'Gonna find out what the bloody 'ell's afoot, 'ang on to your knickers – sorry, Minnie, but I've 'ad enough o' this mystery. You can push Gomer Parry just so far, see.'
'Where are we going, Gomer?'
'Back way into Crybbe. Tradesman's entrance. Never done it all the way on four wheels before.'
And Gomer lit up a ciggy one-handed and spun the digger off the road and into the field, keeping well away from the Tump this lime, although he could tell it'd taken a hammering tonight, that ole thing, not got the power it had, see, just massive great lump of ole horseshit now, sorry Minnie.
So it was round the back of the Tump, back to the Court and into the wood.
'Ole bridle path, see.'
'But we can't get through here, Gomer.' Minnie no doubt wondering, by this time, why he didn't drop her off home. But it wasn't safe for a woman alone tonight. Besides, he liked an audience, did Gomer Parry. Not been the same since the wife snuffed it.
'If a 'orse can make it up here,' he told Minnie, 'Gomer Parry can do it in the best one-off, customized digger ever built.'
So now the digger was flattening bushes either side and ripping off branches. 'Five minutes gets us out the back, bottom end of the churchyard, and we can see what the score is…'
'Fuckin' Nora, what the 'ell's this?'
For the second time in ten minutes, Gomer was on top of the brakes and Minnie was pulling her nails off on the lumpy vinyl passenger seat.
The headlight'd found a bloody great stone right in the middle of the flaming road.
'Who the… put that thing there?' Gomer was out of his cab sizing up the stone, seven or eight feet tall but not too thick. Arnold, out of the cab, too, standing next to Gomer barking at the stone, looking up at Gomer, barking at the stone again.
'What you reckon to this then, boy?'
Woof, Arnold went. Smart dog.
'Dead right, boy,' said Gomer, looking up at the bright orange sky, like an early dawn 'cept for the sparks. 'Dead right.'
Back in the cab, Gomer lit up another ciggy, grinned like a potentially violent mental patient, and started to lower the big shovel.
And Fay, soaring above the town, far above the opalescent stones and the soft, pastel ribbons, felt a momentary lurch of nausea as the tallest, the brightest of the stones shivered, its radiance shaken, its magnesium-white core dying back to a feebly palpitating yellow.
The yellow of…
'… Fay…'
The yellow of…
'Please, F…'
The yellow of disease.
The yellow of embalming fluid.
The yellow of pus from an infected wound.
The yellow of Grace Legge.
'… Fay?'
'Dad?'
She turned and saw his face, and his skin looked as white as his hair and his beard. She saw him against what looked like the flames of hell, and his old blue eyes were full of so much mute pleading that they were almost shouting down this sick, dreadful chant.
Michael…
Michael…
MICHAEL…
screamed the poor, stricken, gullible bastards in the circle, and she could see them now. She could see them. She was gripping her dad's hand, and she could see them all in the light of Hell, and hell was what they looked like.
Hell also was what Fay felt like.
Her lips were like parchment and when she tried to wet them she found her tongue was a lump of asbestos.
Michael, she wanted to say. It's Michael Wort.
But she couldn't even make it to a croak
Her eyes found the centre of the square, where the Being of Light was formed, pulsing with vibrant, liquid life energy, platinum-white.
Pulsing with energy, all right – their energy – but it was the very darkest thing she had ever seen in all of her life.
Andy Boulton-Trow, a tall, bearded man, just an ordinary man – once – had been fitted for a black halo; it shimmered around him like the sun in a monochrome photo negative.
The halo was the shadow of Black Michael. There were pinpoints of it in Trow's eyes which had flicked open and were looking steadily, curiously into hers.
She put all the strength she had into squeezing her dad's hand. It felt as cold as her own.
Trow did not move, his gaze like black velvet. Playing with her.
Who are you? the eyes were asking. Have we met?
The complete, charismatic, black evangelist.
Somehow, Fay had milked a little strength from her poor father, enough to observe and to make simple deductions.
You've had us all going around your Bottle Stone, haven't you? Children of the New Age. Follow anybody, won't they? Look at them now. Look at the Jopson woman, led by the ring in her nose and then – gentle tweak – you tear through her flesh, and she doesn't know or care. Look at bloody Guy – show him his own reflection in a mirror shaped like a TV screen and watch him slash his wrists. Look at Graham Jarrett, away in the ultimate hypnotic trance, lost his toupee and his nose needs wiping. Look at them. Look at what you've done.
Arteriosclerotic dementia.
You have good days. Sometimes you have two or three good days together and you realize what a hopeless old bugger you were the other day when the lift failed to make it to the penthouse.
And then, one night, along comes a very cunning lady with an amorphous Chinese blob on a lead (which, as you thought, does not exist, but why else would she be trailing a lead?) And all the time you're with her, you're fine, you're wonderful, you're on top of the situation.
Until it becomes apparent that the lady is a prominent member of the Opposition, planning a startling little coup in this dead-end backwater where surely nothing that happens can be of any significance in the Great Scheme of Things.
But old habits die hard. Once a priest…
Yes, all right, Guv, I confess, I've never exactly been up there with Mother Theresa and Pope John the Twenty-third. I've cut a few corners. I've coveted my neighbour's wife. OK, several wives of several neighbours, and it wouldn't be half so bad if it had only stopped at the coveting stage. I was weak. I used to think it was OK, as long as you left the choirboys alone, but I was never attracted to choirboys, anyway, obnoxious little sods.
Here, Boss, scrap of prayer for you, this'll bring back a few memories.
Oh God, merciful Father, that despisest not the sighing of a contrite heart…
Got the message? I'm sorry… I really am sorry.
Listen, I know about the Sins of the Fathers. I know all about that.
But not Fay, please – look at her; what has she ever done to you?
Thing is – look, don't take this the wrong way, but no God of mine ever took it out on the kids. That's more his god's style. Can you see him there? He represents everything you're supposed to abhor. And he's winning, damn it, the bastard's winning!
OK, here's another bit, how much do you want, for Christ's sake? Listen, this… this is the essence of it.
Lighten our darkness, we beseech Thee, O Lord, and by Thy great mercy defend us from all perils and dangers of this night. ..
Lighten our darkness, geddit?
Come on, Guv'nor… we had a deal…
The stone actually broke. Cracked in two.
Split off a couple of feet from the base just as Gomer was getting underneath. Raised the shovel to ground level to have another go and gave it a bit of a clonk, accidental-like, and off it came like a thumb in a bacon-slicer. Gomer backed up, smartish, but luckily the big bugger fell the other way, straight flat across the road. Whump!
'Teach me to rush ihe job, Minnie. 'Ang on to your, er. .. hat.'
Slipping down to low gear he drove right over the thing. Bit of a bump, but not much worse than one of them ramps they call a sleeping policeman.
'A big fat sleeping policeman.' Gomer burst out laughing. 'Call it Wynford Wiley.'