Snowmobiles.
Starting today.
Last winter there wasn’t much snow compared to most years, but there was still enough to make our original roadblock on Nelson Road (a wood fence with two rickety gates) pretty much useless. Anyone who had a snowmobile or a tracked ATV could come up on us from any direction.
And they did.
The first time was last December, before Ant had come along and long before the Porters or Tremblays, back when the seven of us were just getting used to working together.
Lisa and Graham were stringing up a makeshift extension on the fencing around the goats, since the snow was already banking high enough that any of the more enterprising animals would be able to find their way out.
The goat pen is across the driveway, probably about as far from the cottage as you can get and still consider yourself on the homestead. I guess that’ll change if we ever plant those crops.
I heard the snowmobiles from right by the cottage, where I was splitting firewood with Matt. For a moment the sound didn’t even register as anything I needed to worry about.
By the time I realized that I needed to check it out, I could see them coming, two machines heading up the unplowed driveway.
They were moving toward our two people working on the fence; I guess they had it in their heads that they were dealing with a solitary couple.
Lisa had noticed them, too, and as she hadn’t worried about bringing a rifle out with her, she hustled Graham toward the trees at the far end of the clearing.
She was counting on me to take the heat.
I grabbed my gun belt and strapped it on, and debated running into the cottage to grab my armour. I turned to Matt instead.
“Go inside and put on the body armour,” I told him. “Helmet, too.”
He nodded and started toward the front door.
I grabbed his arm.
“Other door,” I said.
He went around back while I walked out onto the driveway.
The snowmobiles slowed. If they were armed, they’d have little chance of getting a good shot off while moving. They were wearing balaclavas, but since one had a scarf on as well, I couldn’t be sure they were trying to hide their faces from anything other than the cold.
“Private property,” I shouted.
“Don’t shoot,” one of the snowmobilers said.
He turned off his machine and climbed off, pulling up his balaclava to reveal his face.
I didn’t know him.
“You have any guns?” I asked.
“Yes,” the man said. “Handgun in my saddlebags. My wife has a knife, but it’s none too hazardous.”
I nodded to Graham.
He and Lisa walked back and Graham checked both sets of bags. One pistol and one knife. No surprises.
Lisa took the gun from him and checked it over.
“I guess you can see this land is occupied,” I said. “I should tell you… next time you come to a homestead and find it’s not empty, you’d be better off just turning around. People have been shot for less.”
“You’ve shot people for less?” the man asked. He seemed to be sizing me up.
“Where are you from?”
“Hibbing, Minnesota… originally. You know… Bob Dylan. My family comes from Kapuskasing, though.” He stepped toward me.
I let him.
He held out his hand and I shook it.
“I’m Ryan,” he said, “and this is my wife, Juliette.”
She waved but didn’t come closer.
“You’re headed the wrong way,” I said.
He smiled. “I’m taking an inventory.”
“There’s no way we’re telling you what we’ve got.”
“Not supplies… people.”
“Still not telling you.”
He nodded. “I’m sorry… I didn’t mean to pry.”
“I’m pretty sure you mean to,” Lisa said.
“What’s your last name, Ryan?” I asked.
“What’s the difference? For all you know I’m just making shit up.”
“That’s what I was assuming. Thanks for clearing that up.”
“It’s Stems. Of the Kapuskasing Stems. On Maple Drive.”
“Clever,” Lisa said, “but we’re all filled up on douchebags right now.”
“You been to New Post yet?” I asked him.
“No… is that a town?”
“It’s a bunch of people with guns and a big gate. Good bunch, though. I recommend you go visit them instead.”
“You’re a tough crowd.”
“You want it tougher?” Lisa asked.
He chuckled. “I’m good. If you’re willing to put our weapons back in our bags we’ll be on our way.”
I nodded to Lisa and she handed the handgun back to Graham, who repacked them in the saddlebags.
Juliette waved again as they drove back up the driveway.
It took almost a week for the news to reach us. Ryan Stems and his lovely “wife” had tried to rob the Lamarches at gunpoint.
Juliette had been keeping a gun in her jacket.
The Lamarche family lost both of their sons.
Ryan Stems lost Juliette, who the Lamarches guessed was somewhere around fifteen years old.
I should have searched them. And I shouldn’t have let them leave. It doesn’t matter what so-called good Ryan Stems thinks he’s doing for the Mushkegowuk Nation; he’ll always have the blood of those two Lamarche boys on his hands.
The same goes for the blood of that teenage girl.
Everyone else came up with a more liquid way of passing the time during the storm, and I’m pretty sure that all four of them were drunk before they’d finished lunch.
Kayla and Lisa are surprisingly unfun when wasted, while Matt just gets stupider. The only one of them who is the least bit interesting as a boozer is Graham, who seems to turn his prissiness down a few notches.
“You guys are the best,” I heard him shout from the living room.
“I like him better as a drunk,” Sara said as she rolled the dough.
“It’s like there’s this little fun-time Graham who’s only allowed out once a year,” Fiona said.
“It’s for the best,” I said. “Lisa wouldn’t put up with him if he was happy all the time.”
I heard the sound of broken glass, followed by a rousing cheer.
“We’d better witness whatever this is,” Sara said.
We walked out into the living room to see a pile of broken glass and Graham, standing over it with a bloodied hand.
“What the hell happened?” I asked. “Did you cut yourself?”
Graham held up his other hand. “I think maybe,” he said.
“Someone ought to bandage that,” Lisa said. “Or at least cut up the other hand so it matches.”
Kayla and Matt started to laugh, and Graham soon joined in even though it was clear that he was past understanding the joke. I turned to see that Sara was laughing, too. I didn’t get it.
“That’s funny?” I asked her.
She nodded. “Nothing wrong with a little bit of fun.”
“Godammit,” I muttered. “Fiona, can you help me out here? Get me something to wrap up his hand?”
Fiona rushed back to the kitchen.
“I swear, Graham,” I said as I grabbed for his injured hand. “If I get blood on my clothes I’m going to open up a few more veins.”
“Don’t worry so much,” Graham said. “You know… you worry too much, Bat-piste.”
“Sounds like a bat taking a piss,” Matt said. “Bat piss! Bat piss!”
“Yeah,” Kayla said. “How do you explain that, Baptiste? Why are you named after bat piss?”
“This is getting out of hand,” I said, looking to Sara for some kind of assistance.
“Fiona and I can bandage him up,” she said, putting her hand on my back.
“What about the rest of these idiots?”