“Wakim? This is the deadly Wakim?-Yes. I can believe it as I look upon him in repose. Have you any idea who he is really? Such champions do not spring full-grown from the void.”
“I know nothing of him, save that he is a mighty wrestler and a master of the fugue, come to Blis in her last days before the dark tides swept over her-perhaps to hasten their coming.”
“That is all you know of him?”
“That is all I know.”
“And you, mighty Madrak?”
“… The sum of my knowledge, also.”
“Suppose we were to awaken him and question him?”
Vramin raises his cane.
“Touch him and I shall dispute your passage. He is too fearsome an individual, and we came here to rest.”
Horus lays a hand upon Wakim’s shoulder and shakes him slightly. Wakim moans.
“Know that the wand of life is also a lance of death!” cries Vramin, and with a lunging motion spears the toad, which sits immediately beside Horus’ left hand.
Before Horus can turn upon him, there is a quick outward rush of air as the toad explodes into a towering form in the center of the table.
His long golden hair stands high and his thin lips draw back into a smile, as his green eyes fall upon the tableau at his feet.
The Prince Who Had Been A Toad touches a red spot on his shoulder, says to Vramin, “Did you not know that it has been written, 'Be kind to bird and beast’?”
“Kipling,” says Vramin, smiling. “Also, the Koran.”
“Shape-shifting miscreant,” says Horus, “are you the one I seek-called by many the Prince?”
“I confess to this title. Know that you have disturbed my meditations.”
“Prepare to meet your doom,” says Horus, drawing an arrow-his only weapon-from his belt, and breaking off its head.
“Do you think that I am unaware of your power, brother?” says the Prince, as Horus raises the arrowhead between thumb and forefinger. “Do you think, brother, that I do not know that you can add the power of your mind to the mass or velocity of any object, increasing it a thousandfold?”
There is a blur in the vicinity of Horus’ hand and a crashing sound across the room, as the Prince stands suddenly two feet to the left of where he had been standing and the arrowhead pierces a six-inch wall of metal and continues on into what is now a dusty and windy morning as the Prince continues to speak: “… And do you now know, brother, that I could as easily have removed myself an inconceivable distance across space with the same effort that it took me to avoid your shot? Yea, out of the Middle Worlds themselves?”
“Call me not brother,” says Horus, raising the shaft of the arrow.
“But thou art my brother,” says the Prince. “At least, we’d the same mother.”
Horus drops the shaft.
“I believe you not!”
“And from what strain do you think you derived your godlike powers? Osiris? Cosmetic surgery might have given him a chicken’s head, and his own dubious strain an aptitude for mathematics-but you and I, shape-shifters both-are sons of Isis, Witch of the Loggia.”
“Cursed be my mother’s name!”
Suddenly, the Prince stands before him on the floor of the chamber and slaps him with the back of his hand.
“I could have slain you a dozen times over, had I chosen,” says the Prince, “as you stood there. But I refrained, for you are my brother. I could slay you now, but I will not. For you are my brother. I bear no arms, for I need none. I bear no malice, or the burden of my life would be staggering. But do not speak ill of our mother, for her ways are her own. I neither praise nor do I blame. I know that you have come here to kill me. If you wish to enjoy an opportunity to do so, you will hold your tongue in this one respect, brother.”
“Then let us speak no more of her.”
“Very well. You know who my father was, so you know that I am not unversed in the martial arts. I will give you a chance to slay me in hand-to-hand combat, if you will do a thing for me first. Otherwise, I will remove myself and find someone else to assist me, and you may spend the rest of your days seeking me.”
“Then this must be what the oracle meant,” says Horus, “and it bodes ill for me. Yet I cannot pass up the chance to fulfill my mission, before Anubis’ emissary-this Wakim-achieves it. For I know not his powers, which might exceed your own. I will keep my peace, run your errand, and kill you.”
“This man is the assassin from the House of the Dead?” says the Prince, looking upon Wakim.
“Yes.”
“Were you aware of this, my Angel of the Seventh Station?” asks the Prince.
“No,” says Vramin, bowing slightly,
“Nor I, Lord”-Madrak.
“Arouse him-and the General.”
“Our bargain is off,” says Horus, “if this be done.”
“Awaken them both,” says the Prince, folding his arms.
Vramin raises his cane, and the green tongues come forth and descend upon the prostrate forms.
Outside, the winds grow more noisy. Horus shifts his attention from one to the other of those present, then speaks: “Your back is to me, brother. Turn around that I may face you as I slay you. As I said, our bargain is off.”
The Prince turns.
“I need these men, also.”
Horus shakes his head and raises his arm.
Then, “A veritable family reunion,” says the voice which fills the chamber, “we three brothers having come together at last.”
Horus draws back his hand as from an asp, for the shadow of a dark horse lies between himself and the Prince. He covers his eyes with one hand and lowers his head. “I had forgotten,” he says, “that by what I learned today, I am also kin to thee.”
“Take it not too badly," says the voice, “for I have known it for ages and learned to live with it.”
And Wakim and the Steel General awaken to a sound of laughter that is like the singing wind.
BROTZ, PURTZ amp; DULP
“Pass the frawlpin, please.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“The frawlpin! The frawlpin!”
“I don’t have it.”
“I’ve got it”
“Oh. Why didn’t you say so?”
“Why didn’t you ask me?”
“Sorry. Just gimme. -Thanks.”
“Why do you keep refribbing that job, anyhow? It's ready.”
“Just to pass away the time.”
“Do you seriously think he’ll ever send for it?”
“Of course not. But that’s no reason for turning out an inferior product.”
“Well, I think he’ll send for it!”
“Who asked you?”
“I’m volunteering an opinion.”
“Whatever would he want it for? A tool no one can use!”
“If he ordered it he wants it. He’s the only one of his kind ever comes here to do business, and he’s a gentleman, I say. One of these days, he or his’ll pop in to pick it up.”
“Ha!”
“ ‘Ha!’ yourself. Just wait.”
“We haven’t much choice now.”
“Here’s your frawlpin back.”
“Go sit on it.”
The dog tosses the glove from head to head until, yawning, he misses and it falls to the ground.
He fetches it from among the bones that He at his feet, wags his tails, curls up and closes four eyes.
His other eyes burn like coals within the massive dark that is behind the Wrong Door.
Above him, in the fallout shelter, the Minotaur bellows…
Fifty thousand devotees of the Old Shoes, led by six castrati-priests, chant a magnificent litany within the stadium.
A thousand drug-maddened warriors, glory glory glory-saying, away with their spears before the altar of the Unwearable.
It begins to rain, gently, but few notice.
Osiris, holding a skull and depressing a stud on its side, addresses it, saying: “Once mortal, you have come to dwell in the House of Life forever. Once beauty, blooming fair atop a spinal column, you withered. Once truth, you have come to this.”
“And who,” answers the skull, “is perpetrator of this thing? It is the Lord of the House of Life that will not let me know rest.”