“Good day, Gregor. As my follow-up note to Vorlynkin’s little misguided emergency message last week indicated, suspicions of WhiteChrys chicanery on Komarr have proven correct. The raw data and my summations are in the main body of my report. I’m not sure what to do with the bribe. I’m not going to give it back, but it’s not going to be worth what Ron Wing promised, either, which makes dumping it directly onto the Imperial Service Veterans’ Hospice a questionable proposition. But we can deal with that later. I’ll stop at Solstice on my return trip if ImpSec Komarr and the Imperial Councilor want to ask further questions, though really, this should be enough to get them started.
“Oh, and with respect to Vorlynkin, I want a suitable Auditorial commendation to go on his diplomatic department record for exemplary assistance during my visit, or, ah, visitation. And after, as I’m running away tomorrow and dumping all of the cleanup on the poor fellow.” Better him than me.
“Meanwhile, I suppose I’d better give you a quick synopsis of the erupting NewEgypt scandal, as it has impinged on my investigation. It all started when the local loony party broke into the cryo-conference and failed to carry me off, which I described in brief in my last report, but after that…”
As succinctly as he could, Miles summarized the events of the past days, from Jin’s arrival at the consulate’s back door through the successful arrest of the NewEgypt crew. He was a little out of breath by the time he finished. Miles tried not to wince as he imagined the look on Gregor’s face as he heard all this out. Nonplussed? Pained? Bland? Gregor could out-bland Pym.
“So far, no criminal charges have been leveled against me, and I trust I’ll be long gone from Kibou-daini before anyone on the other side thinks of it,” he concluded in cheerful reassurance.
He sought for an upbeat note on which to end. “In the department of only on Kibou, we actually got to summon the dead to testify against the bad guys, which is a moment of cosmic justice if ever there was one.”
What was that creepy old quote… ? Something read in his Academy days, or more likely on one of his Academy leaves, an ancient tale from Old Earth. Before cryonics was invented or even imagined, so seeming strangely prescient. The words were branded in his brain, though their literary source was long forgotten, buried under the chaos of his intervening decades and possibly a touch of lingering cryo-amnesia. I will break the door of hell and smash the bolts; I will summon the dead to take food with the living, and the living shall be outnumbered by the host of them…
Ah, not something he cared to share with Gregor, that. Gregor, as Miles had reason to know, already had enough creepy crap stuffed into his Imperial head that it was a wonder his skull hadn’t exploded. But it did bring Miles to his finale.
“I shouldn’t wonder if Mark’s rejuvenation research here doesn’t turn out to be more important, in the long run, than my mission. Too early to judge, but the Durona Group will be something to keep an eye on, and not just ImpSec’s spy-eyes, either. A private word in the ear of Laisa’s great-aunt, if she’s looking for a better investment than WhiteChrys Solstice, might be a suitable reward for her first bringing the affair to our attention, come to think.
“I missed today’s commercial jumpship to Escobar, but I’ve snagged berths on tomorrow’s. I’m eager to get home.
“And oh, tell Laisa from me—Good catch.”
Miles closed the recording, security-sealed it, attached it to his coded report, and sent it on its way.
Chapter Twenty
The afternoon sun warmed the consulate’s back garden, murmurous with creatures. Gyre preened and muttered on his perch. The chickens scratched in the grass or dozed in their nest boxes. The sphinx nosed and mumbled among the flower beds, occasionally sneezing just like Jin’s mom. Gracing the tabletop, the turtle slowly crunched a piece of lettuce, donated from Mina’s lunch salad. Lucky sat in Jin’s mother’s lap and purred, unsheathing her claws whenever the stroking hand stopped, apparently demanding to be petted bald. Granted that the rats, let out for a run earlier and then fed special tidbits, just curled up and slept in their cages, but then they never made much noise in the first place. It was all very alive out here, Jin thought with satisfaction.
They had brought out a table to eat lunch under a tree, Mom and Jin and Mina and Consul Vorlynkin, and Aunt Lorna, invited for the first time to visit her revived sister. Jin had been horrified when he’d learned she was coming, but since she wanted him back in her household quite as little as he wanted to go there, they’d actually ended up on the same side, in a weird sort of way. She still seized the chance to chide him for running off. Both times.
“She’s right, Jin,” his mother endorsed this. “They were all very upset when they didn’t know what had happened to you. You might have been killed, for all she and your uncle knew.”
“But if I hadn’t run away,” Jin said, “I’d never have met Miles-san. And Mom would still be frozen.”
Vorlynkin-san grinned at Aunt Lorna’s flummoxed expression. “Unassailable logic, I’m afraid.” He’d taken off his business coat in the warmth, and leaned back in his chair in his shirtsleeves, looking more relaxed than Jin had ever seen him. But then, most of the time he’d been following Miles-san around, and Miles-san had a way of un-relaxing people.
Miles-san and Armsman Roic had left yesterday, to board an orbital shuttle and catch a jumpship to Escobar, from where, Consul Vorlynkin had explained to Jin and Mina with the aid of a wormhole map, the Lord Auditor would transfer to a ship bound for the planets Sergyar and Komarr, and finally to Barrayar, where his real home was. The one with all those children and ponies, Jin supposed. Despite the steady procession of lawyers, police, and journalists into and out of the consulate, not to mention Jin and Mina and their mother and now relatives, Jin had to admit it had grown a lot quieter around here since the little man had left. It had all been very exciting for a time, but Jin wasn’t sorry for the slow-down. In any case, the parade of people had been closely supervised by the consul, at his most formal and intimidating, not to mention Barrayaran and tall, and nobody had tried to take Jin’s mother away again.
Mina had gone inside to go to the bathroom, but now the back door slammed open and she rushed out in excitement, a familiar box in her hands. Lieutenant Johannes followed warily, saying, “She’ll be much happier returned to her natural habitat, I’m sure.”
“Jin! Mommy!” said Mina. “Look! Lady Murasaki’s babies all hatched!”
Their mother valiantly replied, “That’s nice, dear,” although Aunt Lorna winced. Mom stared down through the transparent lid, and added faintly, “My goodness, she has a lot of children, doesn’t she? Perhaps it’s time to move them to a larger home.”
Like us? thought Jin. Let it be like us. He eyed Consul Vorlynkin in fresh speculation.
“Lieutenant Johannes says I have to put them all out in the garden.” Mina frowned, evidently trying to decide if this was a good idea or not. Behind her, Johannes made motions that seemed to indicate he didn’t want to share the consulate with a hundred active spiderlings, which Jin thought quite narrow-minded of him.
“Excellent notion,” said Vorlynkin, tactfully. “I understand their webs look quite attractive in the morning light, after a heavy dew.”
Jin embarked on a hasty tutorial about what kinds of spiders did and didn’t spin webs, and the web designs of various species in relation to their prey, while Mina went off to find some especially pretty flowers on which to release the new family.
Johannes muttered to Vorlynkin, “When she shoved that box under my nose, I thought I was going to throw up.”