I got up and handed the bills, including copies of the itemized expense account, across to Wolfe for his inspection.
"You know," I remarked, sitting down again, "that was close to the top for a shock to the nervous system, up there this morning. When he got picked to double for Keyes that must have unsettled him a little to begin with^Then he gets ushered into the other room to change, and is handed a box that has on it 'Cleever of Hollywood.' He opens it, and there is an outfit exactly like the one he had had made, and had got well rid of somehow along with the gun, and there again is a label in the jacket, 'Cleever of Hollywood.' I'm surprised he was able to get it on and buttoned up, and walk out to the horse and climb into the saddle. He did have nerve. I suppose he intended just to keep on going, but as he rounded the bend there were the four mounted cops
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flup went his nerves, and I don't blame him. I
I hadn't the faintest idea, when I was phoning
jat list of towns Pohl had given me--hey! Good
ifolfe looked up. "What's the matter?" Jive me back that expense list! I left out the f-five cents for Pohl's sandwiches!"
Disguise for Murder
I felt like doing was go out for a walk, but I quite desperate enough for that, so I merely down to the office, shutting the door from the id me, went and sat at my desk with my feet ied back and closed my eyes, and took some reaths.
made two mistakes. When Bill McNab, gar itor of the Gazette, had suggested to Nero Wolfe le members of the Manhattan Flower Club be to drop in some afternoon to look at the I should have fought it. And when the date � set and the invitations sent, and Wolfe had that Fritz and Saul should do the receiving at it door and I should stay up in the plant rooms jjpm and Theodore, mingling with the guests, if I an ounce of brains I would have put my foot But I hadn't, and as a result I had been Up there hour and a half, grinning around and acting and happy. "No, sir, that's not a brasso, it's a "No, madam, I doubt if you could grow that in a living room--so sorry." "Quite all right,
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madam--your sleeve happened to hook it--it'll bloom again next year."
It wouldn't have been so bad if there had been something for the eyes. It was understood that the Manhattan Flower Club was choosy about who it took in, but obviously its standards were totally different from mine. The men were just men, okay as men go, but the women! It was a darned good thing they had picked oh flowers to love, because flowers don't have to love back. I didn't object to their being alive and well, since after all I've got a mother too, and three aunts, and I fully appreciate them, but it would have been a relief to spot just one who could have made my grin start farther down than the front of my teeth.
There had in fact been one--just one. I had got a glimpse of her at the other end of the crowded aisle as I went through the door from the cool room into the moderate room, after showing a couple of guys what a bale of osmundine looked like in the potting room. From ten paces off she looked absolutely promising, and when I had maneuvered close enough to make her an offer to answer questions if she had any, there was simply no doubt about it, and the first quick slanting glance she gave me said plainly that she could tell the difference between a flower and a man, but she just smiled and shook her head and moved on by with her companions, an older female and two males. Later I had made another try and got another brushoff, and still later, too long later, feeling that the damn grin might freeze on me for good if I didn't take a recess, I had gone AWOL by worming my way through to the far end of the warm room and sidling on out.
All the way down the three flights of stairs new guests were coming up, though it was then four o'clock. Nero Wolfe's old brownstone house on West
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ty-fifth Street had seen no such throng as that my memory, which is long and good. One flight I stopped off at my bedroom for a pack of cigaes, and another flight down I detoured to make the door of Wolfe's bedroom was locked. In the i hall downstairs I halted a moment to watch Fritz tier, busy at the door with both departures and ?als, and to see Paul Panzer emerge from the front which was being used as a cloakroom, with one's hat and top-coat. Then, as aforesaid, I en1 the office, shutting the door from the hall behind | went and sat at my desk with my feet up, leaned : and closed my eyes, and took some deep breaths, 'had been there eight or ten minutes, and getting sed and a little less bitter, when the door opened !she came in. Her companions were not along. By tie she had closed the door and turned to me I |got to my feet, with a friendly leer, and had begun, i just sitting here thinking--" look on her face stopped me. There was nothong with it basically, but something had got it 'kilter. She headed for me, got halfway, jerked to sank into one of the yellow chairs, and ted, "Could I have a drink?" Jpstairs her voice had not squeaked at all. I had
otch?" I asked her. "Rye, bourbon, gin--" I just fluttered a hand. I went to the cupboard t a hooker of Old Woody. Her hand was shaking i took the glass, but she didn't spill any, and she down in two swallows, as if it had been milk, i wasn't very ladylike. She shuddered all over and 1 eyes. In a minute she opened them again and fptoarsely, the squeak gone, "Did I need that!" lore?"
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She shook her head. Her bright brown eyes were moist, from the whisky, as she gave me a full straight look with her head tilted up. "You're Archie Goodwin," she stated.
I nodded. "And you're the Queen of Egypt?"
"I'm a baboon," she declared. "I don't know how they ever taught me to talk." She looked around for something to put the glass on, and I moved a step and reached for it. "Look at my hand shake," she complained. "I'm all to pieces."
She kept her hand out, looking at it, so I took it in mine and gave it some friendly but gentle pressure. "You do seem a little upset," I conceded. "I doubt if your hand usually feels clammy. When I saw you upstairs --"
She jerked the hand away and blurted, "I want to see Nero Wolfe. I want to see him right away, before I change my mind." She was gazing up at me, with the moist brown eyes. "My God, I'm in a fix now all right! I'm one scared baboon! I've made up my mind, I'm going to get Nero Wolfe to get me out of this somehow --why shouldn't he? He did a job for Dazy Perrit, didn't he? Then I'm through. I'll get a job at Mac/s or marry a truck driver! I want to see Nero Wolfe!"
I told her it couldn't be done until the party was over.
She looked around. "Are people coming in here?"
I told her no.
"May I have another drink, please?"
I told her she should give the first one time to settle, and instead of arguing she arose and got the glass from the corner of Wolfe's desk, went to the cupboard, and helped herself. I sat down and frowned at her. Her line sounded fairly screwy for a member of the Manhattan Flower Club, or even for a daughter of one. She
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ae back to her chair, sat, and met my eyes. Looking straight like that could have been a nice way to i the time if there had been any chance for a meet; of minds, but it was easy to see that what her mind t fighting with was connected with me only acciden-
"I could tell you," she said, hoarse again. "Many people have," I said modestly. "I'm going to." "Good. Shoot."
"I'm afraid I'll change my mind and I don't want �
"Okay. Ready, go." "I'm a crook."
"It doesn't show," I objected. "What do you do, it at canasta?"
"I didn't say I'm a cheat." She cleared her throat the hoarseness. "I said I'm a crook. Remind me icday to tell you the story of my life, how my hus got killed in the war and I broke through the :. Don't I sound interesting?" "You sure do. What's your line, orchid-stealing?" "No. I wouldn't be small and I wouldn't be dirty-- ,'s what I thought, but once you start it's not so . You meet people and you get involved. You can't alone. Two years ago four of us took over a hun grand from a certain rich woman with a rich hus . I can tell you about that one, even names,