But I knew.
6
He had just unfolded the morning paper when Harv Bradford entered the canteen.
“Can you believe those cops are still running around outside, Ernie? Took me twenty minutes just to get into the hotel.”
He shrugged. “They have a job to do. They must keep the crime scene secure.”
“Yeah, right.” Harv poured himself a cup of coffee, took a sip, then winced. “Are we reusing yesterday’s grounds?” He tossed the drink into the sink. “You had any contact with the cops?”
“No.”
“Neither had any of the boys on the night shift. Kind of a snub, if you ask me.”
“They’re LVPD. Why would they consult with us?”
“We’re the hotel security force. We work every damn day right here where they found the body. Seems like we might be able to tell them a thing or two.”
“Such as what?”
“Well… I don’t know exactly. But something. At any rate, they could ask. To treat us like we don’t exist…” Harv shook his head. “Just seems disrespectful.”
“City cops never have any respect for private security,” he replied. “They call us rent-a-cops.”
“I think that sucks.” Harv was a little over six feet, but he carried a spare tire that made the gray uniform bulge in all the wrong places. He looked ridiculous, out of shape, stupid. And he wondered why the police didn’t want to consult with him. “I could tell them a thing or two.”
He lowered his paper. “You know something about the body they found?”
“Well, no. Not exactly. But it’s possible I might’ve seen something without knowing I saw it, you know what I mean?”
I know you’re a fool, he thought.
“Hey! Is there something in the news about it?”
Harv snatched the paper out of his hands without even asking. It was because of his height, of course. Because Harv towered above him, that gave him free rein to disregard common courtesy.
“What do you know?” Harv said, slapping the paper. “The Transylvania made the front page. Did you read it?”
“I was reading it,” he answered sharply.
“This is pretty cool. Look at the size of the headline. I bet this is getting national play.”
“We can but hope.”
“Kinda exciting, ain’t it? Being a part of a big story like this.”
“I don’t believe that either of our names is mentioned.”
“Maybe not. But it happened right where we work. And I know the guy who found the body.”
“You’re a celebrity, Harv.”
“If you ask me, this is what the money boys get for choosing such a creepy theme for this place.”
“The children like it.”
“Yeah, and since when did Vegas care about children? This new crowd-they got more bucks than brains. I liked the town better when the mob ran it.”
“Those were the good old days.”
“You really don’t think those cops would want to talk to me?”
“I really don’t, Harv.”
The paper crumpled in his hands. “Know what? I always wanted to be a cop. A real one, I mean. When I was a kid. But I couldn’t afford the school and I couldn’t pass the test. So I went into private security.”
“And isn’t that satisfying? You wear a uniform. You have the occasional opportunity to hustle prostitutes. Strong-arm card cheats.”
“It ain’t the same. People look up to cops.”
“Do they?”
“Cops are like heroes. They make TV shows about cops. When was there ever a series about a private security guard?”
And that of course proves, a posteriori, that security guards are without merit. “I suppose you have a point.”
“I mean, here I am, right on the premises, with a badge and a gun and everything, but those guys outside would never dream of asking for my help. Wouldn’t even cross their minds.” He released a slow sigh. “Here.” He tossed the paper back. “All that little print makes my head hurt.”
There were smudges on the main story, big black remnants of Harv’s Frankensteinian thumbs. He hated that. He didn’t want to read a paper that had been pawed over by illiterates. And this one was important; he needed this story for his History. He would have to pick up another copy on his drive home.
His eyes returned to the main story under the banner headline:
MURDER VICTIM “BURIED”
IN CASINO GRAVEYARD
BY JONATHAN WOOLEY
An unidentified nude female corpse completely shaved of body hair was discovered early Tuesday morning in a mock graveyard located at the multimillion-dollar Transylvania resort hotel, authorities revealed yesterday afternoon. The body was placed in a wooden coffin and buried under a thin layer of dirt. The graveyard is part of the hotel’s Edgar Allan Poe gallery, one of several horror-themed tableaus on the ballroom floor.
“We’re just glad the body was discovered before the doors were opened,” said Transylvania owner Katherine Wentworth. “We wouldn’t want any of our guests to be disturbed.”
Police officials remained tight-lipped about the investigation, but LVPD Chief of Police Robert O’Bannon indicated that they were pursuing several leads.
“Obviously, the irony of depositing a body in a fake graveyard was more than someone could resist. We’ve taken evidence, which should allow us to identify the victim in time. The large number of tourists coming in and out of Vegas makes a quick ID difficult. Nonetheless, we have all our top officers working on it and have every reason to believe we will identify the victim-and her assailant-in short order.”
At a press conference later in the day, a representative of the LVPD Homicide Department, Lieutenant Barry Granger, stated that preliminary tests indicated that the victim had died of suffocation. Several unanswered questions still remained about…