will need on return (est 12 days) BRK
no troops/planes/special indic @ present but plz stdXjic BRK
no worrying & tell Q 2 BRK
Mensche
EOM
“Plz stdXjic” was Larry’s personal abbreviation for Please stand by just in case. Plz stdXjic had turned out to mean he’d needed a troop of cavalry, two doctors, three kegs of beer—not all on the same mission. It took her a moment to realize that “Tell Q 2” meant “tell Quattro too”—in other words, that Quattro wasn’t supposed to worry either.
She felt a kick and looked down. “All right,” she said. “Larry’s in Ontario, Oregon, and he’s on the job. None of us is supposed to worry.”
ABOUT THE SAME TIME. OLYMPIA, NEW DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA (FORMERLY IN WASHINGTON STATE). 10 AM PST. THURSDAY, JULY 10, 2025.
Allie Sok Banh’s first thought was that she’d have to speak sternly to Brianna about who was allowed to make appointments with her, or at least cut Allie in on any bribes. Other than a kickback, there was no possible reason Brianna had given a half-hour in Allie’s already-impossible schedule to a delegation from the tribes, and no way that the First Lady/Chief of Staff could properly meet with the tribals at all. After all, she thought, since I run the White House for President Hubbo-baby, that makes me the second most powerful person in the second most functional government in the former number one, currently about number twenty, nation on Earth. I’m at least five steps too important to be talking to… She looked down at the list and winced. From Sunflower Hammerhand of the Sunhawks down through reps for the Sunrisers and Morningstars, on to George Madisonsson of the Blue Morning People, and at the end: COALITION REPRESENTATIVE : MR. DARCAGE.
All of them would be people who used to be named something normal like Bill Smith or Ashley Gonzalez, who had absorbed some goofy Daybreaker ideas about the end of the world and gone off to be inept tree-worshipping bush hippies and make-believe Indians. The only real issue she should have with them was whether to assign them to the Justice Department for arrest or HHS for mental health evaluation.
But here they were, in her outer office. And the architects of the former Governor’s Mansion of Washington State had neglected to provide her office with a back door.
Well. She’d now used up three minutes of the allotted half hour. If she stretched out introductions and small talk, she might run out of time before Crystal Earthmommy, Shining Woowoofeather, and Barks at the Moon could voice their silly demands. I just pray I won’t have to accept any gift with beads or feathers or any other Camp Forest Fruitcake shit.
They looked like the chorus of a community theatre production of Hair: braids, dreads, Stetsons and cloches decorated with machine parts, one hat that appeared to be a mummified turkey. Most were in multiple shirts, baggy pirate pants or granny skirts, and some kind of knee boots or leggings. All of them were white—tribals were New Age hippie wannabes whose mythology derived not-too-remotely from Conan, Xena, Tolkien, heavy-metal Nazism, and The Da Vinci Code, and the First Nations very sensibly despised them.
Mr. Darcage was easily the winner of the Best Dressed Fruit Loop award. He had dreads, but neat ones; wore a hat with a feather, but it was a bowler with just one feather; and was dressed in a tuxedo coat over a baggy white shirt with neckerchief, and black pants tucked into knee-high deer-hide boots. He bowed and began the introductions.
As she watched, she realized that Darcage is the only real one; if there’s any deal to be done, it’ll be with him.
When all the handshakes and bows had been exchanged, Darcage said, “The group has chosen George Madisonsson of the Blue Morning People to present their petition.”
It began with a long, flowery prelude from the United Tribes of the Et Cetera and the And So Forth, in which each tribe named its founding values and claimed a history that had nothing to do with the events of the last eight months, when they had actually come into being. Darcage was appointed to be their representative to Olympia, and if the Federal government had any problem with any member of any tribe, he would—
Allie shook her head. “You’re American citizens. If one of you breaks an American law, you’re individually responsible to the city, county, state, or Federal government. If the guy next to you breaks a law, and you try to get between him and the arresting officer, that’s assaulting an officer, breach of peace, or obstructing justice, maybe all of those, and you will be arrested and tried for it. The Federal government does not give a shit about your little hippie-Indian or elven-Nazi clubs. The constable of the tiniest township has full authority to bust your silly asses if you break any law.”
The long silence was not awkward for Allie.
After looking around, George Madisonsson tried to go on. “Due recognition of the tribes under the new constitution—”
“There’s not going to be a new constitution,” Allie said. “And you won’t be recognized under the existing one, either, unless you put together a lot more votes than I think you have. We have states, counties, municipalities, and some more unusual categories like commonwealths, trust territories, overseas bases, interstate compacts, and Native American reservations. We don’t have tribes, autonomous republics, satrapies, or—”
“Or Castles?” Darcage did not raise his voice or look up.
“The so-called Castles are large, fortified private homes. Legally they’re no different at all from a big hotel or dude ranch with an extra-large security service.”
Darcage gestured for George to go on. “The territorial rights claimed by each tribe in the league are—”
“Irrelevant,” Allie said. “Absolutely irrelevant because all of that land is under some combination of the sovereignty of the national government, the jurisdiction of state and local governments, and the control of its legal owners. Daybreak, and the bombs, and the EMPs, did not abolish the Federal government. It sits here. They did not abolish the states—”
Darcage said, “Superior, Wabash, Allegheny, New England, and Chesapeake.”
Allie froze.
The vast area from Champaign-Urbana, Illinois, to the tip of Maine, and from Norfolk, Virginia, to Milwaukee, was a devastated wasteland, the Lost Quarter, far worse off than any other region of the country. Within the Lost Quarter, only about twenty-five struggling settlements here and there along its edge still called in to report famines, disease outbreaks, and tribal marauding. Seventeen contiguous states were functionally gone, with some bordering counties in Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, Tennessee, Kentucky, and North Carolina also in ruins and not communicating. Just weeks before, General Grayson, acting on the orders of the Temporary National Government in Athens, had taken six battalions north along the Youghiogheny Valley in Pennsylvania to evacuate a few hundred Amish families with desperately needed skills. They had been attacked by and fought tribes literally every day, carrying out more than three hundred of their own wounded and taking more than fifty deaths. Everyone said that if it had been anyone other than Grayson, it might have been much worse.
It had forced the Temporary National Government at Athens to admit that there was no hope of restoring a state government quickly in Pennsylvania, let alone in other states in worse straits. The Tempers had declared all those states “suspended” and given the state governments of both Illinois and Michigan “observer status” since neither had any meaningful control over its own territory. There was no provision, of course, for suspending a state, or granting it observer status, in the Constitution.