“It is of no importance to me,” said Madame d’Annecy, “if you are the commandant of the whole of space, M’sieur. You wish entrance, I must ask you to contribute thees small fee. It is not in my nature to become unpleasant like thees, but you have bawl in my face, M’sieur.”
“Look,” said Brodanovitch, “I didn’t come over here for… for what you think I came over here for.” His ears reddened. “I don’t want a girl, that is.”
The madame’s prim mouth made a small pink O of sudden understanding. “Ah, M’sieur, I begin to see. You are one of those. But in that I cannot help you. I have only girls.”
The engineer choked. He started toward the hatch. A man with a gun slid into his path.
“Permit yourself to be restrained, M’sieur.”
“There are four men in there that are supposed to be on the job, and I intend to get them. And the others too, while I’m at it.”
“Is it that you have lost your boy friend, perhaps?”
Brodanovitch croaked incomprehensibly for a moment, then collapsed onto a seat beside the radar table that Madame d’Annecy was using for an accounting desk. “I’m no fairy,” he said.
“I am pleased to hear it, M’sieur. I was beginning to pity you. Now if you will please sign the sight draft, so that we may telecast it—”
“I am not paying twelve hundred dollars just to get my men out of there!”
“I do not haggle, M’sieur. The price is fixed.”
“Call them down here!”
“It cannot be done. They pay for two hours, for two hours they stay. Undisturbed.”
“All right, let’s see the draft.”
Madame d’Annecy produced a set of forms from the map case and a small gold fountain pen from her ample bosom. “Your next of kin, M’sieur?” She handed him a blank draft.
“Wait a minute! How did you know where my ac-count—”
“Is it not the correct firm?”
“Yes, but how did you know?” He looked at the serial number on the form, then looked up accusingly. “This is a telecopy form. You have a teletransmitter on board?”
“But of course! We could not risk having payment stopped after services rendered. The funds will be transferred to our account before you leave this ship. I assure you, we are well protected.”
“I assure you, you are all going to jail.”
Madame d’Annecy threw back her head and laughed heartily. She said something in French to the man at the door, then smiled at the unhappy engineer. “What law prevails here, M’sieur?”
“UCOJE does. Uniform Code of Justice, Extraterrestrial. It’s a semi-military—“
“U.N.-based, I believe?”
“Certainly.”
“Now I know little of thees matters, but my attorneys would be delighted, I am certain, if you can tell me: which articles of thees UCOJE is to be used for inducing us to be incarcerated?”
“Why… Uh…” Suds scratched nervously at one corner of his moustache. He glanced at the man with the gun. He gazed forlornly at the sight draft.
“Exactly!” Mme. d’Annecy said brightly. “There have been no women to speak of on the moon since the unfortunate predicament of les enfants perdus. The moon-born grotesque ones. How could they think to pass laws against thees—thees ancien establishment, thees maison intime—when there are no women, eh M’sieur?”
“But you falsified your papers to get clearance. You must have.”
“But no. Our clearance is ‘free nation,’ not ‘world federal.’ We are an entertainment troupe, and my government’s officials are most lenient in defining ‘entertainment.’ Chacun a son gout, eh?”
Suds sat breathing heavily. “I can place this ship off limits.”
“If you can do dat, if the men do not come”—she shrugged eloquently and spread her hands—“then we will simply move on to another project. There are plenty of others. But do you think thees putting us off limits will make you very popular with your men?”
“I’m not trying to win a popularity contest,” Suds wheezed. “I’m trying to finish the last twelve miles of this line before sundown. You’ve got to get out of here before there’s a complete work stoppage.”
“Thees project. It is important? Of an urgent nature?”
“There’s a new uranium mine in the crater we’re building toward. There’s a colony there without an independent ecology. It has to be supplied from Copernicus. Right now, they’re shooting supplies to them by rocket missile. It’s too far to run surface freight without trolley service—or reactor-powered vehicles the size of battleships and expensive. We don’t have the facilities to run a fleet of self-powered wagons that far.”
“Can they not run on diesel, perhaps?”
“If they carry the oxygen to burn the diesel with, and if everybody in Copernicus agrees to stop breathing the stuff.”
“Embarras de choix. I see.”
“It’s essential that the line be finished before nightfall. If it isn’t, that mine colony will have to be shipped back to Copernicus. They can’t keep on supplying it by bird. And they can’t move out any ore until the trolley is ready to run.”
Mme. d’Annecy nodded thoughtfully. “We wish to make the cordial entente with the lunar workers,” she murmured. “We do not wish to cause the bouleversement—the disruption. Let us then negotiate, M’sieur.”
“I’m not making any deals with you, lady.”
“Ah, but such a hard position you take! I was but intending to suggest that you furnish us a copy of your camp’s duty roster. If you will do that, Henri will not permit anyone to visit us if he is—how you say?—goofing off. Is it not that simple?”
“I will not be a party to robbery!”
“How is it robbery?”
“Twelve hundred dollars! Pay for two day-hitches. Lunar days. Nearly two months. And you’re probably planning to fleece them more than once.”
“A bon marche! Our expenses are terrific. Believe me, we expect no profit from this first trip.”
“First trip and last trip,” Suds grumbled.
“And who has complained about the price? No one so far excepting M’sieur. Look at it thus; it is an investment.” She slid one of the forms across the table. “Please to read it, M’sieur.”
Suds studied the paper for a moment and began to frown. “Les Folies Lunaires, Incorporated… a North African corporation… in consideration of the sum of one hundred dollars in hand paid by—who?—Howard Beasley!—aforesaid corporation sells and grants to Howard Beasley… one share of common stock!”
“M’sieur! Compose yourself! It is no fraud. Everybody gets a share of stock. It comes out of the twelve hundred. Who knows? Perhaps after a few trips, there will even be dividends. M’sieur? But you look positively ill! Henri, bring brandy for the gentleman.”
“So!” he grated. “That’s the way it goes, is it? Implicate everybody—nobody squawks.”
“But certainly. It is for our own protection, to be sure, but it is really stock.”
“Blackmail.”
“But no, M’sieur. All is legal.”
Henri brought a plastic cup and handed it to him; Suds shook his head.
“Take it. M’sieur. It is real brandy. We could bring only a few bottles, but there is sufficient pure alcohol for the mixing of cocktails.”
The small compartment was filled with the delicate perfume of the liquor; Brodanovitch glanced longingly at the plastic cup.
“It is seventy-year-old Courvoisier, M’sieur. Very pleasant.”
Suds took it reluctantly, dipped it toward Mme. d’Annecy in self-conscious toast, and drained it. He acquired a startled expression; he clucked his tongue experimentally and breathed slowly through his nose.