“So long as it’s a big one when it comes.”
CHAPTER 11
B ooks adjusted his rucksack and sword as the lorry drove away, gravel crunching beneath the wheels. Amaranthe, Basilard, Akstyr, and Sicarius were driving off to investigate the suspicious lot while Books headed in-unannounced-to the Spearcrest estate.
A hand thumped Books on the shoulder.
“Thanks for requesting me for this side trip, Booksie.” Maldynado carried a rifle and ammunition in addition to his usual gear, all overshadowed by his ridiculous hat. He pointed the weapon toward a stone-and-timber home at the end of the driveway. It and a carriage house overlooked the wide river as well as the main road through the pass. This early in the morning, the craggy valley walls cast shadows over the homestead.
“ Requesting you?” Books asked.
“Sure, the boss told me how you thought my family connections could get us a friendly welcome and a warm bed.” He tilted his head back and yawned. “And that sounds particularly fine after last night’s interrupted snooze.”
“Amaranthe told you that, did she?” She might be right, but Books wondered at her claiming the words had come from him. Did she think to ingratiate him to Maldynado? “I hope the fact that you’re disowned doesn’t get us turned away.”
“Nah, these remote, rural Crests haven’t an inkling of what goes on in the capital. Look over there. Do you see that?” Maldynado pointed at a tiny shack downhill from the house.
“An outhouse?” Books asked.
Maldynado shuddered. “This place is as antiquated as the pyramid in the city.”
“Not quite.”
A rustic home did not mean these people could not get news from the capital, but Books shrugged and followed as Maldynado headed up the driveway.
Snowy peaks scraped the sky behind the rocky valley. Giant boulders had fallen in eons past and lay in jumbled heaps along the river’s banks. Upstream, a mill perched with an old waterwheel turning in the current, its wooden frame gray with age. A pretty landscape, though nothing suggested the sort of wealth one associated with the empire’s aristocracy. A garden and greenhouse waited for the sun to peep over the crags, though they did not likely provide enough vegetables for more than a couple of people. Even timber was scarce on this side of the river; it must have been cleared in the previous generation.
On the way to the front porch, Books and Maldynado drew even with the carriage house. The doors stood open, revealing two steam vehicles. A couple of young men labored beside one, shoveling coal into the furnace.
Books halted. Not just “young men.” Soldiers. And the red-and-silver vehicle was the one that had passed the team on the road.
A pair of dogs raced around from the back of the house. They bayed as they ran toward Books and Maldynado.
“Maybe we should have kept the others with us longer.” Books tensed, hoping the hounds were simply announcing visitors. At least their eyes weren’t glowing.
Maldynado squatted and spread his arms. “Hullo, puppies!”
“You’re going to be missing a throat in a second,” Books said.
“Nah.”
The dogs sniffed around Maldynado. He ruffled one’s ears. The other kept its distance, huffing and grumbling, but it did nothing more threatening. The friendlier one leaned against Maldynado’s leg and cocked its head for the ear rub.
“Must be female.” Books muttered.
He doubted the soldiers would be so easily won over. The two young men came out of the carriage house, brushing coal dust from their hands. Suspicious frowns darkened their faces.
“Howdy, lads,” Maldynado said, still petting the dog. “Is the lord of the manor home?”
The front door opened. Thirty soldiers streamed out, rifles in their hands. Three enforcers, including the female, followed.
“We’re in trouble,” Books murmured.
A bald, bow-legged man stepped onto the porch. He was missing one arm. A white-haired woman stood in the doorway, fingers touching her lips. She emanated apprehension. Books probably did too. He held his hands away from his weapons, expecting the soldiers to arrest-or shoot-them, especially now that his face adorned wanted posters.
The soldiers marched past, scarcely glancing his way as they headed for the back of the lorry with their gear.
“Think they spent the night?” Books relaxed slightly as the last man passed him.
“Probably,” Maldynado said. “If you’re warrior caste, you’re obligated to help the emperor’s troops if they pass by your land.”
Further tension ebbed from Books’s muscles as the last soldiers climbed into the lorry. But he relaxed too soon. The enforcers were not so quick to pass, and the woman stopped before him.
The top of her head came to Books’s nose-tall lady. Hair clipped close to her skull accented angular cheekbones and a strong, square jaw. Sergeant’s pins glinted on her lapels, making her the highest ranking enforcer there. Her hard brown eyes shifted from Books to Maldynado and back again.
“Morning, ma’am.” Maldynado offered a deep warrior-caste bow, arms stretched away from his weapons. “Is there trouble at the Spearcrests? I certainly hope not. We’ve-”
“I know who you are,” she said. “Both of you.”
“Erp?” Books managed.
Maldynado splayed a hand against his chest. “You do? You’ve heard about my roguish but charming personality? My daring escapades? I’ve always wanted to be famous.”
Books kicked him in the ankle. Even if he and Maldynado could defend themselves against the female enforcer and her male cohorts, the soldiers were not far away. Also, the man and woman on the front porch were probably the lord and lady of the estate. Brawling with enforcers in front of them might make the cover story Books had planned less believable.
“I don’t have time to arrest you two now,” the sergeant said.
“Darn,” Maldynado said.
Books kicked him again. “Where are you rushing off to with all those soldiers?” he asked.
The sergeant snorted and strode toward the carriage house. “If you’re around when we’re on our way back, we’ll deal with you then.”
“Looking forward to it.” Maldynado lifted his foot to avoid the third kick directed at his ankles. “How many days will we be waiting exactly?”
She did not answer or look back at them.
“Think Amaranthe was that stuffy when she was an enforcer?” Maldynado asked.
“I think,” Books said, “she’s changed a lot since she started working with us.”
“True, true. We’re a good influence.”
“ Some of us perhaps,” Books said.
The lorry rumbled into the driveway, belching smoke into the crisp, mountain air. Maldynado headed for the porch.
The man who was presumably Lord Spearcrest stood watching, his single arm propped on his hip. The sleeve of his other was pinned along the side and did not quite hide the outline of a stump that extended from his shoulder. He wore a glower darker than the inside of a smokestack. The woman relaxed against the door jamb as the lorry disappeared from view.
Books jogged to catch up to Maldynado. “Let me do the talking up there. Your charms have proven ineffective this morning.”
“I don’t think one enforcer is a large enough sample size to justify statements like that.” Maldynado stepped aside, however, letting Books ascend the stairs first.
Lord Spearcrest’s glower deepened, and Books wondered if he should have let Maldynado lead-and take the brunt of the man’s displeasure-after all.
“Good morning, Lord and Lady Spearcrest.” Books offered a semblance of a bow, though he clunked his elbow on his sword hilt-no chance of these people mistaking him for warrior caste. “I’m Professor Mugdildor, and this is my patron.” He decided not to mention Maldynado’s name in case news of his disownment had reached the estate. “I work at Bartok University, and I’m researching dialectal variations in the Turgonian language across the satrapy. How much does distance from the capital, remoteness, and proximity to outlying communities affect our mother tongue?” Books ignored the fact that his “patron” was rolling his eyes. “I hope to take my studies empire-wide eventually. I was wondering if you’d-”