Okay, so I wasn’t being entirely truthful. I’d actually been retained by Rachel to get Connie out of trouble with his bookie. But all things being relative, this truth was close enough to the real truth, and would serve for now.
Zitin flushed visibly. The doctor was about as smooth as a fourteen-year-old caught locked in a bathroom with last month’s Playboy. Jane narrowed her eyes and looked at me. I thought she was being somewhere between suspicious and sexy, then I realized the sun was coming over my shoulder and blinding her. I grinned on the inside, remembering what my father told me about his World War II flying days: always come at your enemy out of the sun.
“Private investigator,” she commented. “I thought I’d heard your name before. You were the detective who found Dr. Fletcher’s body.”
“Yeah, that’s more or less how it happened.”
“I should think you’d be more worried about the police investigating you,” she said coolly.
“Let’s just say I’ve had a talk or two with them.”
“I’ll bet. And what do you want from us?”
Zitin, I noticed, was nervously shifting his weight from one foot to the other. I’m no expert on body language, but I know anxiety when I see it.
“I’m trying to get a portrait of Dr. Fletcher’s relationships with his colleagues at the hospital, the med school. I understand that you and Dr. Fletcher didn’t necessarily get along that well. I just wondered if you’d be willing to tell me about it.”
Zitin pursed his lips, seemingly irritated now, as if he had somewhere he needed to be and I was keeping him from getting there. Which was probably true.
“Now’s not particularly convenient,” Jane said. “We both have commitments.”
“Can I drop by the hospital sometime?”
“We’re awfully busy there,” Zitin shot back.
“I won’t take up much of your time.”
“I don’t know-” he said.
Jane interrupted him. “I suppose if we don’t talk to you, then you’re going to be suspicious of us. Right?”
I smiled at her. “Probably.”
“Then I’ll make time to talk to you. Check in at the switchboard. They’ll page me. That all right with you, Albert?”
Zitin scowled, not wanting to have anything to do with this, but not wanting to buck her either. “Yeah, I guess so.”
“Thanks. I’ll be in touch.”
Jane Collingswood started to slide past the door Zitin held open for her. “There is one thing,” she said.
I turned back. “Yes?”
“Most of us came down here primarily to make sure he was really dead.”
“Jane!” Zitin said. He practically tripped over himself helping her into the car. Then he scrambled to the driver’s side. He peeled out of the parking lot, jerking into traffic without stopping. I stood there in the hot sun, grinning.
I could see why he was in love with her.
Back inside the funeral home, James spotted me in the main hall.
“I see you met Dr. Collingswood and Dr. Zitin,” he said, as we stood in a corner away from everyone else, kind of underneath the curving staircase.
“Yeah, but they wouldn’t talk to me. We set up an appointment for later. So tell me, guy, how come you showed up here? You didn’t like Fletcher very much. Why pay respects?”
James hung his head slightly, a lock of his long hair falling down on his forehead. “Most of us came here to make sure the guy’s really dead.”
“You’re the second person to say that to me in the last five minutes. What’s the story here, babe? How come everybody hated the guy? Really.”
James surveyed the room, making sure no one was close enough to hear.
“Med school’s rough enough without being nailed just because some smart s.o.b. doesn’t like you.”
“C’mon, James. Didn’t like you?”
He bristled a little but kept a cool head. “I’m no dummy, Harry. And I work my butt off. What I’m not clever at is sucking up. And the only way to get anywhere with Fletcher was to suck up to him or, if you were the kind of woman he took a notion for, to hop in the sack with him.”
“That’s a pretty rough accusation these days,” I said. “How come he hasn’t been brought up on sexual misconduct charges? Women don’t put up with that garbage like they used to.”
“I don’t have any doubt that he would have someday, one way or another. In fact, a couple of women came forward, but they mysteriously wound up leaving school before anything could happen.
“You see, Harry, he knew that for every med student, just surviving medical school’s the be-all and end-all. You know what you do when you flunk out of med school, Harry? You go to work as a pharmaceutical salesman, or you wind up running a place like this.…” He swept a small arc with his arms, taking in the surroundings.
“Fletcher had a way of getting to you,” James continued. “He knew that most of us would do anything to stay in school. He was cutthroat, and he was politically powerful. I don’t know if he had pictures of the dean with a goat or what, but nobody crossed Fletcher. I hated the guy. I admit it. Rumor was that he was trying to bust Jane Collingswood out of her residency program. He had the hots for her, and he figured if she wouldn’t put out for him, then he’d drill her out of the program.”
I had a hard time visualizing Jane Collingswood in the same thought with the term put out. High school cheerleaders put out. For women like Jane Collingswood, something much more elegant is required.
“And Zitin’s obviously gaga for her,” I said.
“Half the hospital is,” James said. “But I’m not sure Zitin’s got any further with her than the rest of us.”
“And when Fletcher didn’t have any luck either,” I reflected.
“He was going to ruin Jane’s life. Professionally speaking, anyway. Getting busted out of a residency program means you’re still a doctor. But you’re not likely to get anywhere with that on your record.”
“What was that you were saying about doctors making a lot of money?”
James smiled. “If they’re any good, they do.”
“Enough money to kill for?”
He shook his head. “Wake up and smell the coffee. In a heartbeat, Harry. In a heartbeat.”
15
I ducked out of the funeral parlor, cranked up the Ford, and drove out to the intersection of Division and 21st, near the law school, then out 21st until I found a parking spot in front of the Medical Arts Building. I had no idea when the shifts changed at the hospital, but there was something I wanted to chase down.
While hanging around the funeral home, I replayed the night of Fletcher’s murder over and over again in my head. I was walking down a long hall, and I saw this nurse come out of a room. I can’t be sure, but I seem to remember it was the same room where I found Fletcher. But the lights were down low; it was late. I was tired, and my leg was bothering me. My eyes aren’t what they used to be, and when you stand in the middle of a long hall peppered on both sides with identical pastel doors, they all blend into haze.
Then it came to me, and I could have slapped myself for not figuring it out sooner. I would have, too, except that I’d already had a years’ worth of slapping in the past couple of days.
I remembered the nurse, and I remembered the maybe-two-second good look I got at her as she buttoned the top buttons on her uniform and nervously smoothed out the wrinkles. But what I mostly remembered was Marsha Helms, my buddy at the coroner’s office, telling me that Conrad Fletcher had managed to ride the hormonal roller coaster one last time before somebody whacked him. Not to put too indelicate an edge on it, Conrad didn’t strike me as the type to be in love with his right hand. So I figured somebody else had to be there. And I figured that nurse was my best bet.
All I had to do now was find her.
Time was a factor as well. I knew, from my newspaper days, that the one advantage I might have over the police was that dear Dr. Marsha had let me in on the autopsy results in advance. Ordinarily, the full report wouldn’t be given to the police until the toxicology tests were completed, and that took at least seventy-two hours. Which meant that for about the next twenty-four hours, I was the only one who knew that Conrad Fletcher’s last moments on this earth had been spent basking in a post-sexual glow. If I were going to make use of what I knew, I had to hustle.