“I know! I recognized you the minute I saw you the other day. You were wearing a short platinum blond wig in Aaron Kwok’s music video,” Oliver replied, expertly herding her toward a strategic point on the dance floor without her realizing it.
“Wow! You have a good memory,” Kitty said, feeling flattered.
“I also remember you from your other video.”
“Oh, which one?”
“The all-girl back-door-action one,” Oliver said with a little wink.
Kitty didn’t miss a beat. “Oh, I’ve heard about that video. That girl supposedly looks a lot like me,” she shouted back at Oliver with a smirk.
“Yes, yes, she’s your identical twin. Don’t worry, Kitty, your secret is safe with me. I’m a survivor, just like you. And I know you didn’t work your pretty ass off, quite literally I might add, to end up married to an upper-middle-class boy like my cousin.”
“You’re wrong about me. I love Alistair!” Kitty protested.
“Of course you do. I never said you didn’t,” Oliver replied, spinning her right next to Bernard Tai, who was dancing with Lauren Lee.
“Lauren Lee! My goodness, I haven’t seen you since last year’s Hong Kong art fair. Where have you been hiding yourself?” Oliver exclaimed as he switched partners with Bernard.
As Bernard began to ogle Kitty’s skimpily swathed décolletage, Oliver whispered into Kitty’s ear, “Bernard’s father, Dato’ Tai Toh Lui, has about four billion dollars. And he’s the only son.”
Kitty continued to dance as if she hadn’t heard a single word.
Seeking respite from the ear-splitting music, Astrid headed outdoors and climbed onto one of the terraces overlooking a canopy of treetops. Charlie noticed her leaving the banquet hall, and it took every ounce of determination for him not to follow her. He was better off admiring her from afar, in the way that he always had. Even when they were living together in London, he loved nothing more than to watch her quietly as she drifted through a room in her inimitable way. Astrid had always stood apart from any woman he had ever known. Especially tonight, when the most stylish women in all of Asia were dressed to impress and drowning in diamonds, Astrid outdid all of them by appearing in a flawlessly elegant cheongsam and an exquisitely simple pair of chalcedony drop earrings. He knew from the tailoring and intricately embroidered peacock feathers that the cheongsam had to be vintage, likely one of her grandmother’s. What the hell, he didn’t care how she might feel — he needed to see her again up close.
“Let me guess … not a fan of Tracy Kuan?” Astrid asked when she saw Charlie walking up the steps onto the terrace.
“Not when I have no one to dance with.”
Astrid smiled. “I’d happily dance with you, but you know the press would have a field day with that one.”
“Heh, heh — we’d wipe this wedding off the front pages tomorrow, wouldn’t we?” Charlie laughed.
“Tell me, Charlie, back in our day, were we anything like Colin and Araminta?” Astrid sighed, peering down at the fantastical harbor, its row of Grecian columns like leftover props from the set of Cleopatra.
“I’d like to think we weren’t. I mean, kids these days … the spending is on a whole other level.”
“ ‘Spending Ah Gong’s[88] money,’ as they say,” Astrid quipped.
“Yes. But at least we had the sense to feel naughty doing it. And I think that back in those days when we lived in London, we were buying things we actually loved, not things to show off,” Charlie mused.
“No one in Singapore gave a damn about Martin Margiela back then.” Astrid laughed.
“It’s a whole new world, Astrid.” Charlie sighed.
“Well, I hope Colin and Araminta live happily ever after,” Astrid said wistfully.
They were silent for a minute, taking in the calm of the rustling trees mingling with the low bass thump coming from the great hall. Suddenly the relative quiet was broken, as Asia’s bright young things flooded out onto the plaza in a raucous conga line led by the indefatigable Tracy Kuan doing her best rendition of the B-52s’ “Love Shack.”
“I can’t lie to you, Astrid. My wife was invited tonight, but she’s not here because we lead separate lives. We haven’t lived together in more than two years,” Charlie said over the din, slumping onto one of the Lucite benches.
“I’m sorry to hear that,” Astrid said, jarred by his candor. “Well, if it makes you feel any better, my husband isn’t really away on business. He’s in Hong Kong with his mistress,” she blurted out before she could stop herself.
Charlie stared at her, incredulous. “Mistress? How could anyone in his right mind be cheating on you?”
“That’s what I’ve been asking myself all night. All week actually. I had been suspecting it for the past few months, but he finally came clean a week ago, before abruptly moving out.”
“He moved to Hong Kong?”
“No, I don’t think so. Actually, what am I talking about — I have no idea. I think his mistress lives there, and I think he went specifically this weekend just to spite me. It was the one weekend where his absence would surely be noticed.”
“Fucker!”
“That’s not all. I think he fathered a child with this woman,” Astrid said sadly.
Charlie looked at her in horror. “You think? Or you know?”
“I don’t really know, Charlie. There are so many things about this whole affair that don’t make sense to me at all.”
“Then why don’t you go to Hong Kong yourself and find out?”
“How can I? There’s no way I can run off to Hong Kong on my own to check up on him. You know how it is — no matter where I stay, someone is bound to recognize me, and there will be talk,” Astrid said, rather resigned to her fate.
“Well, why don’t we find out?”
“What do you mean ‘we’?”
“I mean, I’m going to call my pilot right now to get the plane fueled up, and we can be in Hong Kong in three hours. Let me help you. You can stay with me, and no one will know you’re in Hong Kong. It’s unfortunate, but after my brother’s kidnapping eight years ago, I have access to the best private investigators in the city. Let’s get to the bottom of this,” Charlie said eagerly.
“Oh Charlie, I can’t just leave in the middle of all this.”
“Why the hell not? I don’t see you out there shaking your ass in that conga line.”
Colin and Nick were standing by one of the alcoves, watching Peter Lee spin his daughter around the dance floor. “I can’t quite believe I got married to that girl today, Nicky. This whole day has been a complete fucking blur.” Colin sighed wearily.
“Yeah, it’s been quite surreal,” Nick admitted.
“Well, I’m glad you’ve been with me on this ride,” Colin said. “I know I haven’t been easy on you the last few days.”
“Hey, what are friends for?” Nick said cheerily, putting his arm around Colin. He was not about to let Colin get maudlin on his wedding night.
“I’m going to do you the favor of not asking you when your turn’s going to be, although I must say Rachel looks smashing tonight,” Colin said, staring at her being whirled around by Mehmet.
“Doesn’t she?” Nick grinned.
“I’d cut in on them if I were you. You know how lethal our Turkish friend can be, especially since he knows how to tango better than an Argentinean polo player,” Colin warned.
“Oh, Mehmet already confessed to me that he thinks Rachel has the sexiest legs on the planet.” Nick laughed. “You know how they say weddings are infectious. I think I really caught the bug today, watching you and Araminta during the ceremony.”