"What do you mean? I have several discernible love lives."
"I'm talking about relationships where you actually know the other person's name. Come on, Grace. I told Sharon we'd pick her up by ten."
The computer Grace was working on chimed, and she pulled the finished disk from its drive. "Okay, that's the last one."
She patted Harley on the head as she passed his desk on the way to Roadrunner's bank of computers. He turned off the monitor before she got close enough to decipher the scrolling lines of code.
"Something you don't want me to see?" she asked, a little amused.
Roadrunner lifted one angular shoulder. "It's a surprise Harley and I are working on."
"Really?"
"Aw, shit." Harley came storming over. "You didn't let her see it, did you?"
"No, I didn't let her see it. . . ."
"See what?"
Harley folded his arms over his chest and grinned at her. "Never you mind. Besides, if we told you, you'd be an accessory, and this has got to be the most illegal thing we've ever done."
"I like the sound of that."
"I went on the criminal justice board. Fifty, sixty years if we get caught."
"And I like the sound of that," Annie drawled from the doorway.
"You're going to call when you get there, right?" Roadrunner asked Grace.
"Of course we will."
"Because your cell phones probably won't work, you know. I checked it out. There are hardly any towers in northern Wisconsin."
"Excuse me?" Annie sounded like a kid who'd just learned that Santa Claus wasn't real.
Roadrunner sighed. "No cell towers, no cell coverage. Northern Wisconsin is pretty much a wasteland when it comes to telecommunication. You might not be able to call out until you get close to Green Bay."
Annie looked at him as if he'd lost his mind. "That is absolutely impossible. I called Paris from the top of the ski lift on Aspen Mountain last winter, and Aspen iswilderness."
"Yeah, right," Harley scoffed. "That's why every friggin' couture house in the world has a shop there. Let me tell you, you haven't begun to see wilderness until you've been to northern Wisconsin."
"Like you would know."
"Well, as it happens, I do know. Drove an Ojibwa friend up to the Bad River Rez once. Saw nothing but black bear for about three hours straight, and not one of them was carrying a cell phone."
"See?" Roadrunner said to Grace, his forehead wrinkled with worry. "You're going to be totally out of touch for a really long time."
Grace smiled at him. Roadrunner somehow managed to be both the child and the fretting mother of the Monkeewrench crew. His outlook had always been dark, his general philosophy one of blanket pessimism. "It's only a six-hour drive, Roadrunner."
"Yeah, well, a lot can happen in six hours. The car could blow up. You could hit a moose or have a blowout, and then veer off the road into a tree and lie there unconscious with all your arms and legs broken. . . ."
Harley smacked him on the back of the head.
Ten minutes later, Harley, Roadrunner, and Charlie stood at the end of the driveway like three abandoned puppies, watching Grace and Annie pull away in Grace's Range Rover.
"We should have gone with them," Roadrunner said.
Charlie whined his agreement.
"No room in that puny little SUV for two big, strapping men like ourselves and three women with all their makeup. Annie took a frig-gin' trunk, can you believe that? For a weekend in Green Bay, where nobody ever wears anything except Packers sweatshirts."
"We could have taken the RV. . .."
"Damnit, Roadrunner, how many times do I have to tell you not to call it that' It's a luxury motor coach."
"Whatever. We could have taken it. There's plenty of room for all of us."
Harley stared at the clump birch in the yard across the street. He rocked back and forth on his run-down heels. "I hate goddamned Wisconsin."
"The Harley-Davidson plant is in Wisconsin."
Harley's big head moved up and down a little. "Yeah. There is that."
A LOT OF PEOPLE assumed that Chicago was the windiest city in the country, just because of the "Windy City" moniker someone had slapped on the place more than a century ago. The truth was that Chicago wasn't anywhere near the top on any known list, and Minneapolis was windier by a whopping tenth of a mile per hour. Perched on the northern edge of the Great Plains, it was an easy target for the prairie winds that swept across the Midwest during the summer, which made the warm months tolerable for a population that wore parkas six or seven months out of the year. But every August, the prairies seemed to run out of breath, the wind stopped, and the heat settled over the city like shrink-wrap.
Grace had never minded the heat-or the cold, for that matter. Even after eleven years in the state, she was still baffled by the local fixation on the weather. But Annie had succumbed to the obsession almost immediately. Like almost every other resident, she watched every weathercast on every channel every chance she got, and spewed statistics like a meteorologist on uppers. They'd been in the car exactly two minutes when she started tapping the digital temperature readout on the dash.
"Lord, would you look at that. Eighty-eight degrees and it's not even ten in the morning. Another hour and we'll be fish poachin' in a kettle."
"We'll turn up the air-conditioning."
"Hah. As if air-conditioning could put a dent in the dew point we're expecting today. Did you hear how high it's going to be?"
"I don't even know what the dew point is."
"Honey, no one really knows what the dew point is, but it's going to be bad. Tropical. And Fat Annie is going to suffer. Is that Sharon?"
Haifa block ahead, Sharon was standing at the curb outside her apartment building, wearing her little navy FBI pants suit and her dreadful black lace-ups. She wore her brown hair in a short pixie cut, and would have been button-cute if it hadn't been for the mean-little-dog expression on her face. She had a big leather handbag over one shoulder and a canvas duffel at her feet. "Look at that bitty thing. Was she that short last week?"
"Shorter. She was sitting down."
The three of them had arranged to meet at a bar and grill on the fringes of downtown to take a look at the documentation Sharon had gathered on the case. She had already commandeered a large booth in the back by the time Grace and Annie had arrived, and was frightening the regulars with a spread of autopsy photos she'd laid on the table. "Are those all from the Green Bay case?" Grace had asked, and Sharon had swept the photos aside immediately. "Lord, no. I just take these along whenever I'm going out alone. No one hits on a woman looking at dead people."
Grace smiled at the memory, as she had smiled then. Most women would have worn a ring on their left hand to avoid unwanted male attention; Sharon brought pictures of corpses, and Grace liked that about her.
Annie rolled down her window when they pulled up to the curb. "Sharon Mueller, what on earth are you doing standing out there in this heat, especially in that sorry synthetic getup?"
Sharon stepped up to the window and breathed mint into the car. "I am a representative of the Federal government, and this is my Federal government outfit. In the back?" She hefted her duffel.
Grace nodded and got out to open the back gate for her. As Sharon tossed her duffel in, she eyed Annie's trunk suspiciously. "Somebody planning to stay awhile?"
"Only the weekend, honey," Annie answered as she climbed out of the passenger seat and held the door open for Sharon. "I bring at least two trunks for anything longer than that. Now, you come on up here and sit in the front. I'll be needing the backseat to accommodate this dress. If it gets wrinkled, the appliqués poke out this way and that, and I end up looking like I've been run through a paper shredder."