Crichton was behind the plate, making goo-goo faces through the chain-link screen. Goo-goo faces? Ben took a closer look. Yes, and goo-goo noises as well. The woman on the other side of the screen was holding a chubby toddler, maybe a year old, while a small girl a few years older sat beside them. Crichton was doing his best to entertain, and the whole family was laughing.
What do you know? Ben thought. The workaholic sexist pig really was soft on his family. Of course, Mussolini was a family man, too, he reflected. Still, it’s hard to utterly detest someone after you’ve heard him sing “Itsy Bitsy Spider.”
Ben noticed that he and Christina were conveniently positioned in the center of the group warming up. This presented an opportunity for schmoozing he thought he’d best not pass up.
“I hear the police are going to be visiting us in the next day or two,” Ben said.
Chuck’s ears pricked up. “The police?” He tossed the softball to Candice. “What would they want with us?”
“They’re still trying to figure out who killed poor Howard.”
“Christ,” Candice said. “If they can’t figure out who’s mutilating all those teenage girls, they’re never going to track down Howard’s killer.”
“Oh?” Ben said. “Why do you say that?”
“It’s just a question of priorities, and it’s obvious that the mutilation-murders have a higher one right now. I haven’t heard Howard’s name mentioned on the news once, but I hear an update every night about the latest grisly development in the teen serial slayings. The slaughter of little girls has so much more tragic appeal to middle America.”
“I’d like to know what kind of questions the police are going to ask,” Chuck said, reverting the conversation to the previous topic.
“The usual, I expect,” Ben said nonchalantly. “Where were you the night Howard was killed? Did you know him? Did you have any reason to want him dead?”
Doug smirked. “I suppose we all had that, depending upon how petty you want to get about motives.”
“The police can get pretty damn petty,” Chuck mused.
“Why do you say that?” Ben asked.
Chuck shrugged and looked away. “Never mind.”
“Well,” Ben said, “I can account for where Rob was the day Howard was killed, and I know where Herb was shortly before I found the body.”
“Really? Where?”
Herb turned and glared at Ben.
“At the office,” Ben replied simply. “But everyone else is unaccounted for. Where were you, Chuck?”
“Who knows? I can’t remember that far back.”
“Surely you thought about it when you heard Howard was dead.”
“I was at home that night watching television. By myself.”
Christina made a tsking noise. “Not a very compelling alibi, Chuck.”
“Sorry. If I’d known there was going to be a murder, I would have gone to the opera.” He fired the ball back at Candice, throwing it so hard it smacked loudly against Candice’s glove. Candice winced, took her hand out of the glove, and shook it out.
“Take it easy, Chuck.”
“Sorry,” he said. He didn’t look sorry, though.
“What about you, Doug?” Ben asked. “I don’t think I’ve heard what you were doing that night.”
“I was writing,” Doug replied.
“What a surprise,” Chuck said with a wink.
“I didn’t see you at the office,” Ben commented.
“I wasn’t there. I was at home.”
“Took some files home with you?”
“I wasn’t working on Apollo business. Some of us do have lives outside the office, you know.” He hoisted a few bats into the air. “I was working on my novel.”
“You’re writing a novel?”
“What a surprise,” Chuck repeated.
“What kind of novel?” Christina asked. “Adventure? Murder mystery?”
Doug peered down his nose. “Hardly. I’m writing a modern deconstructionist dialogue, encompassing the existential viewpoint and post-World War II logology, as viewed through the perspective of seventeenth-century poetry.”
“Sounds fascinating,” Ben said dryly.
“And this is a novel?” Christina asked.
“Oh, yes. But I’ve written it in sonnet form.”
“Sonnet form?”
“Fourteen-line iambic pentameter, a-b-c-b rhyme pattern. It’s a daunting project. But we all suffer for our art.”
Ben suspected that there would be more suffering by the reader than the writer. “When do you expect to have it completed?”
“Oh, it’s done. I was just revising it a bit. Making some improvements.”
“Then what?”
“Well…it’s currently under consideration by various publishing houses.”
“Oh?” Ben asked. “Like who?”
“Well…both Penguin and Vintage expressed interest. Unfortunately, the recession has caused them to make some difficult choices, sometimes favoring commercial tripe over significant literature. I’ve had some very favorable feedback from the University of Peoria Press.”
“How much do you have to pay them to publish it?”
“Not as much as—” He stiffened. “I don’t see as that concerns you.”
“So you don’t have anyone who can testify about where you were the night Hamel was killed?”
“No. I suppose not.”
Ben shook his head. “You and Chuck are in a tough spot. The police don’t have any real leads. And when they don’t have leads, they start to get desperate.”
“What do you think they’ll do?”
“I don’t know. Personally, I don’t think the cops are going to solve this one unless they go back to…kindergarten.”
The softball coming toward Chuck thudded against his chest. He grunted, but continued staring at Ben, his eyebrows forming a furrowed ridge over his eyes. “What do you mean by that?”
“I’m just saying they need to start fresh,” Ben said, trying not to sound coy.
Chuck picked the softball up, but never stopped staring at Ben.
Rob strolled into the midst of the group and intercepted a softball on its way to Candice, much to her annoyance. He looked great in his uniform; he was obviously the only true athlete in the group.
“Everybody ready to play?” There was a spattering of well-tempered enthusiasm. “All right, let me pass out the assignments and the batting lineup. Anybody has any problems, let me know right away.” Although Crichton was indisputably the coach, Rob was the manager, which meant Rob did all the thinking and all the work, while Crichton gave the pep talks and accepted the trophies.
The group stopped what they were doing and formed a huddle around Rob. “No problems? Okay. Now, listen up. Coach Crichton has a few pregame words for you.”
Having been properly introduced, Crichton strode mightily into the huddle. “Listen up, team. I’ll try to make this brief. I think you all know how important this game is.”
Ben didn’t. As far as he knew, this was the third game of the season and the team was one and one. So what?
“I know a lot of people disagree,” Crichton continued. “A lot of people say, ‘It’s just the Lawyers’ League. It’s just for fun. Don’t take it seriously.’ Well, I’m here to tell you something different. Do you take your work seriously? Do you take your life seriously? My father used to say, ‘Anything worth doing is worth doing seriously.’ And he was right.
“Sure, we could just bumble through, drop pop flies, swill beer, act like asses. We could be cool and well-liked and friendly. And what would that get us? We’re not here to hoist brews, damn it, we’re here to play ball. Honest, proactive ball. And there’s no point in playing the game if you’re not playing to win. That’s for losers. And we’re not losers. Are we?”
The group answered with a rousing “No way!”, at least half the volume of which was contributed by Chuck.