But where the hell was Schaffer?
Thereacross the street off to his left, a bustling portly form hurrying away. Jack caught the developer as he was opening the door to his Jaguar.
"What's going on?" Jack said.
Schaffer jumped at the sound of Jack's voice. His already white face went two shades paler.
"Get away from me!"
He jumped into the car but Jack caught the door before he could slam it. He pulled the keys from Schaffer's trembling fingers.
"I think we'd better talk. Unlock the doors."
Jack went around to the other side and slipped into the passenger seat. He tossed the keys back to Schaffer.
"All right. What's going on? The job's done. The guy's fixed. You didn't need an alibi because it was done by a prowler. What's your problem?"
Schaffer stared straight ahead through the windshield.
"How could you? I was so impressed with you the other day. The rogue with a code: 'Sometimes I make a mistake. If that happens, I like to be able to go back and fix it.' I really thought you were something else. I actually envied you. I never dreamed you could do what you did. Gus was a rotten son of a bitch, but you didn't have to ... " His voice trailed off.
Jack was baffled.
"You were the one who wanted him killed. I only broke his legs."
Schaffer turned to him, the fear in his eyes giving way to fury.
"Who do you think you're kidding? You really think I wouldn't find out?" He pulled a couple of folded sheets of paper from this pocket and tossed them at Jack. "I've read the medical examiner's preliminary notes!"
"Medical examiner? He's dead?" Clammy shock wormed through him. Dead hadn't been in the plan. "How?"
"As if you don't know! Gus was a scumbag and yes I wanted him dead, but I didn't want him tortured! I didn't want him ... mutilated!"
Confused, Jack scanned the notes. They described a man who'd been beaten, bludgeoned, bound by the hands, and had both tibias broken; then he'd been tortured and sexually mutilated with a Ginsu knife from his own kitchen before dying of shock due to blood loss from a severed carotid artery.
"It'll be in all the afternoon papers," Schaffer was saying. "You can add the clippings to your collection. I'm sure you've got a big one."
Jack squeezed his eyes shut for a few heartbeats, and reread the second half of the notes. His first reaction was relief of sortshe hadn't killed Gus. Then he thought of Olive's mutilated body. A connection? No, this seemed different. Olive's mutilation had been almost ritualistic, Gus's sounded far more personal, a revenge thing, fueled by boundless rage and betrayal.
Jack tossed the report onto Schaffer's lap and leaned back. He lowered the window. He felt the need for some air.
Finally he looked at Schaffer. "How'd you get those notes? Are they the real thing?"
"Who do you think you're dealing with? Half the new construction in Queens is mine! I got connections!"
"And where was Ceil supposed to be when all this"Jack waved the notes"was happening?"
"Where you left herlocked in the hall closet. She got out after she heard you leave. And to think she had to find Gus like that. Poor Ceil ... no one should have to see something like that. Especially her. She's been through enough." He slammed his fist against the Jag's mahogany steering wheel. "If I could make you pay"
"When did she phone the cops?"
"Don't worry about the cops. I paid you and that puts me in this as deep as you, so I won't be saying anything."
Jack was getting a little tired of Oscar Schaffer. "Answer me, dammit. When did she call the cops?"
"Right before calling mearound three A.M."
Jack shook his head. "Wow. Three hours ... she spent more than three hours on him."
"She? She who?"
"Your sister."
"Ceil? What the hell are you talking about?"
"When I left their house last night, Gus was on the living room floor, trussed up with two broken legsout cold, but very much alive."
"Bullshit!"
Jack gave him a cold stare. "Why should I lie? As you said, you're not going to dime me. And someday when you have time you should try to imagine how little I care what you think of me. So think hard about it, Oscar: why should I lie?"
Schaffer opened his mouth, then closed it again.
"I left Gus alive," Jack said. "When I was through with him, I opened the door to the closet where I'd put your sister, and took off. That was a little while before midnight."
"No," he said, but there was no force behind it. "You've got to be lying. You're saying Ceil" He swallowed. "She wouldn't ... she couldn't. Besides, she called me at three, from a neighbor's house, she'd only gotten free"
"Three hours. Three hours between the time I opened the closet door and the time she called you."
"No! Not Ceil! She ... "
He stared at Jack, and Jack met his gaze evenly.
"She had Gus all to herself after I left."
Slowly, like a dark stain seeping through heavy fabric, the truth took hold in Schaffer's eyes.
"Oh ... my ... God!"
He leaned his forehead against the steering wheel and closed his eyes. He looked like he was going to be sick. Jack gave him a few minutes.
"The other day you said she needed help. Now she really needs it."
"Poor Ceil!"
"Yeah. I don't pretend to understand it, but I guess she was willing to put up with anything from a man who said he loved her. But when she found out he didn'tand believe me, he let her know in no uncertain terms before he pulled the trigger on her."
"Trigger? What?"
"A long story. Ceil can tell you about it. But I guess when she found out how much he hated her, how he'd wanted her dead all these years, when she saw him ready to murder her, something must have snapped inside. When she came out of the closet and found him helpless on the living room floor ... I guess she just went a little crazy."
"A little crazy? You call what she did to Gus a little crazy?"
Jack shrugged and opened the car door.
"Your sister crammed ten years of payback into three hours. She's going to need a lot of help to recover from those ten years. And those three hours."
Schaffer pounded his steering wheel again. "Shit! Shit! Shit! It wasn't supposed to turn out like this!"
Jack got out and slammed the door. Schaffer leaned over the passenger and looked up at him though the open window.
"I guess things don't always go according to plan in your business."
"Hardly ever," Jack said.
"I gotta get back to Ceil."
Jack listened to the Jag's engine roar to life. As it screeched away, he headed for Abe's.
4
"Occam's what?"
"Occam's Razor," Abe said.
Jack had picked up half a dozen raisin bran muffins along the way. He'd also brought a tub of Smart Balance margarine in a separate bag. Abe had spread the sports section of the morning's Times on the counter and the two of them were cutting up their muffins. Parabellum hopped about, policing the crumbs.
"Kind of flaky, these muffins," Abe said. "They fresh?"
"Baked this morning." Jack didn't want to tell him they were low fat.
"Anyway, Occam's Razor is named after William of Occam, one of the world's great skeptics. And he was a skeptic back in the fourteenth century when it could be very unhealthy to be a skeptic. Such a skeptic he was, one of the popes wanted his head. Occam's Razor is something your friends in that chowder club"
"SESOUP," Jack said.