"It's going to be a hot mother today," said Quentin, resting a thin hand on Andy's shoulder and wincing at the sky.
"Yeah." Overhead, a DC 70 strained upward through the blue air. "Take me to America," Andy murmured.
"Come on, kid," said Quentin. "Let's go in."
33: BUT WHAT'S PERFECT
The Whitehead had beguiled the early morning in a sweaty fight with the garage toolbox, restoring and partly refashioning a pair of old platforms, platforms which he had worn every day between the ages of seventeen and twenty-one until — lined with asbestos and bakelite though the boots were— they had gone critical on him practically in the course of an afternoon. emptying lecture halls, toppling freshmen, razing flowerboxes, and asphyxiating charladies in his wake. Keith had had no choice but to seal the footwear hermetically that night and swathe them in dead towels at the bottom of his trunk. He was meanwhile required to go to college in Clark's sandals for a month, as he saved the necessary money — by going without such things as transport, warmth, food and drink — for some new supports.
Little Keith had nailed fist-thick, roughly-hewn wooden slabs to the soles of the rescued boots, chipped them flush with hammer and chisel and blackened them with polish. It was a painstaking and in many respects an imaginative piece of work; but it was his most daring reconstruction job to date — and Keith was no cobbler.
In his room, Whitehead placed a two-pence piece between his teeth and drained his legs into the hot holes. He levered himself — ever so cautiously — from the bed, in order to exert his full weight on the palpitating platforms. Gradually, gradually…
A tenth of a second later Keith was an invertebrate puddle on the floor of his room. "So far, so good," he croaked. White-head was, after all, fairly experienced in these matters and, even as he lay on the rug, twitching to the black anguish that coursed through his body, he was reasonably sanguine. He had a shrewd idea — thanks — of the sort of state his feet were in these days; he knew, at any rate, that they opened up whole new worlds of semantic reach to the epithet raw. (A drunken dietary consultant had once advised him, unofficially but with real concern, simply to have them off — and quickly.) And yet little Keith knew also what they, and he, could master and endure. Presently, he was confident, a soothing elixir of sweat and blood would begin to soften the chips of ruptured cardboard, would begin to lubricate the craters of the scored heel, would begin to deliquesce the stiffened creases of the biting vinyl. True, it would not compromise the bent nail ends which had already eased themselves a quarter of an inch into his hooves, but—
"But what's perfect," Keith asked out loud of his floor rug, "in this life of ours? As long as they don't squelch," he continued, reaching for a pillow to scream into, "just so long as they don't squelch, then I'm a happy man. Then I'm walking on air."
Ten minutes later Keith was on his feet, tears of pain running unhindered down his cheeks. He took an exploratory step, allowed his chest to billow, growled mightily deep in his throat, and willed on his body a species of control. Through his wall slit he espied Quentin and Andy ambling back toward the house. Stripped to the waist, Andy was gesticulating stylishly at the wholesome garden. Tugged at by Keith's tears his brown body swam beautifully through the knobbled windowpane.
"You can get used to anything, really, I suppose," White-head muttered.
Corrosion seeped up his ankles like rising water. It then occurred to Keith that if he had to wear these foot engines for as long as (say) a week, the loss of ectoplasm would more than discount the artificial gain in inches: with his gory shin stumps wedged into six-inch lifts, he'd be four-foot-eleven all over again. But it was unlikely that he would have to wear anything that long. How fortunate. For this small blessing Whitehead gave laconic thanks.
34: breakfast
"Giles! What are you doing up? Have you been out?"
The Mandarin on his lap, Giles was sitting at the kitchen: table, a cup of coffee cooling in front of him. Without curiosity he returned Andy's stare.
"Seeing my mother in London, actually."
"Yeah? How's she?"
Giles reached for the coffee cup. It got as far as his chin before he lurched forward violently and replaced it with a lingering, wristless hand. Frowning at the room, he took out his hip flask. "Who? My mother? Oh, she's mad. Gosh, she's so mad now."
"What she want?"
"She wants to come to the special Institute in Potter's Bar. So I can see her more often."
"The Blishner place?" said Andy. "What's she going in there for?"
"So I can see her more often."
"No, you little. What are they going to do to her there?"
"Actually, I don't know. But, gosh, she's jolly mad now."
"Do you get more cash?"
When Giles showed no loss of attention but no obvious interest in replying, Andy waltzed over to the dresser (on which numerous mugs were hooked and against which Diana leaned), taking an apple from the oriental bowl there. He placed the fruit in his mouth whole, chewed vigorously and swallowed — a habit of his.
(Giles averted his appalled gaze.)
"You've been out shooting birds in the garden, I suppose," said Diana unaffectionately.
"Oh, you haven't, have you, darling?" appealed Celia to her husband.
"The fuck we have," said Andy. "The little bastards won't come anywhere near here any more."
(Quentin crossed the kitchen and took Celia lightly in his arms.)
"I put," Andy went on, "I put stuff out for them — worms and stuff — but that's not good enough for them. Dripping, stuff like that. But do they come anywhere near the place? Not them, oh no."
(Diana lit a cigarette and sighingly exhaled.)
"I mean, how's a guy supposed to see any decent action around here if the flash little shits won't come near the place? Those doves. coming down here every day so casual.”
Andy's face darkened. "They'd just better watch themselves is all I'm saying."
Quentin was about to assure Celia that, nonsense, he was sure Andy had no intention of doing any such thing, when little Keith merged slowly through the doorway, his eyelids dark with pain.
"Good morning, campers," said Whitehead.
Keith's voicebox had been under orders to say this with volume and gusto. But the words had evaporated dryly from his mouth. "Good morning, campers," he said again. No improvement.
"Why, it's little Keith," said Andy. "Keith, good Christ, are you dying?"
"Good Lord, Keith," said Quentin with unfeigned alarm. "Here, quick, you'd better sit down."
Keith knew this to be excellent advice, and he took it as soon as his unstable form could get him into the room, thawing on to the nearest chair. Giles gazed up at him with expressionless eyes.
Diana disapproved of Keith on account of the horrible way he looked, and surveyed him now with fatigued contempt. Celia disliked him too, but was insatiably compassionate when it came to physical suffering and actually asked Whitehead whether he would like a cup of coffee. Andy, also, half remembering that he had struck Keith the night before — and quarter remembering that he had struck him very hard indeed — solicitously observed that Keith never looked up to much anyway and that perhaps he was just a bit under the weather.
All this made Keith want to cry again. He normally counted himself a lucky man if he could get into a room without exciting open derision: being totally ignored was, for him, an imperial entrance. However formal or perfunctory, actual concern always made him wistful for the status he knew he would never enjoy. With what was in fact his very least attractive smile, Whitehead explained that he had slept poorly and was suffering from acute migraine.