What’s the deal here, Gridley?
He shook his head. He needed to talk to somebody who was married. Maybe Fernandez, he hadn’t been with Joanna that long, and he’d been a bachelor for a lot more years than Jay had. Maybe he could offer some insight.
Jay hoped so. It was bugging him that he couldn’t concentrate on the job as much as he needed to, not to mention that it bugged him these guys were screwing with him personally.
Chance had in mind to ream ’Berto out, figuratively, anyhow. Yes, he was a perpetual motion machine in bed and that counted for a lot, and yes, he was as good a hammer for smashing enemies as she could want, but he had to understand that she was the boss.
When she found him, he was in the ship’s gift shop, buying shaving lotion.
“Roberto,” she said, a little louder and sharper than she had intended.
The shop’s clerk, a young man in black-rimmed glasses, glanced up at them from where he was stacking candy on a shelf.
’Berto turned slowly and gave her a lazy and insolent raised eyebrow. “Ah. Hello, Missy.”
The clerk turned back to his chore.
Roberto looked like a big tom cat, sure of himself way past confident.
Time to crack the whip a little. “You weren’t supposed to leave the ship. Where did you go?”
“You know where I was, Missy. Did not the helicopter pilot you asked remember where he landed?”
She felt herself flushing under his gaze. This wouldn’t do, not at all. She had to stay in control of the situation. “He remembered. What I want to know is why you left without telling anybody.”
“I don’t tell anybody when I’m going to pee, either. Nobody needs to hold my hand for that, nobody needed to know about my business in Fort Lauderdale. Because it was my personal business.”
“You have responsibilities—” she began.
“And I do them,” he said, interrupting her. “You have a problem with how I perform, either on the job or in bed?”
The clerk stopped stacking the candy and apparently realized he had urgent business on the far side of the gift shop. He went there in a hurry.
She lowered her voice. “No, I didn’t say that.”
“Or maybe I didn’t worry about telling you because I thought you might not even notice I was gone, that you might be busy.”
“What are you talking about?”
“I hear Jackson fills in for me when I’m not around. As much as he can, anyway.”
She blinked, caught flatfooted by the statement. Okay, so he knew. But she wasn’t going to give anything away. “I don’t know what you are talking about.” She had learned that in the corporate world a long time ago — when in doubt, deny everything. If somebody had a video of you doing something, if they had ten nuns and a priest as witnesses to… whatever, it didn’t matter — you stuck to your story.
“I mean I don’t think his equipment measures up,” he said, deliberately skipping what she’d meant. “But you would be the one to know that — you the one doing the measuring.”
“I don’t think is the place to talk about this,” she tried.
“You came to find me,” he said. “This is where I am.”
“Maybe we could go to my cabin,” she said.
“No. I don’t think so. I think maybe we don’t be so… personal, if you know what I mean. We can talk business here, in the conference room, someplace, but not your cabin. I don’t like the way it smells there now.”
Was he dumping her?
No, she decided. He was miffed. His manhood was insulted. Okay. He could pout for a while if he wanted, but he wasn’t ready to give her up yet. She couldn’t believe that. She had too much power that way, it was her strength. Men never walked away from her until she was ready for them to go. Never.
“Fine,” she said. “But next time you leave the ship without telling me why and when, you might as well stay gone. I won’t have you compromising our mission. If you had gotten into trouble, been picked up by the police for something, where would that leave us? This is more important than just you, Roberto.”
He smiled. “So you say.” He went back to selecting his aftershave.
She felt a flash of anger so hot she wanted to kill him, right there where he stood.
He was going to pay for this. Dearly.
18
Toni held the training kerambits she’d made, traced from her real ones onto a piece of stiff leather, then cut out and the edges rounded off to make them relatively safe. Relatively safe, because a hard hit with one could still leave scrapes and bruises. The points and inside edges of the leather blades were coated with lipstick, so that any place they touched left a red mark. Both she and Alex wore old white T-shirts and gray sweatpants that would show the marks if they were touched with the red.
Alex himself had a longer plastic knife, one that came from a G.I. Joe toy set, the rounded point and dull cutting edge also coated with waxy red.
Toni circled him in the empty garage — the Chevy convertible was finally repaired and sold, and he was without a project car at the moment. Gave them room to work out on rainy days such as this one.
“You have the longer weapon,” she said. “And in a knife fight, size does matter. But I have two blades to your one, so you have to be extremely careful. Slashing is mostly defensive,” she said. “Slashing can kill you, but it’ll take longer. Your advantage is, you can stab for a faster killing stroke, but these knives are so short that I’ll have to rip out a big blood vessel to do you any damage by slashing.”
“That’s comforting,” he said.
He held his right hand, with the knife, in front of his face, kept his left hand under his right elbow. She could almost hear his thoughts: high-line, low-line. High-line, low-line…
“Knowing what you can do with a weapon, or what your opponent can do, is vitally important. Against an opponent with any skill, you will almost certainly get cut in a knife fight. The trick is to limit where, and how bad. You might have to take a nasty cut to end a fight in your favor. But better to be stitched up in the ER than on life support in the ICU.”
He’d heard her say that often enough. He nodded.
When she came in, she did it fast, and his slash and poke was right on the edge of desperation. She got in, but she was aware of being touched on the arm and body by his blade. She jumped back as he flailed away at her again, missing.
“Okay, what do you see? Take a look in the mirror.”
He moved a couple of steps so he was in front of the mirror they’d picked up at a garage sale. There was a red strip on the side of his neck, and three other less-defined ruby splotches on his chest, belly, and inside his left elbow.
“Well. Looks like I’m dead, Jim,” he said.
“Yes, you are. Now, look at me.”
He did so. Toni had a red long line on the outside of her right arm, and a small spot under her sternum.
“You see?” she said. “I’m your teacher. I have been training and practicing this art for more than a dozen times as long as you have. With real knives, I would have cut your carotid and probably the radial artery in your antecubital fossa — inside your elbow crook there — plus slashing you in the gut and chest. But even so, you would have opened my arm — which I could have survived — but also stabbed me in the heart.”
She touched the spot on her chest.