On Thursdays and Fridays, my part-time bookkeeper, Enid, came in to check delivery notes against orders made, and invoices received against both. Checks were then written against invoices, receipts from sales were counted and banked and salaries and other costs were paid. The system was very low-tech, but it seemed to work well, and we rarely, if ever, ran out of ingredients, or napkins and the like, and, since the first year, receipts from sales had far exceeded both checks written and the cost of salaries and the rest, so we made a profit. A handsome profit, in fact.
I sat at my desk and shuffled the paperwork to make some space. I had been working on new menu items and there were notes and recipes strewn about. We kept basically the same menu each day, since my regular customers didn’t like it if their favorite dish was unavailable, but we generally added a special or two. I didn’t want the specials to be recited aloud by the waiters, as happens so often in American restaurants, so we printed new menus daily, with any specials highlighted in bold type.
I dug in my pocket and pulled out Angela Milne’s card.
“Angela Milne,” she answered on the first ring.
“Hello, Angela,” I said, “Max Moreton here.”
“Oh good,” she said, “I was going to call you.”
“Who died?” I asked.
“What, from the poisoning?” she said. I wish she wouldn’t use that term.
“Of course,” I said.
“Well, it appears now that the death in question may not be connected with the event on Friday.”
“Explain,” I said.
“As you might expect, everything is rather chaotic at the moment with the bombing at the racetrack. Dreadful, isn’t it? I understand that the local coroner’s department has been somewhat overwhelmed. There’s a backlog of postmortems to be done. A refrigerated truck has been commandeered by the hospital to act as a temporary morgue.”
It was more information than I really wanted.
“So,” I said, “what about the death on Friday night?”
“It seems it may have been due to natural causes and not food poisoning.”
“What do you mean?” I asked her rather irately, thinking about my sealed kitchen.
“A patient presented himself at the hospital emergency room on Friday night with abdominal pain, nausea and severe vomiting, consistent with having been poisoned.” She paused. “He arrived at the hospital alone but at the same time as several other cases, and it was assumed that since he had the same symptoms he was suffering from the same problem. The patient died at seven-thirty on Saturday morning, and a young doctor from the hospital called the Food Standards Agency emergency number in London and an impetuous junior officer from there ordered the sealing of the kitchen.” She paused again.
“Yes,” I prompted, “go on.”
“I’m not sure I should be telling you all this,” she said.
“Why not?” I said. “It’s my kitchen that was closed because of it.”
“Yes, I know. I’m sorry about that.”
“So what did he die of?” I asked.
“The postmortem has not been done yet, but it appears he may have died from a perforated bowel.”
“What’s that?” I asked.
“What it says. The bowel has a hole in it and empties itself into the abdominal cavity. It apparently causes peritonitis, and death, if not treated rapidly.”
“So the person died of peritonitis?”
“I don’t know,” she said. “As I said, the postmortem hasn’t been done. But his family now says that he had Crohn’s disease, which is an inflammation of the bowel, and that he had been complaining of abdominal pains for several days. Crohn’s disease can lead to blockage of the bowel and then perforation.”
“Why didn’t he go to a doctor before Friday night?” I said.
“I don’t know, but apparently it wasn’t unusual for him to complain of abdominal pain. But I would have thought it was most unlikely that he would have gone to a dinner at the track if he was suffering from such discomfort that he needed hospital treatment.”
“So my kitchen is in the clear?” I asked.
“Well, I wouldn’t say that,” she said. “There were definitely other cases of food poisoning, even if that death was not connected with them.”
“But the food wasn’t cooked in my restaurant kitchen and had never been in the building.”
“Yes, I know that.”
“Then please get someone to remove the padlocks.”
“The kitchen will need to be inspected first,” she said.
“Fine,” I said. “You could eat off the floor in that kitchen, it’s so clean. Get your inspectors out here today so I can get my business back on track. I hate to think how much damage has been done by having ‘Closed for Decontamination’ plastered all over the place.”
“I’ll do what I can,” she said.
“Good,” I said. “Otherwise, I might start making a fuss about a doctor who doesn’t know the difference between food poisoning and peritonitis.”
“I think that fuss is already being made by his family.”
I bet it was.
“So when my kitchen is inspected, that will be the end of the matter?” I asked.
“Not entirely,” she said. “From my point of view, as the Cambridgeshire environmental health officer, I will have no objection to your kitchen reopening once it has passed an inspection, but there will still be an investigation of what poisoned everyone on Friday evening and put people in the hospital.”
“But the kitchen I used on Friday is no more, and also none of the food is left, so how will you do an investigation?” I asked. I decided not to tell her just yet that the only two of my regular staff who hadn’t been ill had eaten the vegetarian option. It was not that I purposely wanted to hinder an investigation. It was merely that I didn’t want to initiate one.
“Samples were taken of vomit and feces from those admitted to the hospital,” she said. “They will be analyzed in due course.”
What a lovely job, I thought, sifting through other people’s sick and diarrhea. Rather them than me. “And when can I expect the results?” I asked.
“The results will be for me, not for you,” she said, using her best headmistressly voice.
“But you will tell me, won’t you?” I said.
“Maybe,” she said with a hint of amusement in her voice. “As long as they are not grounds for a prosecution. Then the police will tell you the results after they arrest you.”
“Oh thanks,” I said.
We hung up on good terms. In my line of business, I needed Angela Milne as a friend, not a foe.
CARL DROVE ME to the racetrack to retrieve my car. My Golf wasn’t the only vehicle in the staff parking lot. There was a battered old green Mini there too. It was Louisa’s.
“Oh God,” said Carl. “What do we do about that?”
“I’ll inform the police,” I said. “They can deal with it.”
“Good idea,” he said, obviously happy to leave it to me.
We sat for a moment and stared at Louisa’s depressing little Mini. It had been her pride and joy. For some reason, it reminded me of a commuter rail crash in west London when the primary identification of some of the burned bodies was achieved by recording the registration numbers of the cars in the Reading station parking lot that remained uncollected at the end of the day.
I climbed out of Carl’s car. “I’m going to go back to the restaurant this afternoon to continue working on the new menus,” I said. “I’ll see you in the morning.”
“I might go back there too,” he said. “Nothing else to do.”