Meaning she took advantage of those who used her, playing dumb country girl while she pocketed their silver candlesticks.
I gave her a shot at my famous raised eyebrow.
"I know. I know. But I got to get by while I build my reputation."
"I suppose." Getting a nasty rep was an obsession with her.
"Thanks for the passionate support. At least I caught on before it was too late to get out."
"Did you?"
"Get out? Damned right I did. See, this Cleaver told me, yeah, Winger, that's a great idea, putting somebody next to Maggie Jenn. Somebody else on account of she'd recognize me. But when I told him it was you I got to cover it, he got a face looked like he was about to have a shit hemorrhage. You'd a thought one of his buddies sneaked up and showed him he loved him by surprise. He got me out so fast I got suspicious. I sneaked around to where I could listen in on him."
I suspected Winger had done plenty of eavesdropping. "I've never heard of Cleaver. How come he's shook up about me?"
She spat. "How the hell should I know? You do got your rep as a super straight-arrow simp. Maybe that done it."
"Think so?" Winger was after an angle all the time. "So you wised up. Hard to believe. Usually it takes—"
"I ain't as dumb as you think, Garrett." She refused to provide proof, though. "What Cleaver was up to, he called in this bunch of street brunos. Not his regular butt buddies, just some muscle. He told them he had this big problem name of you and asked could they solve it for him? How about they sent you off to the Bledsoe? The brunos said sure and laughed and joked about how they done it before with some guys Cleaver didn't like. He's got people on the inside on the pad. He's connected to the hospital somehow. Probably through that blond baggage you was drooling on when I was trying to get you out of there."
"Yeah. Probably." But I didn't believe that and neither did she.
"Anyways, it took me a while to get away without nobody noticing. I came straight to the hospital."
I could imagine why it had taken her so long to slip away. Once she decided to quit Cleaver, she would want to collect everything valuable she could carry. Then she'd have to take that wherever she kept her stuff. Then she might have tested the waters to see if she couldn't carry off another load before she finally got around to me.
She knew I wasn't going anywhere.
The big rat.
"So you came whooping to the rescue only to find out that, through my own cunning, I had proceeded to effect my own release."
"You was doing all right," she conceded, "but you wouldn't never of gotten out of there if I hadn't whipped up on all them guys what would've gotten in your way downstairs."
Whatever else, Winger was a woman. I granted her the last word.
"You can let go the hand now," she said. "There ain't nothing left to squeeze out'n me."
"That a fact?" Then how come the country was coming on stronger all the time? She was putting on her camouflage. "And just when I was thinking it might be useful to learn how Maggie Jenn knows you. Just when I was getting curious about your pal Grange Cleaver. Since I've never heard of the guy, it'd probably save me a lot of time if you were to clue me where he lives, is he human or whatever, is he connected with the Outfit or anybody, stuff like that. Details. I'm a detail kind of guy, Winger."
Winger is your basic jump on the wagon and head out without checking to see if the mules are hitched up kind of woman, never long on scoping out plans or worrying about consequences. Neither past nor future mean much to her. That isn't because she's stupid or foolish, it's because that's the way she's made.
"You're a royal pain in the ass kind of guy, Garrett."
"That too. Hear it all the time. Especially from you. You're going to give me a complex."
"Not you. You got to be sensitive to get a complex. You're sensitive like a stinky old boot. Grange Cleaver, now he's a sensitive kind of guy." She grinned.
"You ever going to tell me something? Or you just going to sit there smirking like a toad on a cowpie?"
She snickered. "I told you, Garrett, Grange Cleaver is the kind of guy wears earrings."
"Plenty of guys are the kind of guys who wear earrings. That don't make them poofs. They might be fierce pirates."
"Yeah? He's also the kind of guy wears wigs and makeup and likes to dress up in girl clothes. I heard him brag about how he used to work the Tenderloin without the johns ever knowing how unique an experience they'd had."
"It happens." In the Tenderloin, in TunFaire, everything happens. I didn't consider this big news, though Cleaver did seem careless with his secrets. You get too public you can end up with more trouble than you can handle. Asking for trouble is plain dumb.
"He human?" I asked.
"Yeah."
"And don't hide his quirks?"
"Not around home. I never saw him go out in the street and run after little boys. Why?"
"He don't sound careful enough. You got any idea what a poof goes through in the army? Hell like you wouldn't believe. Bottom line is, any of them that don't hide it damned good don't last. The Cantard is no place to belong to an unpopular minority."
"I don't think Grange was in the service, Garrett."
"You're on a first-name basis?"
"He has everybody call him Grange."
"Real democratic kind of guy, eh?"
"Yeah."
"Right. So. He's human and male, he had to be in some service, Winger. They don't allow exceptions."
"Maybe he was a dodger."
"They never give up hunting those guys." They don't. Not ever. There is no privilege when it comes to conscription. Say that for our masters. No favoritism is shown there. In fact, in that regard they pay more than their share of the price. They do lead from the front.
Notice how Winger got me off on a tangent? I did. She had dropped out on this Cleaver princess but did not want to give up any information about him. That meant she still saw an angle.
Winger always sees an angle.
"Let's get back to the high road. What's between Cleaver and Maggie Jenn? If he's a shrieking faggot, why is he interested at all?"
"I think she's his sister."
"Say what?"
"Or maybe his cousin. Anyway, they're related somehow. And she's got something he wants. Something he figures is his."
"So she's going to kill him?" This was getting weirder by the minute.
I hate family wars. They're the worst kind. They put you out in no-man's land all alone without a map. Whatever you do turns out wrong. "What's he after, Winger?" "
"I don't know." Now she was getting long suffering, the way people do when small children ask too many questions. "I just worked for the guy. I didn't sleep with him. I wasn't his social secretary. I wasn't his partner. I didn't keep his diary for him. I just took his money and did what he said. Then I came out to save your butt on account of I kind of felt responsible for getting you into a jam."
"You were responsible. You were running a game on me. I don't know what it was because you've kept it to yourself. Chances are you're still running a game on me, you being you."
I was a little tired of Winger, which was another of her talents. She could exasperate you till you ran her off, leaving you thinking it was your idea that she was gone; leaving you feeling guilty for doing her that way.
"So what're you gonna do?" she asked. I had let go of her hand.
"I figure I'll suck up a few beers, then I'll get me some sleep. After I get me out of this clown costume and delouse myself."
"Want some company?"
That's my friend Winger.
"Not tonight. I just want to sleep."
"All right. You want to be that way." She got gone before I could react to the smug smile she left floating behind her. Before I fully realized that she was going without having told me anything useful, like where the hell I could find friendly Grange Cleaver.