Coyote thought for a moment. "No, my money is at another hotel and I don't have a car."
"That's not a problem, sir. I'll call around a limo and drive you myself."
Minty steered Coyote out a side exit of the casino and walked him to the valet booth, where he ordered a limo from the attendant. In a moment a stretch Lincoln pulled up to the curb and an eager squire held the door while Coyote climbed in.
Minty adjusted the seat before climbing in; still, his knees were up around the wheel. As he drove he tried to form some sort of rationalization for his mistakes — something to wash him clean with the management. Perhaps the Indian would lose enough money to justify the lapses of judgment.
"Where are you staying, sir?"
"The Frontier."
Minty nodded and pulled out onto the strip. "Call Camelot," he said.
A series of beeps sounded in the car and a woman's voice came on the speaker. "Camelot."
"Desk, please."
"Thank you."
A series of clicks and a different voice. "Camelot, reservations."
"This is M.F.," Minty said. "I'm taking a customer to the Frontier. I'll return in a few minutes."
"Very good, sir. There's a message for you from upstairs. Do you want me to put you through?"
"No. Thank you." There was no sense in rushing to the mailbox if you knew there was a letter bomb waiting for you. "Off," Minty said. There was a click.
Coyote was hanging on the back of the seat, looking down at the cellular phone. "You can talk to machines?"
"Just this one. Voice activated so you can keep your hands on the wheel."
"I can talk to animals. Can you take other forms?"
Minty smiled. The Indian was a nut case, but at least he was an amusing nut case. "Actually," he said. "This is another form. In real life I'm a short Jewish woman."
"I wouldn't have known," Coyote said. "It must be the sunglasses." He looked at the dashboard. "Does this car tell you where you are?"
"No."
"Ha! Mine is better."
"Pardon me?"
"Follow that car," Coyote said, pointing ahead to a 280Z with a shattered back window turning off the strip.
For a second, Minty was tempted to follow the car, then he caught himself. "I can't do that, sir." What was it about this Indian that he could twist the world? If he wasn't fired when he got back to the casino, Minty decided he would hire a hooker to rub his temples and tell him that everything was okay until he believed it or ran out of money, whichever came first. Maybe the Indian was right about people wanting to be tricked.
"I need cigarettes," Coyote said.
"We have complimentary cigarettes at the casino, sir."
"No. I need some now. At that store." Coyote pointed to a minimart across the strip.
"As you wish," Minty said. He pulled the limo into the minimart and turned off the engine.
Coyote said, "I'm out of money until we go to my motel."
"Allow me, sir," Minty opened the car door and unfolded himself onto the curb.
"I'll pay you back."
"Not necessary, sir. Camelot will take care of it."
"Salems," Coyote said. "A carton."
Minty closed the door and walked into the minimart. He found the cigarettes, then grabbed a package of Twinkies off the shelf for himself. He checked the date on the Twinkies: July 1956. Good. They had another thirty years of guaranteed freshness.
He fell in line behind a drunk man who was waving a gas card at the clerk. "Look, man, it's this simple. You charge my card for forty bucks' worth of gas and give me twenty in cash. You get a hundred-percent profit."
Minty listened to the clerk try to explain why this couldn't be done and smiled in sympathy, as if to say, "They lose their money, then they lose their minds." The clerk rolled his eyes as if to say, "This might take a while."
Minty looked outside to check on his passenger and saw the limo backing away from the curb. He tossed the cigarettes and Twinkies on the counter and ran out, losing his glasses as he ducked to get through the doors. He reached the street as the limo accelerated out of reach, then stopped and stared down the strip, watching the Lincoln's taillights until they blended into a million other lights. Acid panic rose in his throat, then subsided, replaced by the resolved calm of the doomed.
He turned and walked slowly back to the minimart to find his glasses. As he reached the door, the drunk, his gas card still in hand, stumbled through and Minty caught him by the shoulders to avoid a collision. The drunk looked up, then tore himself away and stepped back. "Jesus Christ, boy! What happened to your eyes? You been sittin' too close to the TV?"
Minty raised his hand to cover his golden eyes, then dropped it and shrugged. "Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah," he said with a grin.
Dawn was starting to break and the sky was turning from red to blue. Coyote sat in the limo, which was parked a block behind Calliope's orange Z, which was parked a block away from Nardonne's Harley-Davidson Shop. Lonnie's bike was parked outside.
"Call Sam," Coyote said. Nothing happened. He pounded on the car phone. "I said, call Sam." Nothing happened.
"Call Sam's room," Coyote said to the phone. Nothing happened and the trickster yipped with anger. "Call Sam's room or I'll rip your cord off." He picked up the receiver and beat it on the dashboard, then he saw a sticker with the casino's logo stuck to the receiver. "Call Camelot," he said. The phone lit up and beeped through some numbers.
The phone rang once and a woman answered. "Camelot."
"I want to talk to Sam."
"Do you have a last name, sir?"
"No, just Coyote."
"I'm sorry, sir, we have no guest listed under Coyote."
"Not me, I'm here. His name is Hunter."
"We have no Coyote Hunter. There's a Samuel Hunter."
"That's him."
"One minute while I connect you."
"I'll bet you're ugly in person."
"What?" Sam's sleepy voice came over the phone.
"Sam, I found the girl."
"Where? Where are you? What time is it? Who's ugly?"
"Morning. You have to come here. I'm at a place called Nardonne's Harley-Davidson Shop. The girl is here, and the motorcycle with her picture on it is parked outside."
"Give me directions. I'll be there in a few minutes. Keep Calliope there. I have to check out and get the car."
"Take a cab."
"You didn't take my car?"
"No, this car is better. You can talk to the phone. Your car is gone. I sold it."
"You what?"
"Take a cab. I'm in a big black car. Off."
The phone clicked, cutting Sam off in the middle of a tirade. Coyote didn't know whether the girl had a phone in her car, but he decided to try. "Call the girl," he said to the phone.
The phone beeped through the numbers. "This is Carla," a sexy woman's voice said. "Would you like this on your phone bill or your credit card?"
"Phone bill," Coyote said.
"If you like leather, press one," Carla said. "Twins, press two. For California blondes, press three. Big bottoms, press-" Coyote picked up the handset and pressed three.
Another sexy voice came on, "Hi, I'm Brandy, who are you?"
"Coyote."
"Would you like to know what I'm wearing, Coyote?"
"No, I have to tell the girl to stay here until Sam comes."
"We'll take as long as Sam needs. Is Sam getting hard?"
"No, he's pissed off about his car."
There was a pause and the sound of her lighting a cigarette. Brandy said, "Okay. Let's start over."
Minty waited for the second limo at the pay phone outside the minimart. He flipped through his address book until he found the detective's number, then dialed.
The phone rang twice, then there was the sound of the receiver rattling and falling. Finally a sleepy, hostile man's voice said, "What?"