“I didn’t exactly find them. I just drew up the design and had a trophy place make them to order.”
“It’s your idea?” Alan Lewis put his pipe in the ashtray and got up for a closer look. “I bet you could market these. People are always looking for unusual gifts and these’d sell like hotcakes. It’s a brilliant concept.”
“And you could use silver for the twenty-fifth, gold for the fiftieth, and bronze for whatever the bronze anniversary is. What is it anyway? I’ve got a Hallmark date book at home and could look it up because they usually have a list of . . .” Grace realized that Moira was staring at her and she stopped. “All right, Moira. But I still think Jack is a genius.”
As everyone began to tell him how clever he was, Jack sat there, obviously embarrassed, until Jayne took pity on him.
“Go fetch our gift, Paul. Jack’s face is redder than a turkey waddle.”
“A what?” Lyle turned to her in surprise. He hadn’t been raised on a farm, but neither had Jayne. It must be a phrase from a song she’d written.
“A turkey waddle. You know, those gross little things that hang down on the . . . oh, never mind. Just get it, Paul.”
“If you will all pardon me, please?” Paul got up and bowed. “This will take only a moment.”
Everyone watched as Paul returned almost immediately with a large box. “Jayne has told me this is appropriate for your happy occasion. It is only a small token of our friendship and affection, but we hope it will meet your favor.”
“Lord!” Lyle’s eyes widened as Charlotte lifted a miniature house out of the box. “That looks just like 247 South Haven Street.”
“It is!” Charlotte bent closer to read the house number on the tiny door. “Look, Lyle, a replica of our very first house. Is that why you were asking me all those questions, Jayne?”
Jayne nodded. “Paul got hold of the original blueprints and his model man built it.”
Charlotte lifted the roof and peered at the tiny furnishings inside. “I still don’t know how you did it, but it’s simply perfect, all the way down to the awful living room rug.”
“How’d you do it?” Moira leaned closer to look. “That pattern isn’t even made anymore.”
“Betty did the rug. That’s her present.”
“Our Betty?” Charlotte looked shocked by Jayne’s emphatic nod.
“Dang-tootin’. I showed her what I needed and she hand-colored the pattern with felt-tip pens.”
“That was so sweet.” Charlotte sighed deeply. “I’ll go up to thank her when we get home. Do you think she’s getting any better?”
Moira shook her head. “That’s impossible, Charlotte. I read a book on it. It says that some days are better than others, but it’s an inevitable decline. Of course, Betty doesn’t realize how confused she is and that helps, but Alzheimer’s is a real b . . .”
“Bitch.” Grace supplied the word before Moira had time to think of an acceptable substitute. With all these “shucks” and “dangs” and “horsefeathers” floating around, she sometimes felt like she was a character in a Jimmy Stewart movie. “Alzheimer’s is a bitch of a disease.”
Everyone was silent for a moment. Betty Matteo’s lawyer had offered Marc the land on Deer Creek Road at a bargain price, provided it contained a unit for Betty and her full-time nurse.
Charlotte cleared her throat. “Well . . . Lyle and I thank you all for the wonderful presents. I think this is the nicest celebration we’ve ever had.”
“It’s not over yet.” Hal Knight came as close as he ever had to smiling as he handed Charlotte a thin package. A handsome man who Charlotte thought resembled the young Henry Fonda in The Grapes of Wrath, Hal was saved from a too-pretty face by a hairline scar, two inches in length, running across his left cheekbone. Most people imagined that it was a dueling scar, but Hal freely admitted that it came from a fall off his tricycle at age three.
Hal lived and worked in the third-floor unit. He was the cartoonist who drew Skampy Skunk, Benny Bunny, and Chiquita Chicken, whose antics made the whole country laugh. Few people acknowledged the subtle sarcasm that ran through every strip.
They’d all grown to know Hal very well, and one night at the penthouse spa, after one too many glasses of wine, he had revealed the source of his bitterness. Because he was handsome and successful, beautiful women continually made overtures toward him. Flattered, Hal enjoyed their company, but that was as far as it went. He’d tried all the remedies. Therapy. Sex clinics. Potency drugs. Even a desperate attempt at a homosexual liaison. Nothing had worked. Apparently, Hal had informed them wryly, he was lucky. One therapist claimed that he was sublimating his libidinal urges in his work, and that if a certain particular part of his anatomy was functional, he might not be nearly so successful.
“This is sweet, Hal. Thank you.” Charlotte reached up to kiss him on the cheek. “Look at this, everyone. It’s Skampy Skunk and Chiquita Chicken congratulating us on our anniversary.”
Hal nodded. “Better hang on to that, Charlotte. It’ll be worth big bucks someday.”
“It’s worth big bucks now.” Lyle took the drawing from Charlotte and studied it. “A signed Hal Knight has to be worth at least a grand.”
Hal almost smiled again. “More like five grand, Lyle, and just wait till I croak. Look what happened to the sketches Picasso drew on restaurant tablecloths. I’m probably a better investment than IBM.”
“Sorry I’m late.” Marc Davies burst into the room, shook hands with Paul, who had automatically risen to his feet, and took his place at the table. “Some idiot backed into my car at the baseball game and dented my bumper.”
“My goodness! I didn’t know they played baseball in February!” Charlotte looked confused so Marc hurried to explain.
“It was college baseball. They start early so they can finish before the end of the school year, and I went out to watch the new pitcher at UNLV. He’s got one heck of a changeup and his slider’s pretty decent, too. Those are pitches, Charlotte.”
“Is he better than you were?” Lyle couldn’t resist teasing his former partner.
“Of course not.” Marc grinned. “I was the hottest thing the pros ever latched on to. Ask anyone who was around back then. This kid I saw today has got possibilities, though. All he needs is a little seasoning.”
Charlotte frowned slightly. “I didn’t know you played professional baseball, Marc. You never mentioned it.”
“That’s because I wasn’t there long enough to brag. One season and I was retired. It’s a long story, Charlotte.”
“It sounds fascinating.” Charlotte reached over to fill his glass with champagne. “Tell us about it, Marc.”
Marc raised an eyebrow. “You’re really that interested?”
“Of course we are!” Charlotte smiled at him. She wasn’t, but she knew that a good hostess always listened to her guests.
“All right. Just let me wet my whistle first. I’ve got some catching up to do.”
Lyle studied his former partner as he drank. At first glance, Marc looked the part of a builder, sporting jeans and a blue work shirt open at the collar. But Lyle knew that Marc ordered his jeans from a tailor in London, and that the shirt was actually cut from the finest silk with an elaborate blue-on-blue pocket monogram. Marc’s loafers were handmade in Italy and his watch was a diamond-studded Rolex worth thousands of dollars.
Marc drained his champagne glass and set it down. His face was slightly flushed and Lyle was sure that he’d had a couple of beers at the game. He’d always been very closemouthed about his aborted baseball career before.
“On the night before the last game of the playoffs, I got a call from some guy who wouldn’t identify himself. He said that if I came in to relieve, he’d give me a hundred big ones to throw the game.”