“Of course I buy them myself. Who else would buy them for me?”
“Oh, I didn’t mean who does the monetary buying. That would obviously be a bit, er … What I meant was have you got an adviser, an advisoress, heh, heh … in matters of taste. Because they are in very good taste indeed. The finest poplin. Also two-button cuffs. Not one; two. Most fashionable.”
Melkior, as it happened, had not wanted ATMAN’S departure to take the form of ejection. He therefore mustered all of his utterly battered patience to build him a golden bridge for an honorable retreat. But no! ATMAN was not even thinking of retreating. He crossed his arms on his chest and began pacing about, indulging in meditation, “We criticize their superficiality, but look how their little hands make themselves felt on our things. On shirts, for example. That’s their world, those two buttons — indeed their general outlook, their worldview.” He put a strong emphasis on the word “worldview,” as if everything depended on it. “While we chuckle in our wise, masculine way; we are taken up with important concerns. They laugh at our important concerns and go on doing our linen, always after us to change our clothes and take our baths and cut our nails. Being boring. We give martyred sighs, because it is a kind of terror. We long for any form of liberation. You don’t know about these things, Mr. Melkior, you haven’t been married; I have. Well, there comes at long last that blessed liberation. Quite unexpectedly, like drawing a prize at the lottery. So one evening you’re preparing for an adventure. Showered and shaved (voluntarily, not under duress), donning a fresh shirt, humming a little tune, pandering to your freelance-lover style — and all that in front of a mirror, to double the joy, as it were; in a word, you’re a marvelous specimen, you admire yourself no end … and then: hello, what’s this? There’s a shirt button missing! All you find in its place are those broken little whiskers of thread. There was nobody to take care of it, you see … There’s the feeling of loneliness for you! Do you think she would have left a different mark? What if she had been there above the buttons?” ATMAN asked suddenly of Melkior, pushing his derisive smile quite close to his face.
“Who’s ‘she’?” Melkior was gripped by something like fear. “You really are talking nonsense …”
“The one you saw tonight … at the Give’nTake? Heh-heh! Viviana! But her name is not Viviana. That’s your first mistake.”
Melkior was speechless. How on earth …? Why, it was sheer telepathy! He hadn’t said a word to anyone. … As for Viviana, he would have called her that himself … No, he simply stared at ATMAN, his flesh creeping with terror: My God, this man knows everything!
“I know everything, Mr. Melkior,” the palmist stated, interrogatorlike.
“Including your suffering over ‘being last.’ That, too, is a mistake. You think that even Ugo is ahead of you. As for the actor, he’s simply a hairpin, a garter, a comb, if you like. Perhaps you’re offended by such comparisons, but take them as figures of speech, in the sense that he’s a toilet article … Perhaps it’s you that she sees as … Mr. Right.”
“You know her?” Melkior blurted out the very unfortunate question, but impatiently, impatiently!
“Do I know her? She comes to me looking for a husband! As if I had one in my pocket and had only to reach inside. What about personal initiative, I told her. You’ve got to seek, and knock, and ye shall find, and it shall be opened unto you. What are those two irresistible eyes for, those two legs above the knee, not forgetting the idea of the pair of breasts that tugs at your heart? That was how I put it to her, almost in verse. You laugh at verse? Well, never mind, I told her that as poetically as I could, in rapture.”
“And she turned you down!” Melkior rejoiced. He was gaining ascendancy over ATMAN, had almost got him confused.
“Turned me down … but not quite.” The palmist was already regaining some of his composure. He was visibly dejected. Perhaps he had come up only to talk about her. “That is to say, she turned me down halfway. In fact, she turned me down two-thirds of the way, but I’ve kept the remaining third — for contact, you see. We are in touch. Was that a frown I saw at ‘touch’? All right then: we maintain diplomatic relations. Mutual interests. She is — I take it you’ve gathered — a parasite.”
“You support her?” and a pain kicked at Melkior’s diaphragm.
“Never. Why should I? There’s another plant that she lives on. Don’t worry, it’s a female plant. Flora. That’s her name. Her aunt. Runs a dressmaker’s salon. ‘Flora’s Fashions,’ perhaps you’ve heard of it. I refer my clients to her. And vice versa.”
“That’s how it is?”
“That’s how it is.”
The sun smiled down on Melkior. He smelled the fragrance of roses from the long ago May festivities of his boyhood. He went to church in his short pants to hear a little girl Ana sing in the choir. He wanted to become an organ player, that was how May-like was his love for Ana. Then a cloud covered the sun for an instant and there was darkness in church and Ana’s voice sang a sibylline death chant. But the sun shook the clouds off and Ana shone again. …
“Is her name Ana?”
“You don’t even know her name! No, it isn’t Ana. What made you think of that particular name? You’d better stick with Viviana, names make no difference anyway.”
“Look,” Melkior suddenly remembered to ask, “how did you know what happened at the Give’nTake tonight?”
“How? What a strange question. I was there.”
“I didn’t see you.”
“But I saw you. Thénardier has a small room in the back, an office. He even sleeps there when there’s a wild binge. He’s got a couch in there. I use the room at times … when necessary.”
“You follow her?”
“Now and then. I play the waiting game.”
“Waiting there? At Thénardier’s, on the couch?”
“Not that literally I don’t. Freddie will soon change her for a fresh princess regent. That’s what I’m waiting for.”
“How will he change her when you said just now that it was she who …”
“… kept him as part of her toiletry? Yes. No contradiction there. He keeps her — beautified by his presence — to sit with in cafés. As soon as they start whispering ‘Freddie’s in love’ in the Theater Café, the princess regent will be replaced.”
“So he doesn’t really care for her?” Melkior’s interest was keen.
“Well … he does all right, but not in that sense. He’s rather a wimp.”
“A wimp? In what sense?”
“It’s ‘I’m not in the mood today.’ It’s ‘I can’t guarantee, I’m playing tonight.’ And so on. A male deferred.”
“How interesting!” Melkior laughed pleasurably. “So Freddie will soon …”
“He will. Word’s got around the Theater Café. It’ll be before the leaves have turned yellow. She was born on December 24, the day before Christmas. She won’t be celebrating her birthday with him. She may celebrate it with me, or even with you, but definitely not with Freddie.”
“Why me?” Melkior tried a laugh, without any convincing success. He was growing fond of ATMAN.
“You’re a serious candidate.” Adding, as if worried, “She has asked about you.”
“You’ve just made that up!” and his heart beat a crazy tattoo. This is the beginning of love, he thought.
“By no means. She asked. Freddie had warned her, because of your reviews. He hates you. With a passion.”
“I know. He tried to provoke me tonight at the Give’nTake.”
“I know. He wanted to have it out with you as well. She was egging him on. Ugo threw a wrench in the works. She wanted to see the two of you fight.”