PLEASE TAKE NO READING MATERIAL INTO THE SAUNA
I’d never seen such a clear bias against literacy in my life. I hoped that the rule was broken regularly.
Forbes pushed the door to the pool open for me and the scent of chlorinated water hit me along with the watery echo of happy voices. It was a large but not quite Olympic-sized pool. On one side the wall was made of glass doors which could be opened up in the summer. A life-guard was listening to a small stereo radio near the entrance from the women’s side. Something familiar by Chopin, I think.
At the shallow end of the pool, a group of preschoolers were being instructed on water safety by a chubby woman with red hair peeking out from under her bathing-cap. She wore a blue Speedo swimsuit. All of the other lanes except the one closest to the solid wall were occupied by serious swimmers swimming serious lengths. You could tell just by looking at them that they had all been in the water for the last twenty to thirty minutes and that they’d still be at it half an hour from now.
“What do you think?” Forbes asked. Was he trying to sign me up?
“Glad you like it. My mother was on the committee that designed this place. She also helped raise most of the money to pay for it. Dad is still Membership Chairman, I think.” I nodded my approval of all this energy and Ross took it as encouragement to go on. “They spend most of their time here when they are in town. Do you want to go for a swim?”
“Not after eating. It’ll give me a cramp.”
“You’re behind the times, Cooperman. Swimming’s a great way to keep in shape. Look at my parents out there. Nearly one hundred and sixty years between them. And just look at them go!”
I had to follow Forbes’s eyes to see which of the gliding bodies between the bobbing lane-markers had given him life. There was a swimmer in each of the five lanes. Except for size they all looked alike. They were all wearing goggles and white rubber caps. Murdo Forbes was the first to be spotted. His massive form wasn’t easy to hide. He moved down the far lane like a pilot whale, his long arms moving up and down like flippers. At the far end, he climbed up a chrome ladder out of the pool, picked up a blue towel, and slipped into a matching blue terry-cloth robe and began walking in our direction.
“I meant that about going swimming, Cooperman. It’s no big deal to get you a suit and robe.” He meant it to be friendly, but his voice was already stiffening as the Commander drew closer.
“Thanks, Forbes. Maybe some other time. I should be getting back to your office. Unless my answer has made that deal come unstuck.”
“You must think I’m a real son of a bitch, Cooperman, to say that. Well, you’re right, but I’m not a small-minded son of a bitch. Maybe I still have an idea you’ll see things my way.” Here he turned and waved to the approaching figure. “Hello, Dad! I thought you’d have some lunch before your swim.”
“Still checking up on me, Ross? I nibbled on some chocolate I always carry in my pocket while we were playing golf, if it’s of any interest to you. I can’t see why. I suppose you’ve been stuffing yourself with this fellow and charging it up to duty entertainment, eh? Who is this fellow? Do I know him?” The Commander looked at me as though I was a dubious piece of horseflesh that was ripe for the boneyard. “I’ve seen you around the office.” He was actually addressing me. Did he think that the gift of speech extended all the way down to me, or did my presence at the club automatically put me in the social register?
“My name’s Cooperman, Commander Forbes. Ben Cooperman. I was having lunch with your son as you’ve already guessed.”
“‘Guessed?’ It doesn’t take much guessing when this fellow has a meal. Wine with lunch! Unheard of in my day. I suppose that mean no more work this afternoon. Given your usual time of arrival in the morning, Ross, I don’t know why you bother. Well, as a man who has been collecting his old-age pension for fifteen years, I guess I shouldn’t lecture you younger people. Just try to remember, Ross, you have a big weekend in store for you. Don’t get yourself stewed when there’s so much depending on you. You don’t want to give the family another black eye.” Ross didn’t even try to correct his father’s false judgment. In fact his lips were tighter together than usual.
“Ross,” he said, as though talking to a lackey. “I want them to take the car around for a wash. Looks like something the cat dragged in. Take it to Jackson’s. Those new people don’t understand the Bentley. They’ve scratched it and can’t get the tarnish off the bright work.”
“I’ll take care of it,” Ross said through his teeth.
“Goodbye, Cooperbloom. I’m off to the sauna to work off some of that chocolate. At least I’ll have the place to myself. The members are taking exception to my smoking cigars in there. Extraordinary, eh? Your mother’s still got another twenty lengths to do, Ross. That makes the rest of her daily mile. You should get yourself involved more here at the club, boy. Put yourself back in shape.” Ross made a sour face but didn’t let his father see it. Murdo Forbes wasn’t looking at him anyway, but the blast of advice kept coming, like it was carried in bulk and delivered in pipes. “I want to see you properly turned out tonight, Ross. Canon Nombril is an old friend. It may be just a rehearsal, but, damn it, it is a church, and I don’t want you coming in half cut. Remember what I said.”
The Commander went on in the same line for another few minutes. Poor Ross had to make up for the whole crew the Commander was used to tearing a strip off. Finally, he disappeared through the door into the men’s changing area. Ross looked like he was glad to see the last of him. “You know, Cooperman, a week ago a little exchange like that would have been enough to make me head straight into the bar for the rest of the afternoon. Funny, isn’t it? I think that now, by not doing the expected thing, I might disappoint him even more.”
After I left Ross Forbes, I walked through to the card room looking for a trace of my own father and found it. He was sitting on the sideline watching a game. He said hello, like we ran into one another at the club twice a week. He then took me aside to tell me that The Hammer, that knocker of knockers, could no longer afford to play when they began at a dollar a line. I listened to him describe the high stakes of the contemporary gin rummy game and nodded sympathetically. Before I left, I told him that I hoped to see him and Ma next Friday night, that I wouldn’t be over to the town house that evening.
“So, we’ll see you next week. It’s the same dinner no matter when you come. But I’ll tell your mother. It isn’t like we haven’t already seen you this week. That friend of yours is a very interesting character. I didn’t know there was so much to know about driving a truck. So many wheels to keep track of, it made my head spin.”
“I called Ma to tell her I wouldn’t be over for dinner tonight.”
“Mmmm,” he said watching the cards in the hand of the man in a cardigan.
“She didn’t seem to be disappointed I wasn’t coming,” I said.
“Mmmm,” he said. “He should go down now,” he added in a whisper to me. “He could do himself some good.”
“She didn’t even remember that I said I was coming over.”
“She’s just pulling your leg, Benny. That’s all.”
“I guess. I guess.” Then he hit the top of his head a glancing blow with the flat of his hand and I knew the man in the cardigan had done something stupid.
TWENTY-TWO
St. Mark’s Church, at the corner of Collier and Chestnut, was officially known as St. Mark’s-in-the-Fields, but everybody in Grantham, including many who had never been inside, called it St. Mark’s-by-the-Greens from the fact that it overlooked the first tee and the last green of the Grantham Golf Club. It was a lowish, wide-shouldered stone church, built, according to Frank Bushmill, in the tradition of English country churches. There was a square tower with no steeple and a big wooden door that fitted snugly into a pointed Gothic arch in front. That much I knew on my own.