job. Could Schaffer be involved in?
Wait. Stop. I'm beginning to think like a SESOUPer.
But the idea that someoneanyonewas dogging him changed the prickle in his back to a crawly sensation in his gut. Who? And why?
"You all right?" Zaleski said.
"Yeah, why?"
"You looked like you went away for a while."
"Just thinking."
"Thinking's good." He rose and flipped his cigarette toward the curb. "And right now I'm thinking I'm freezing my ass off out here. Let's go inside. I think I'll check out Miles's panel. Wanna come along?"
"Maybe I'll sneak in later. I want to check out the exhibit room."
"Yeah, well, don't expect to find any fucking exhibits," he said with sudden heat. "It should be called the huckster room. Nothing but piles of worthless shit for sale in there."
"I think I'll check it out anyway," Jack said. Still a ways to go before he was due at Gia's, and he wondered where Zaleski's resentment was coming from.
"Go ahead," Zaleski tossed over his shoulder as he walked away. "You'll see what I mean."
4
Jim Zaleski fled the New World Order panel after about ten minutes. What a load of paranoid horseshit. Miles and his crew were totally clueless. They'd taken every lousy crumb of disinformation MJ-12 had tossed their way and swallowed it whole.
But even if Jim had found the panel vaguely interesting, he doubted he would have been able to focus on what was being discussed. He had Jack Shelby on his mind.
Something strange about that dude. Nothing Jim could put his finger on, but something was not fucking right.
For one thing, he didn't talk enough. He made a comment here and there, but mostly he listened. That could be because he was a newbiehe did seem genuinely ignorant of even the basics of ufologybut it might also mean he was a spy of some sort. And not necessarily from MJ-12 or the grays. Last year a writer had come to a UFO convention and pretended to be an experiencer ... He'd hung around, talking, listening, and secretly recording everything on a hidden mike. A few months later an article about SESOUP appeared in The Skeptical Inquirer. None of the quotes had been directly attributed beyond "a man said" this and "a woman said" that, but Jim had recognized a couple of his own comments, and had been furious.
You couldn't be too careful about whom you spoke to these days.
Maybe that was what it was about Jack Shelbyhis vague air of amusement. Nothing overt, but a sense that he found SESOUP and its members ... ridiculous.
Was he another Skeptical Inquirer type playing games? They didn't believe in anything. Probably even had doubts about gravity. But they'd be true believers soon enough. They were like the guy who's falling from the top of a skyscraper, and when people at the windows he's plummeting past ask him how he's doing, he says, "So far, so good!"
But it won't be so good when the grays reveal themselves, Jim thought. I'll have the last laugh, but BFD: nothing funny about Earth being turned into a cattle ranch.
Might not be a bad idea to check Shelby out while he wasn't looking. He'd said he was going to the huckster room. Jim hated the place, but supposed he could handle a quick fly-by without blowing his stack.
He headed for the room marked "Exhibit Area." Jim had lobbied Professor Roma against a huckster room, saying it put SESOUP in the same league as a Star Trek or comic book convention, but Roma had said he found the dealers' wares amusing. "Wares"the pompous ass had actually use the word "wares."
He stepped inside and paused at the door. The "Exhibit Area" room always looked the same: long tables lining the perimeter and squared off in the center, each displaying the hucksters' junk. Always the same dealers, who all knew each other. Like gypsiesmore like camp followers, reallythey followed a circuit of conspiracy conventions.
Keeping an eye out for Shelby, Jim wandered past rows of books and pamphlets on astral projection, the secrets of interdimensional travel, even something called the Cholesterol Conspiracy ("People with the highest cholesterol live the longest!!! ").
I might have to come back and check that one out, he thought.