He was right.
“I’ll do that,” I said.
“Cool,” Dan said.
Then he took one last drink of coffee, and got to his feet, cutting this conference short.
“Well,” he said, “I know where to start the Addwatter end of things.”
I knew he did. “You have the condo key?”
He showed me the key, already in his hand, dangling it like a Christmas ornament and smiling like an evil elf. “Mr. Levine dropped it off personally, and paved the way with condo security.”
I had to smile. “As always, Bernie’s providing solid support.”
“That he is. The counselor says we can rip the fuckin’ place to shreds, if we feel like it.”
“And we may need to.”
He slipped the key in his pocket. “You want me to wait till I get back to report?”
“No. Call me from the scene.”
“You got it.
He flipped a wave and was gone.
“What happened at the Addwatter apartment,” I said, “proved crucial to the case.”
“I see.” He tapped the top of his pen on the pad. “You seem to value Dan Green....”
“I do. I understand why Mike took him on, despite his youth and relative inexperience.”
The doctor nodded. “What was it that happened at Addwatter’s apartment that was so crucial?”
“I wasn’t there, but Dan reported in detail.”
Dan Green, carrying a small slimline briefcase, entered the Addwatter condo, hitting the light and exposing a modern, upscale, spacious apartment—a sterile world of grays and light blues occasionally broken by abstract paintings, sharp explosions of color that seemed to evoke Marcy Addwatter’s mental illness.
Dan took in the place, scanning swiftly but carefully, then set his briefcase down on a small table just inside the door, where a glass bowl that might usually be home to fresh-cut flowers stood empty. He opened the briefcase, its contents various electronic tools, one of which—a hand-held bug detector with a meter—he removed.
Leaving the briefcase on the table, he moved deeper into the living room, past sleekly anonymous modern furnishings. He turned the living room lights off with a switch near an open door onto a bedroom, and went in, switching that light on.
This was another cold, sparsely decorated room with sterile modern furnishings and artwork that was jarringly abstract. On a nightstand was a small metallic neo-deco clock radio and a lamp. To Dan, the place looked like a movie set from a weird arty Euro movie and he would not have blamed anybody who went screwy in this cozy crib.
He slipped out of his sportcoat and tossed it on a chair, exposing his leather shoulder holster with .38 Police Special revolver. Then he began to check around the bedroom with his bug detector, starting with the tufted buttons on the bed’s ivory-color padded headboard.
He was typically thorough, trying walls, floors, and furniture surfaces, but his meter registered nothing but indifference at every stop.
He even climbed onto a chair to check the ceiling, and examined its light fixtures with both the meter and his eyes.
No luck.
The client’s attorney had given the go-ahead, so Dan began the only logical next step: taking the bedroom apart.
The mattress was soon off the bed, on the floor to one side, a pile of bedding on the other. His small sharp knife ripped at upholstery and, when he got nowhere, he returned to the mattress and ripped it up, too.
Next he removed each tufted headboard button, using the knife point to pry all of them apart. Fifteen minutes was devoted to this process, with the end result being a bunch of buttons with their coverings pried off and resting in a pile on the nightstand by the clock radio.
Before long he was seated on the edge of the bed—actually on its springs—in the middle of a bedroom that no longer lacked character, having been turned into a first-class fucking mess.
He got out his cell phone and used it.
“Ms. Tree? Me....Full proctology exam. Zip.”
“Keep looking.”
“I can try the living room, but if Mrs. Addwatter heard voices at night? They’d be coming from in here.”
“Nothing registers on your toys?”
“If somebody piped voices, wirelessly, to hidden speakers in the bedroom? My bug zapper would only pick ‘em up if they were still transmitting. Which they got no reason to, now.”
“There have to be speakers. Find them. Use the metal detector.”
“In a room with this much metal? Anyway, Ms. Tree, those speakers’d be smaller than a gnat’s nuts. I tore this place up—”
But Dan was interrupted by the sound of a door opening out in the other room.
“Gotta go,” he whispered.
And he flipped the cell phone closed and slipped it away.
Then, quickly, he moved to the bedroom light switch and shut it off.
Peeking around the edge of the bedroom doorway, Dan could see a male intruder in black, right down to black gloves and ski mask, moving carefully across the living room, which remained dark but for slices of light leaching in through curtained windows.
In one fluid motion, Dan stepped in and drew the revolver from its shoulder holster.
“Okay, Zorro,” he said. “Reach for the sky.”
Only the intruder had an object in one hand, small but not tiny, which he hurled at Dan like a baseball, hitting him in the shoulder, hard, sending the revolver flying.
Then the intruder was heading for the exit, fast.
Dan, recovering quick, dashed across the room and threw a flying tackle at the guy, taking him down.
The intruder twisted as he fell and swung a fist into the side of Dan’s face, dazing him, and Dan’s grip loosened involuntarily, enough so that the guy could scramble and squirm out of it.
Now the intruder was on his feet and Dan wasn’t, and as Dan started up, the toe of a boot caught him in the stomach, doubling him over in an explosion of pain.
The guy was heading toward the door, Dan incapacitated enough to pretty much guarantee him a getaway; but then the figure in black did something surprising: he paused, turned and moved quickly past Dan, who was busy trying not to puke from the kick in the gut.
Still, Dan managed to roll over and see where the guy was headed...
...toward the bedroom, it seemed.
Before getting there, though, the intruder bent to pick up whatever it was he’d tossed at Dan, just a momentary stop, but that was enough, because Dan came up behind the bastard and gave him a field-goal kick in the ass.
The guy went sprawling, hitting the wall, hard, and sliding down to land near the bedroom doorway.
Dan looked around for his revolver, quickly recovered it, then aimed its short but insistent snout down at the unconscious intruder.
But the bastard sprang to life, and came up to execute a swift, deft martial arts kick that clipped Dan’s hand and sent the revolver flying again.
The intruder swung his leg around again, in another skilled kick, only Dan kicked, too, nothing nearly so graceful, just a nice pointed shot that caught the guy in the balls.
This put the intruder down again, screaming this time.
“Be the pain, grasshopper,” Dan advised him, then knelt over his victim.
Within seconds Dan had used plastic-tie handcuffs (he never went anywhere without them, including on dates) to bind the guy’s hands behind him.
When Dan finally pulled the ski mask off, the moment of potential drama fizzled, because he didn’t recognize the guy, a young-looking but chiseled character who Dan immediately made as ex-military.
By this time the guy’s screams had dissolved into howls of pain. You could be a Marine or a Green Beret or a Navy Seal, it didn’t matter—a kick in the balls was the great leveler.
“Nice meeting you, too,” Dan said.