Geoff tossed in a further two pounds. Bob Thornton hesitated just for a fraction, just enough for Grace to know that he definitely did not have a good hand so far and was taking a chance because it was the last round. He decided to press his opportunity and raised by a further three pounds.
Everyone looked at him. They knew he'd had a bad night and this
i a giveaway. But it was already too late to do anything about that.
Tom threw his cards down and shook his head. Chris hesitated jr some moments, then tossed in five pounds. Trevor and Geoff ?ped their bets to match also. Bob Thornton followed.
'How many cards?' Bob asked Grace.
Changing two would have revealed he had three of a kind. But longing two would have given him better odds. Grace decided his jlltrategy and changed just one, dumping his three of clubs, retaining seven of spades. He picked up a seven of hearts.
His heart leapt. A full honse.'Not a top one, but a seriously strong hand. Tens on sevens. Now he was in business!
Certain from watching the change of cards of the others that he had the strongest hand, Grace decided to seize his opportunity and bet the ranch. To his dismay, each of the next three players in turn dropped out and he realized he'd pushed it too hard. But then to his relief Trevor Carter came in and raised him.
Confidently pulling out his wallet, Grace raised him further. Trevor then raised him several more times in succession, until Grace finally lost his nerve, peeled some more banknotes from his wallet and saw him.
Then he puffed nervously on his cigar as Carter flipped over his cards, one by one.
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit.
A running flush - 7,8,9,10, Jack on the bounce.
'Bloody brilliant!' Croke said.
"Well played!' Bob Thornton exclaimed. 'My God, that was well hidden!'
'I picked them up,' a near-ecstatic Trevor Carter said. 'I picked them up!'
Grace sat back in dismay. It was a hand in a million - maybe even longer odds than that. Impossible to have predicted. And yet he should have realized, from the uncharacteristic strength of Trevor's betting, that Trevor knew he had him beat - and seen him much sooner.
'I reckon your supernatural powers need a bit of topping up, Roy,' chirped Croke.
Everyone laughed.
'Fuck off!' retorted Grace more good-naturedly than he felt. Assistant Chief Constable Alison Vosper was right. People were laughing at him. Here it was light-hearted, among friends. But there were others in the Force for whom there was no joke. If he wasn't careful his career could be stalled and he could find himself sidelined. And right now he was down the best part of three hundred quid.
And by the time the remaining three games had been played, Grace had managed to increase his losses for the evening to four hundred and twenty-two pounds and fifty pence.
He was not a happy bunny as he took the lift down to the underground car park of the block. As he walked towards his Alfa Romeo parked in the visitors' section, he was still so cross with himself and his friends that he barely noticed the mud-streaked BMW X5 that was driving in.
Bha!' Davey, soaking wet, unlocked the door of his Portakabin, , kicked it wide open and strutted in. 'Yeeha!' he announced to
television screen, which was always on, to all his buddies who
ig around on the screen. He paused, water trickling down his leball cap and off his oilskins and muddy Wellingtons onto the i carpet, to check them out. James Spader was in an office, talk Ig to some chick he did not recognize.
'Wasted 'bout two hundred of them darned vermin. Know what I'm saying?' Davey said to James Spader in his best Southern drawl.
But Spader simply ignored him, kept on talking to the chick.
^ Davey picked the remote off his bed and pointed it at the television.
'Yeah, well, I don't need you either, know what I'm saying?' He
Changed channels. Now he saw two guys he did not know, face to
face, arguing with each other. Click.
James Gandolfino was walking through the cars in a Mercedes Benz dealership, towards a handsome woman with long black hair.
Davey zapped him and he was gone.
He surfed through a whole bunch of channels, but there didn't seem to be anyone interested in talking to him. So he walked over to the fridge. 'Just gonna git me a beer from the minibar,' he announced, pulled out a Coke, flipped it open with one hand, drained half the can, then sat on the bed and belched. His watch said 2.21.
He was wide awake. Wanted to talk to someone, to tell them about all the rabbits he and his dad had shot tonight.
'Here's the thing,' Davey said, then he belched again. He checked the pockets of his oilskins, pulled out a couple of live shotgun cartridges, then hung the oilskins on their hook on the door. He sat on the edge of his bed, wearily, the way he'd seen Clint sit when he was easing off his boots, and dropped his Wellingtons one after the other onto the floor.
Then he fondled the two unspent cartridges. 'They've got your name on them/ he informed Sean Penn, who was walking towards him. But Sean Penn wasn't in the mood for conversation either.
Then Davey remembered. There was someone who would talk to him. He knelt down on the floor, reached under the bed for the walkie-talkie, then pulled out the aerial as far as it would go. Kerloink!
He pressed the listen button and heard the crackle of static. Then he tried the talk button.
Michael, wide awake, was crying. He did not know what to do, he felt 0 utterly helpless. It was after two in the morning, Friday morning, he was meant to be getting married tomorrow. There were a million things that needed to be done.
Who or what the hell had taken the breathing tube? Could it have been a badger taking something to its lair? What would a badger want with a length of rubber tubing? Besides, the footsteps had been too heavy. It had been a human, for sure.
Who?
Why?
Where was Ashley, his beloved, darling, gorgeous, caring Ashley? What was she thinking right now, what was going through her mind?
He kept hoping, every moment, that this was some terrible nightmare and in a minute he would wake and be in his bed with Ashley beside him. It just did not make any sense.
There was a sudden sharp hiss, stark and clear. The walkietalkie!
Then a voice, in a thick Southern drawl said: 'You have any idea how much damage they do? Huh? You got yourself any idea?'
Frantically, Michael scrabbled in the darkness for his torch.
The voice continued, 'Y'know, most folk ain't got no idea. You git them durn conservationalists talking 'bout protecting the wildlife, but them guys, they don't know shit, know what I'm saying?'
Michael found the torch, switched it on, located the walkietalkie and pressed the talk button. 'Hello?' he said. 'Hello? Davey?'
'Uh huh, I'm talking to ya! Bet you don't have no idea, right?'
'Hello, who are you?'
'Hey dude, you don't need to worry 'bout who I am. Thing is five danged rabbits eat near enough the same amount of grass as one sheep. Go figure.'
Michael gripped the black box, totally confused, wondering if he
was hallucinating. What the hell was going on? 'Can I speak to Mark? Or Josh? Or Luke? Or Pete? Robbo?'
There was silence for some moments.
'Hello?' Michael said. 'Are you still there?'
'Ma friend, I ain't going nowhere.'
'Who are you?'
'Maybe I'm the Man With No Name.'
'Listen, Davey, this joke's gone on too long, OK? Too fucking long. Please get me out of here.'
'You gotta be impressed with two hundred rabbits, right?'
Michael stared at the walkie-talkie. Had everyone gone totally insane? Was this the lunatic who had just taken out the breathing tube? Michael tried desperately to think clearly.
'Listen,' he said. 'I've been put here as a joke by some friends. Can you get me out of here, please?'
'You in some kind of bad shit?' the American voice said.
Still unsure whether this was some kind of game, Michael said, 'Bad shit, you got it.'