“Are you here to arrest him?”
“Was he in league with Sally?”
“Was it all of them that did it? Was it planned in the sweatbox?”
“Do you accept your incompetence in so far not making an arrest?”
Hooper remained silent until finally he was able to announce his credentials into David’s intercom and gain admittance.
David greeted him at the lift dressed in a suit of beautiful silk pyjamas. He looked tired. He had been home for only three days but he was already heartily sick of the one thing he had gone into the house to get: fame.
“They don’t want me,” he moaned when finally Hooper found himself inside the beautiful flat that David shared with his beautiful cat. “They want the man that bitch Geraldine Hennessy created. A vain, nasty probable murderer. Vain and nasty I can handle, lots of stars are guilty of that, but probable murderer is something of a career no-no. If only that silly girl had not got herself killed. It’s ruined everything for me.” He was entirely unabashed about his take on Kelly’s death.
“You think I’m a right bastard, don’t you?” he continued, making Hooper coffee from his beautiful shiny cappuccino machine. “Because I don’t pretend to forget my own interests and reasons for going into that house now that the girl is dead? Well, excuse me, but I do not intend to add hypocrisy to my many other faults, which seem now to have become a part of the national consciousness. She was a stranger to me, and if she hadn’t been killed I might have had my chance to shine. To show people all the things I have to offer. To be the leading man. Instead it appears that I’ve been cast in the role of villain.”
“And are you a villain?”
“Oh, for Christ’s sake, sergeant! You’re worse than that silly bitch Chloe. If I had killed her do you think I’d be telling you? But, as it happens, I didn’t. What possible motive could I have?”
“Fuck Orgy Eleven.”
David took it well. He clearly had not been expecting this, but he hardly let it show. “Oh, so you know about that, then? Well, all right. I admit it, I’m a porn star. It’s not a crime, but it’s not very classy either, and by some appalling coincidence it turned out that the girl Kelly knew. Yes, of course I was hoping that she would keep quiet about it. But I can assure you, I didn’t feel strongly enough about it to murder her.”
They talked for a little while longer, but David had very little to add to the statement he had made on the night of the murder. Except to expand on his reasons for suspecting Gazzer. “He really truly hated her for what she said about his son, you know. He tried to cover it up a bit, but I know how to spot the signs. I’m an actor, you see…” David’s voice trailed off. His handsome arrogance seemed to evaporate from him and he looked tired. Tired and sad.
Hooper got up to leave, but as he did so he asked one more question. “If Kelly had not been killed,” he said, “if the show had proceeded as they normally do, do you honestly believe that the sort of exposure you or anyone else could get on these things could ever lead to proper work – I mean, as a real actor or whatever?”
“Not really, no, sergeant,” David conceded. “But, you see, I was desperate. Desperate to be a famous actor, certainly, but if I couldn’t have that I was happy to settle for just being famous.”
“Well, you got your wish,” said Hooper. “I hope you enjoy it.”
Outside the building the assembled press pack snapped and barked as he forced his way through to his car.
DAY THIRTY-NINE. 7.00 p.m.
“It’s Thursday night,” said Andy the narrator, “and time for the housemates to make their nominations for this week’s eviction.”
Again everybody nominated Sally.
“She’s just got so strange,” Jazz said, when Peeping Tom asked him why he’d nominated her. “I mean, she sleeps on her own out in the garden and she’s so intense. It’s a real strain having her around.”
The other four housemates who nominated her all had much the same reason. Moon put it most succinctly. “I’m just sick to death of her being so fookin’ moody…”
And then there was the little matter that they were all quite clearly scared of her.
Of course, besides these negative thoughts they all added that they loved Sally and that she was a top girl.
The other person nominated was Garry, his sick jokes having by this time begun to grate on the inmates.
“I mean, I love him, of course,” said Dervla, “but if he does that screeching noise from Psycho one more time when I go to the toilet…”
“He’s a diamond geezer,” Jazz assured the camera, “but putting ketchup on Moon’s neck while she was having a kip was totally out of order. I mean, he’s brilliant, I love him, but you know what? At the end of the day I’m sick of him.”
When the nominations were announced Sally said nothing. She sat and stared into the distance for about half an hour before retreating to what had once been thought of as the nookie hut.
Garry assured everybody that he was happy to stay or go. “At the end of the day I’ve got a top life out there. I’ve got my little lad, I’m looking forward to going to the pub. I’m happy to crack on and big it up. Long as none of you lot stick a knife in my head before I get a chance to snuggle up on that couch with Chloe.”
Later on that evening Sally returned to the living area, and when she spoke it was to nobody in particular. “You all think I did it, don’t you?” she said. “And you know what? Maybe I did.”
In the monitoring bunker Geraldine did a little dance. “Thank you, Sally, you gorgeous fat dyke, you! Out lines do not get any better than that. Stick it on the end, Bob, and bang to credits, then when the credits are over, play it again… ‘Maybe I did.’ Su-fucking-perb!”
DAY FORTY. 8.15 p.m.
Trisha had gone to see Sally’s mother, a nervous, worried woman, who had been expecting her. “I wondered how long it would take you people to get to me, and after what Sally said on the telly I knew you’d be here this morning.”
“Tell me about Sally,” Trisha said.
“Well, you obviously know that my late husband and I were not her birth parents.”
“Yes, we knew Sally was adopted.”
“Ever since the murder happened I haven’t been able to sleep,” she said, staring down at her teacup. “I know exactly what Sally will be thinking, I know it. She’ll be worrying that people will think that it was her, because of… But you can’t pass mental illness on, can you? Well, it isn’t likely anyway. I’ve asked doctors, they’ve told me.”
“What was wrong with Sally’s mother?”
“Paranoid schizophrenia, but I don’t really know what that means. They seem to use these terms so often these days. Sally found out two years ago last Easter. I don’t think adopted kids should be allowed to find out about where they came from. They never used to be. Adoption meant a completely new beginning, your new family was your family. These days they act as if adoptive parents are just caretakers. They’re not real, they’re not birth!”
“Is that what Sally said to you?” Trisha asked. “That you weren’t a real parent?”
“Well, she loved me, I know that, so she certainly never meant to hurt me. But she used to talk all the time about wanting to find her birth mother, her blood, as she put it. It broke my heart. I’m her real mother, aren’t I? That was the deal.”
“So she found out that her mother had been a mental patient?”
“Well, I told her. I thought better coming from me than from some bloody librarian at the Public Records Office.”